PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Greeting Cards Are Expensive!!! Now that we've got that out of the way, we can discuss more things like broken records, chicken death fingers, dance recital notes, and just how many kid pictures is too many? We've even got a real "Dumb Dad Moment" and yes, the boys will ultimately reveal the secret to comedy. (don't tell any one)

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