Juan Cias has been a Mortician for 18 years and seen 4,000 dead bodies. We talk about embalming bodies, sewing limbs back together, sickening crime scenes, smell of decomposing bodies, beauty of death, "hot" corpses, Mike's grandma passing, & more.

Time Stamps:
0:56 - we live and we die
1:51 - how many dead bodies has Juan seen?
2:49 - the emotional story behind the people passing stays with you
5:42 - stories of seeing violently mangled bodies
6:59 - Juan got into funeral directing to see crazy things
8:21 - some police are scared to move dead bodies
9:36 - the most horrible crime scene with a homeless person
11:52 - what decomposing bodies smell like
13:02 - decomposing body vs farts
14:31 - the embalming process is tough
15:32 - sewing up process of the corpse
19:32 - the difference between coroners, embalmers, and morticians
21:20 - death gets people turned on
23:33 - how Juan got started in standup comedy
25:26 - Juan goes to therapy for seeing so many dead bodies
27:01 - death changes your outlook on life to not take things personally 
28:32 - mike shares a moment he had when is grandma passed
30:19 - respecting the corpse & middle age isn’t accurate
34:48 - old people are scared of morticians
37:11 - seeing “hot” corpses
39:48 - rise in fentanyl = rise in death rate in younger population
41:32 - dating is hard as a mortician
46:58 - don’t end your life- you’re hurting those around you
50:27 - mike wrote down all the ways he could end himself & got lazy
52:28 - Juan believes he’ll be alone forever- but he has his friends

Josh Higuera was a corrections officer for 7 years & stationed in gunatamo bay & victorville. We talk about pranking prisoners, treat prisoners with respect, losing a parent, weird prison rules, gay comedians turning straight comedians gay, cooking in prison cells, becoming a comedian after working in prison, and more.

Time Stamps:
0:21 - Josh was stationed in Guantanamo Bay & Victorville Federal Prison
1:29 - being a corrections officer (C.O.) puts you in a dark place
3:04 - prisoners don't act like what you see on TV
4:24 - some COs bullied prisoners
7:56 - blood doesn't squirt when you get stabbed
8:53 - A gang leader saved 30 COs lives
11:18 - an inmate got the literally teeth kicked out of his face
14:01 - easiest prison job
16:62- why you should treat prisoners with respect
19:08 - Josh loves his kid but used to hate kids
20:19 - Cuban prisons don't have medical resources for serious injuries
23:06 - Josh started standup comedy at the same time he was in the academy
25:11 - redefining success & happiness & losing a parent
27:43 - growing up with an abusive father
30:00 - why do Josh & Mike do standup?
34:54 - protective measures against your body degrading
38:28 - Josh tries to guess what Asian Mike is & Japanese is aggressive
39:24 - Arabic sounds aggressive
40:33 - favorite Korean foods
42:56 - Mike shot a short film with food poisoning & sh*t himself
44:16 - balancing comedy & being a single father
49:20- in prison child sex traffickers are accepted vs. child molestors
51:29 - Josh's first day as CO saw 2 buff convicts blowing each other
57:44 - do some prisoners turn gay or always were gay?
1:01:38 - some straight comedians are secretly gay or just desperate
1:06:13 - catching a prisoner with a knife in his butt
1:09:36 - pranking the prisoners
1:14:24 - allowing prisoners to cook in their cells
1:19:44 - catching an illegal gym in prison

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Dentist Dr. Daniel Lee is here. We talk about abusive dentists, teeth grinding, how to become a dentist, Mike's teeth get diagnosed, quitting residency, bad breath during cleaning, learning to love dentistry, struggling with the hate towards dentists, patients unleashing their trauma, every smile has a story, toxic Korean optimism, sticky rice causes cavities, dangers of replacing all your teeth, preventative measures to save teeth, how dentists rip you off, finding the right dentist for you, and more.

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Jake has a 10 inch dong and he hates it. We dive deep into why it sucks having a big dong & the advantages of having a smaller dong. Most guys wish it was bigger, this episode will make you happy it's not. Average is good guys.

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