Comedian Andy Van is here. We talk about getting paid on Venmo as a gigalo, controlling your anger, admitting you're wrong, pegging, Asian last names, palindromes, angry Vietnamese girls, overcoming physical insecurities, half the shaft to keep virginity, raising dating standards, friends betraying you for girls, & more.

Mike's alone talking about bombing in Mammoth, visiting grandma, racist altercation at a bar, solving family issues, old Mexican booties, fan photos, limiting social media, importance of boredom, small t-shirts, Metaverse predator, Injustice movie, & more.

Andrew Orolfo is here. We try to figure out why Andrew is so chill and indifferent while talking about Tatsu ramen, online porn games, getting disrespected by fellow comedians, network marketing meetings, scientology tests, white people fusion food, fighting high school kids, Eddie Murphy is Asian, beating yourself up mentally, fearlessness towards death, the issue with indifference in dating, & more.

Alex Duong is here and we talk double eyelids, living in the matrix, raising strong daughters, Asians attacking Asians, misusing the word “brave", Asians in the entertainment industry, why getting roasted is good, Vietnamese house parties, woke culture is dying, fetishization, struggles of straight Asian men, taking breaks to improve, hustle culture, tiktokers doing standup, and more.

Anthony Davis is here and we talk Cola kidney stones, dacrystic seizures, 90 Day Fiancé fart jars, Southern accents, anime, losing weight, calling old people, kbbq first timers, Filipino wives on match .com, cartoon crushes, posting on OnlyFans as a man, & more.

Mike talks about being depressed, reconciling with his sister, how family issues affect romantic relationships, dating people similar to our parents, doubting his dreams, New Years resolutions, job embarrassment, expensive MacBooks, having few friends, & more.

Young Yuh aka yayayayoung is here. We talk skincare, preventing wrinkles, Koreans don’t smile, plastic surgery, strategy of content creation, how to talk to agencies & sponsors, tiktok trends, building as a team vs. alone, balancing authenticity & monetization, weird food combinations, live streaming, & more.

Kitty Li is here. We talk about independent girls, hentai, high value males, red pill & doom pill, Asian girl issues, OnlyFans goals, meeting your equal, leg & foot fetish, vulnerability in bed, erotic fiction, avoiding white guys, public hookups, dating while living at home, and more.

One person started a (failed) movement to cancel Mike for clout. He talks about the experience and why he made the video that started it all. He also speaks on Asian men being dismissed, the internet rewarding people for inciting rage, cancel culture being helpful, McDonald’s phone app, diarrhea list, homeless people, shaving down under, the life's mission, and more.

Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall is here. We talk childhood trauma, friendships with hot girls, healing trauma with magic mushrooms, improving family relationships, suicidal thoughts, bad trips, being born in the 1%, retiring from UFC to standup comedy, brain injuries, losing friends to drugs, jungle shamans, organized religion, women should be in power, peptides, disliking fame, money = freedom, world war, & more.