Can we talk about the coital conundrum that is 69? Some people hate it. Some swear by its mutually inverted bliss. But basically, 69 (or as the French so beautifully say soixante-neuf) is an age-old oral sex position where “as you give, so shall you receive.” Sixty-nine is a group of sex positions in which two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals and then…they each perform simultaneous oral sex on the other. It’s a lot of give and take. And it can be capital A "awkward" or capital A "amazing". It dates all the way back to the Kama Sutra (where it’s called the congress of the crow…or cow, I can’t remember, but regardless) and was featured in a book called "The Whore's Catechism," which I'm now going to see if Amazon carries. It is THE sex number. Now that 69 is a famous internet meme (and a Southpark joke), any mention of the phrase 69 (i.e. highway 69, 69%, etc.) evokes the wink-wink response of “nice.” What’s your take on 69? Worthwhile or hardly worth it? Regardless, I hope you have a ‘nice’ day… ;)

Let’s play a game of rock paper scissors. Scissoring is kind of a joke in the sex world–everyone is interested but no one is moving in to actually talk about it. And if you dare to ask a lesbian about it–she’ll groan and roll her eyes because everyone assumes this is what queer sex is like. NOT true. But trust, scissoring is real. Yes, completely real. What’s more: It’s FUN. And PLEASURABLE. Why is it called scissoring? Well, when you’re doing it, that’s exactly how you look: like two pairs of scissors opened and put together. One of the great things about this position is that it “comes in many different forms and is totally customizable to fit the desires of the parties involved. You get a ton of lovely bumping and grinding and clitoral action. It can be adjusted to fit all bodies and genders. Which means it’s NOT just for women. Accessible sex for all? Hot damn. If you’re feeling hmmm…intrigued and want to give this AH-mazing position a try, this week’s episode is everything you need to know about scissoring, how to do it, and why it’s freakin' glorious.

Put a ring on it. I mean I had to, right? Today’s topic is the Wonderful World of Cock Rings, aka penis rings (also called a C ring, erection ring, penis ring, shaft ring, tension ring, or Arab strap.) And in the sex toy world, these are the unsung heroes, the cats meow, the tits, if you will (although nipple clamps is another episode for another week). Today we are going to bust a nut on those myths that cock rings are only for worn out old penises that need some zhuzh. That’s a load of country crotch. You see, cock rings aren’t just dick jewelry worn simply for aesthetics—although we guess they could be. Instead, they have multiple functions that work to give your sex life a lil boost, both for those with penises and their partners. A cock ring or cockring) is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base. Cock rings worn just behind the corona of the glans of the penis are known as glans rings, head rings or cock crowns. A ring that is worn around the penis and scrotum is also usually called a cock ring, but is sometimes referred to as a cock and ball ring. Rings that are worn just around the scrotum, in order to hold the testicles, are usually called testicle cuffs or ball stretchers. If you’re new to cock rings allow moi to explain what makes 'em so great, both for sex toy newbies and old pros alike

Why are we talking about butt plugs? Cuz we are continuing on with the Year of the Ass! A butt plug is a sex toy that someone inserts into the anus and can provide immense sexual pleasure. Butt plugs are available in various shapes and sizes, like tapered or teardrop shaped. Some even are bejeweled or have a furry tail coming out of them, because....seriously, why not. They ALWAYS HAVE A FLARED BASE because unlike dildos, butt plugs should stay in place after insertion. ‘Cuz, sis…I got stories about people who have seen a toy suck upinside the black hole (your anus in case you looked away for a second). But everyone can use them (men, women, gay, straight) and they use them for a whole buttload of reasons, which we’ll talk about this week on: Club Butt Plug: pull up a plug and let’s get cheeky!

Back in the day, spanking might have been something your parents did to you when you were in trouble—aka when I sass-mouthed over doing my homework or taking out the trash. Or other hypothetical trespasses. I thought I was edgy and cool. But I digress. BUTT as an adult, erotic spanking can actually be a reward, not punishment (unless you’re into that, winky winky). How does erotic spanking differ from those times of Gen X youth? Well, erotic spanking is a form of consensual impact play that uses hands or tools to strike the butt, thighs, breasts, or other fleshy parts of the body. Spanking is one of the most common kinks out there, and if the thought of someone bending you over the knee turns you on, you’re in good company. Spanking can release endorphins, causing a natural high. It's also a low maintenance activity, cuz all you really need, sis, is a partner (although that’s not completely true either–more on that to come.) It’s also one of the oldest kinks, with evidence of erotic spanking dating back to 5th century BC/BCE. I mean, two thousand plus years of documented bliss can’t be wrong, can it? In this episode, we'll slap into the world of spanking and how to enjoy it!

Want to hear one of the horniest teeny obsessions dominating our sex lives this year? Pegging–anal penetration with a strap-on (named fetish of the year–who comes up with these?) Yes, pegging is moving mainstream, friends, just like rimming and other bootylicious fetishes. But it’s not new (although the term “pegging” was first introduced in 2001). The 2010s saw a handful of notable pegging moments in pop culture, including the famed Ryan Reynolds scene in 2016’s Deadpool. And who could forget 2022’s news of Prince William’s supposed fascination with it–hypothetically the “Prince of Pegging?” But (hehe), 2023 isn’t all about dildos in buttholes. It’s about saying “F” you to any societal shame or stigma that’s holding you back from embracing your sexuality and feeling empowered to explore your desires to their fullest extent Let’s celebrate the Year of the Peg! If your curiosity is royally piqued… strap it on for this week’s episode to hear all about Pegging, cuz it ain’t just for royalty anymore, sis.

Salad tossing. Anilingus. Rimming. Rim jobs are becoming more mainstream in pop culture, and although oral sex to the butt sounds like it’s a taboo adventure, the truth is: the anus is mega-wealthy in ahhh-mazing nerve endings. If your first instinct is a HELL NO, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. There are tips and tricks to preventing “potty mouth,” and having a clean, fun, positive, sexy as hell experience. Variety is the key to life, and the key to becoming an analingus aficionado. And if Nicki Minaj can rap eloquent about “Toss my salad like his name Romaine,” then you, too, can love getting French kissed in ya’ booty. Oh, and positions to try? Yeah, sis. We go over all that, too.

People look at fisting the way they look at Mt. Everest. Sure, SOME people can do it, but it takes way too much training and the chance of injury is pretty high. But fisting is NOT out of reach in the “Him-a-lay-yas” for us mere mortals. Yah, it does seem intense because it’s an entire human fist inside your body. But done right? It can be extremely pleasurable, and won’t cause you to lose oxygen (or an intestine). The key to fisting is patience. Patience and lube. And you don’t even need a partner (yes, you can self-fist). In this episode, you'll hear all the deets on your own five-finger discount, including: --how to warm up to take a fist --what equipment you might need to start fisting (or be the fist-ee) --when to dismount from a fisting sesh and what to do afterwards for aftercare

What do Scarlett Johnasson, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Mila Kunis, Keira Knightley and a finger have in common? They’ve all been in SEXY SEXY movie scenes featuring 3rd base. Hollywood has done a damn good job at showing this sexy sex act for years–Mad Men, Fear, The Duchess, After Sex and more. But when most of us think of fingering, we may harken back to a time when our teenage partner acted like their finger was a tiny wiener. For a lot women, our early fingering experiences were just not good. Ah, but that can change. Fingering can be hot. FLAMEADO hot. It can actually become your preferred sex act, because it can be done anywhere, by anyone, and you don’t have to worry about STDs. In this episode, hear all about fingering and how it's not just for horny, inept teenagers anymore.

When your sex life feels a little stale, how do you up the bedroom ante? Crazy sex positions! We’ve spent the past few episodes reviewing some classics, and some new funky fresh ones (I mean, the butter churner?) The problem is that sex positions that keep getting used the same way tend to put us in a sex rut (boo). More exotic sex positions can help keep the spark alive, or just get you into shape (lookin’ at you, wheelbarrow). But what if you’re feeling really adventurous? This week, we’re going over some positions that don’t fit “inside the box” (but will definitely satisfy your box). Truthfully, some crazy positions could potentially cause disabling injuries. All medical caution aside, the ones we discuss this week are mind-blowingly good, totally worth the try and some are just weird to talk about at cocktail parties.