The Shade Of It All: A Rucast Podrace for RuPaul's Drag Race

While Dad is trapped on a plane in Albany, NY and Max is performing comedy in outer space, Katie and Sharron double-team Episode 8 with the help of TSOIA president pro tempore Guy Branum. We wrap our conjoined brains around the Cashews vs. Sashews vs. Ol' Backstory trifecta, call to order the Drag Race Black Caucus, explain "420 Boobs" and drill baby drill for drag. (music: http://www.bensound.com)

We must have stepped in a big pile of fate because our big 41st episode coincides with THE SNATCH GAME! And to sweeten the pot our guest this week is a real live drag queen: Daren J. Fleming AKA Ms. Grenadine Ross! Things get 80% shady and 20% disgusting as Daren spills two tons of tea about the dearly departed Sahara Davenport and asks the age-old question,"Bitch, did you not download the packet?" (music: http://www.bensound.com)

This week Readers we dramatize and "morphasize" @rupaulsdragrace Season 7 Episode 6 (and our 40th episode!!!!). Joining us is comedian Max Bernstein, plus we get podcrashed by our good friend Guy Branum as a bonus! Both join us to discuss catnet fishsuits, radioactive chickens, "Barnum Bangers," and our new series: Death Murder She Becomes Wrote Her. Shant-Ho, you go! (music: http://www.bensound.com)

AWARDS?!? Readers, @RuPaulsDragRace is clearly just stealing our ideas now! This week we are joined again by the socially media-y Shawn Hollenbach to present slabs of golden shade to Season 7 Episode 5. The nominees this week are: Meat Pennies, Joan Born Of Rivers, Mathilda's Dad, and Rosschelle Rossage.

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OH THE HUMANITY, READERS! Well, maybe not so much the "humanity" as the "Snake Person Vs. Doll Monster-y." Alex is out of town this week but while Dad's away, the mice will sashay. Max, Katie, Sharron and special guest Sue Funke hold hands and sob over the shock of the Episode 4 elimination, go dark and deep into Jessica Alba, ru-veal the secret-secret mini-min challenge, and out (our) Max backwards. (music: http://www.bensound.com)

Things get hairy (yeah I said it) this week as we welcome back special guest Mr. Guy Branum to clock Season 7 Episode 3 in Shadeambic Pentameter. It's beard vs. Bard as we soliloquy on mystery loafs, pelican attacks and the Shady Pines Nursing Home For Queens. TO READ OR NOT TO READ! (music: http://www.bensound.com)

Wow Readers! Season 7 is already poppin off like a false eyelash on the business end of a leaf blower. This week Sharron, Katie, Max and Alex welcome special guest Bowen Yang to discuss who gave the best mouth, why a butt-stuff renaissance is upon us, newfound respect for the Minj and guest judge Larson Lessley. (music: http://www.bensound.com)

GOOD GODAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK! Season 7 is officially on! For this overstuffed first RPDR episode we said "game recognize game" with our own queen-sized episode and…A NEW CO-HOST! Give a deep "SUP" to Sharron Paul readers. She'll be joining us at the shade-table to clock around the tuck all season. Channel your inner Swamp Demon, black-out that ding-dong and C'MON RUSSIAN BUTTHOLE! Season 7 HAS ARRIVED! (music: http://www.bensound.com)

And so Readers we come to the end of an era, to the close of a show and to the break of a new dawn. This week we discuss Drag Queens of London episode 8, the final episode of the series. Stories are concluded, new characters are inexplicably introduced, Rosie throws mud, and Alex and Max bond over a tiny misunderstanding surrounding the Holocaust. Goodbye DQOL. We loved you. Yes, even you, Lloyd. OMG DRAG RACE SEASON SEVEN IS SO CLOSE! COME ON, SLOW PROGRESSION OF TIME! (music: http://www.bensound.com)

Hit the slopes with us Readers as we glide through Drag Queens Of London Episode 7. It's European Gay Ski Week and the drama is as thick as a mogul. Katie, Max and Alex marvel at the mystery of a Lloyd Vs. Silver wig fight, try to find Katie a gay hubby, goof on American Andrew and peddle petticoats for boobs. We also check in on the Drag Race season 7 trailer that FINALY dropped.

(music: http://www.bensound.com)