The Shade Of It All: A Rucast Podrace for RuPaul's Drag Race

We get completely legless this episode, Readers, as we EXPLODE Drag Queens of London Episode 6. Max, Katie and Alex shag Bagga's swagga, fake sax, lament doomed Guinea pigs and produce a new house music single right before your very ears. oh yeah, and …WHEN THE HELL IS RPDR SEASON SEVEN!?!?! (music: http://www.bensound.com)

Oh long suffering Readers, we're officially back from hiatus! We know you've been breathlessly waiting by your old-time transistor radios for us to sashay back. On this, our THIRTY-FIRST EPISODE (!) we return to Drag Queens of London with episode five. Katie, Max and Alex believe in the Rosie Beav, make clothes out of hickeys, put some stank on their Pierre and barely avoid Benjamin In The Butt disease. Oh yeah and THERE'S ONLY A FEW MORE WEEKS UNTIL RPDR SEASON 7!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(music: http://www.bensound.com)

HELLO HELLO HELLO hunties! We are BACK! We did face Pilates to strengthen our side-eyes while we were on break and we got our shade on FLEEK! In our first post-hiatus episode, Alex, Katie, Max and Janine break from Drag Queens of London and return to our one true love: RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. GOOD NEWS: It's the Season 7 reveal! BAD NEWS: we had to watch the NewNowNext awards to see it. WORSE NEWS: This is Janine's last episode, for reals this time, guys for real real. :( :( :( We send her off in style as we clock MRSA, quadriplegic queens, first crushes and DAFUQ else. WARNING: episode contains gratuitous Rap Horn

(music: http://www.bensound.com)

The Good News: Max, Katie and Alex have officially fallen in love with Drag Queens of London :) The Bad News: We're going on hiatus for a few weeks :( Can we maintain a long-distance relationship with DQoL? Will our love last? Listen as we send our love to Rosie Beaver and consider an intervention for Lady Lloyd. Hold tight dear Readers! We'll be back soon with Janine in tow!

Join Alex, Max and Katie around the Shade Table for Drag Queens of London Episode 3. This week is all about falling in love with Nick, but we do find time to solve Horse Mysteries, shame Sexist Jeopardy and beat our faces with curry.

I know, I know, we have a lot of nerve returning to Drag Queens Of London after all that smack we talked. But we did and we were pleasantly rewarded by a great second episode of the series. Does that mean we stopped talking smack? Of course not! We still clock our favorite British queens and talk Courtney Love, Douglass Adams, hot coco and spill lots of Tea and Crumpets.

Get out your sash and sequins readers! This week Katie, Max and Alex discuss the 2008 documentary “Pageant.” It’s an all out spectacle of unrequited love, attempted masculinity and strategically placed Mountain Dew. We find out what “dolls” keep Victoria “Porkchop" Parker in the zone, who is the most graceful recipient of food in the face and what is the tiniest part of Katie.

Oh the Dolls of it All! This week we watched the trash classic Valley of the Dolls. None of us had seen it before, and we’re still not sure if we’ve seen it now. Max, Katie and Alex make a valiant, if not chronologically challenged, attempt to piece together the hazy plot. In the end we were left us begging to get off this merry-go-round ASAP.

This week we return to our Summer Tuckin’ series with the 2013 documentary “I Am Devine” about the life and times of legendary queen Divine…duh. Alex, Janine and Katie also welcome our brand new co-host Max Wittert to the Shade Table! We honor the memory of the great Harris Glenn Milstead by performing Edith Massey karaoke, slaying Drag Chimeras and choking out Max. - (music: http://www.bensound.com)

And now dear readers we come to the true close of RPDR’s first season. We employed the help of Anonymous and Assange to secure a copy of a long sought after relic, THE lost episode of the lost season: The Reunion! And we go out in style by bathing in the dead-air realness of some truly raw reality show moments, touching our inner Jeff Goldblum and of course walking those children in nature…to get away from Tammie Brown. - (music: http://www.bensound.com)