NEW AUDIO ALERT  - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings

Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious.

AUDIO ALERT  Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent his weekend with friends in a Pennsylvania hideaway - The Poconos.

If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?

In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.

Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight?

Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do the whitest thing possible: rank rap lyrics.

It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.

AUDIO APOLOGY - I was foolish to not realize, but one of us (Not Greg) played with a binder clip the entire episode, so mind the very miniscule clips here and there. Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation bus. Cangro sees his rankings properly.

Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?