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Some things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll should go. We also tackle why men and women usually can’t just be friends(someone is usually crushing), the death of Christmas matching plaid-and-jeans family photos, the horror of spitting gum on the ground, and more ridiculous—but very real—life frustrations. Join us as we passionately argue, laugh, and unapologetically stake our claims on the hills that matter most.

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This week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometown honky-tonk that’s seen it all, Ray brings the stories, the laughs, and a whole lotta country charm. We dig into the music, the mayhem, and the memories that make him a true Arizona icon. Grab your boots (and maybe a margarita), because this ain’t our first rodeo—but it just might be the most fun one yet.

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Some people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dives into the world of weird flexes—from travel bragging to “I don’t have tattoos” energy. But where’s the line? Is it just quirky confidence or does it cross into toxic territory?

Tune in for laughs, side-eye moments, and our unfiltered takes on the strangest humble brags we’ve ever heard.

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In this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share their own laugh-out-loud Karen moments—whether it’s while traveling, dining out, or just navigating everyday situations where tempers flare and patience runs thin.

To top it all off, we play a round of “You Might Be a Karen If…”—a hilarious game that hits a little too close to home—and officially crown the Queen of All Karens.

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From trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—aching backs, hating when stores move the aisles, telling kids how easy they have it, and the complicated rituals we now call “getting ready for bed.” Getting older might come with its creaks and complaints, but it also comes with great stories—and we’ve got plenty.

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This week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into the superstitions and old wives’ tales that shaped our childhoods. We’re talking broken mirrors, shoes on tables, caffeine stunting your growth, and other warnings we either still secretly believe… or found out were total crap as adults. Knock on wood before you listen — just in case.

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This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. This episode is lit!! Juicy Celeb gossip and new concepts Beau has coming out soon! Of course, we also get the scoop on Bar Brawl—his high-energy summer cocktail showdown—back for its 7th year at the reverse speakeasy Tell Your Friends, hidden beneath The Americano. Catch the madness every Sunday in August. Come for the conspiracies, stay for the cocktails.

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This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it really took to rise through the ranks—from nightmare chefs to nights that ended in bar brawls.

We also dive into his infamous program that has run for 7 years in a row: Bar Brawl!! A weekly competition every Sunday in August at 7:30pm at his reverse speakeasy Tell Your Friends(TYF)!! It’s an epic showdown, where the best bartenders go head to head!! Come join us! We’ll be there!!

We laughed our butts off and had the best time—this one’s full of heart, hustle, and stories you won’t forget.

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Season 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or proper Diet Coke. We introduce a brand new game: The Mommy Margarita Meter, where we rate real-life summer scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 margaritas — based solely on how badly you’d need a drink after enduring them. Spoiler: Some of these rank high. Plus, we tease a BIG announcement coming in our next episode that you won’t want to miss.

The shit is back, and so are we.

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What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀

We also get real about the friendships we’ve had to walk away from and how to spot the difference between a real one and a red flag with lashes. It’s part therapy, part chaos, all truth.