The Shit Apple Podcast

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Ready for some mischief and mayhem?!! From sneaking penis tire caps on our people’s cars and fart spray mayhem to prank call shenanigans and the creepy stories parents tell to keep kids in line—this episode’s got it all. Tune in for laughs, gasps, and pure prankster gold!

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In this special Q&A episode, we’re answering YOUR questions! From Shelley’s latest dinner in bed 🤯 to has the horse and donkey left anymore gifts at Tiffany’s doorstep, we’re diving deep into the things you’ve been curious about. Whether it’s bravo insights, behind-the-scenes stories, or just some fun and unexpected questions, we’ve got it all covered. Tune in as we discuss, debate, and deliver the answers you’ve been waiting for!”

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On today’s episode, we unravel the enigma that is our cohost, Shelley—specifically, her deep-rooted love for doing everything in bed. Eating? Check. Working? Absolutely. Makeup? Of course. Honestly, why would you ever leave?

We also get into a discussion about the efficiency of the female species (because let’s be real, we’re built different) and of course our fan-favorite segment, “You Know What I Hate?!” Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and maybe even some motivation to never leave your bed again!

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 Diana, Shelley and Tiff reminisce about recent social events, including a friend's birthday party and a wild night out, complete with bar-hopping and an unexpected encounter with a passed-out driver. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they recall "crashing" a wedding.  

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Summary

In this episode of the Shit Apple Podcast, we recount a harrowing experience at the NCA cheerleading competition, where a terrifying incident unfolded. We discuss the travel anxieties leading up to the event, the chaos during the incident, and the emotional rollercoaster of searching for safety and reuniting with loved ones. The conversation also touches on the aftermath of the event, the competition day, and the community's support, as well as conspiracy theories surrounding the incident. Ultimately, the hosts reflect on their experiences and the importance of safety in large gatherings.

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Walmart is a world of its own, and today we’re diving into the strange sights and encounters—starting with a mysterious woman feeding pigeons outside… which naturally leads us to the age-old question: Where are all the baby pigeons?! We also break down proper (and completely ignored) drive-thru etiquette, because some people clearly need a refresher.

Then, we get into the audacity of rude people—because wow, the entitlement is real. And of course, we can’t forget Diana’s stories as an officer of the law—her sexy uniform, her run-ins with criminals, and all the wild things she dealt with.

And to wrap it all up, our favorite segment: “You Know What I Hate?”—because let’s be honest, there’s always something. Buckle up for laughs, rants, and some classic Walmart weirdness!

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Tiffany steps outside and finds… horse poop. So, naturally, we have questions. What’s the proper etiquette when your neighbor’s horse leaves an unwelcome gift? That leads us straight into a hot debate on HOAs—are they keeping the neighborhood in check or just power-tripping nightmares? And then there’s pickleball… the sport that’s either bringing communities together or tearing them apart (literally).

All of this, served with a Sex and the City vibe—because let’s be real, we’re basically suburban Carries, Samanthas, Mirandas, and Charlottes navigating HOA drama instead of Manhattan dating. Grab a cocktail (or a pickleball paddle) and join us for some unfiltered, hilarious real talk!

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In the inaugural episode of the Shit Apple podcast, hosts Shelley, Tiffany, and Diana introduce themselves and share the origins of their podcast title, which reflects their humorous take on parenting and life. They recount how they met and formed their friendship, highlighting their shared experiences and the dynamics of their group. The SAC (Shit Apple Crew) conclude the show with a segment titled, “You Know What I Hate?” which showcases their comedic chemistry and helps set the tone for future episodes.