6/18/2018 Our last episode until MMPR! Download showhole042.mp3 Holenotes: Snack-size Ziplocs I'll show you what looks like a scrotum I had to turn off my rice (Finalist for episode title) Deflate the bounce house! Human steamrollers Several children beat me pretty severly I was also injured on the Slip 'N Slide® Kid prisons Cone of shame I married my brother (Finalist for episode title) Everyone's a cousin. It's fine. (Finalist for episode title) This tastes exactly like a mozzerella stick I've heard antifreeze is delicious Identity thief raccoon (Finalist for episode title) I didn't want to f*ck around Nature's terrible Just a pile of sh*t Too hot for cat pants (Episode title winner!) My calling card is to wax people's genitals to things Jazzle the D (Finalist for episode title) Snag your wang Waterproof....sack Does Tom Selleck lick p*ssy? You can't have a mustache like that and not offer rides (Finalist for episode title) Doesn't even feel like that long / That's what she said I want my whole undercarriage to be a Slip 'N Slide® (Post Show Holenote) Do I have a one and a half? (Post Show Holenote) You should be nervous when you don't have your pants on (Post Show Holenote) Let us all pray for my nuts (Post Show Holenote)

6/4/2018 Download showhole0041.mp3 Holenotes: Equal butting Eh huh! Your mom is a Juggalette? A whiff of dill Right in that dill hole The hot dogs of cigarettes Slurpin' for Candice (Finalist for episode title) The only library in town Pokemon and Boys (Finalist for episode title) Are you sure you don't have a demon? Suction action (Finalist for episode title) Demonic hutch (Finalist for episode title) Probably demons Just enough to feel the devils touch You will get your toes licked Tears spring to my eyes Eat Those Babies (Episode title winner!) I am covered in chip dust. You don't want to hold my hand. Grillz for the Lord Look at this d*ck, Bart! (Finalist for episode title) Bart after dark Match the socks to my crotch What Pantone is my d*ck hair? (Finalist for episode title) It's not like we were pounding it A bag in her purse ready to go We're going to get married in front of the No Dumping sign Satanic Starsky and Demonic Hutch Leather sex couch (Post Show Holenote) Distribution of couches (Post Show Holenote) Vaguely porny (Post Show Holenote) What shade of pink is this? (Post Show Holenote) Special Links: Bulletproof Burger King Bulletproof McDonald's and Taco Bell

5/22/2018 Download showhole040.mp3 Holenotes: She'd come to terms with my chip licking This is an oddly shaped pickle Cool as a cuck Former podcaster Candice I'm lost in this chip. It's so f***in good! So many fancy hats Green Batman villian You're basically Martin Sheen It's Youngstown. Of course it's gunshots. Camping cause I love camping! Cucumber up front Cucumber across the forehead Cucumber in the face Nice cans! Arbour Day 70's bushes It's wider at the base Landing strip trees Pornographic Christmas CD's The place is a sh*thole The real Krampus would go all out Just as good Sometimes people just need killin' What do you have in Canada that will kill you? There's gotta be Bigfoot porn How did this tinsel get in our bed? Look at my hoo hoo. It's awesome! And a check for five cents Underscore underscore The Victoria Day Bigfoot Porn Tragedy

5/6/2018 A special surprise on a very special episode of The Showhole partially recorded in a pub in Downtown Cleveland! Download showhole039.mp3 Holenotes: A Q-tip inside your cheek Pretty weird to be a podcaster About a half-hour on the meter There is no such thing as a safe space! The Cheek Puke Here's a gift bag! It's so full! The Zen Level of Embarrassment The bananas are ripe

Recorded 4/30/2018 Download showhole038.mp3 Condensed Holenotes: He popped his nose off I have to lift it which ruins the disguise His accordion was huge We apologize now do your job I get really excited...and pull away I was just honkin' it the other day You have to be one with the horn Or Goodwill, if I want to be fancy Use something slippery, lube up the floors This is dog correction school This is Jason's knob, tiny but potent It's like my own, personal Guantanamo Bay The problem is the swaying I tell people I'm being green, but I'm just being cheap Metric Zs Give me the Village People of penises Horrible, insufferable lawyer party. Rackateering, it starts with an "R" I'm all about that Willy

4/16/2018 Download showhole0037.mp3 Holenotes, Chapter One Substantial Pickle (Pre-show Note) (Finalist for episode title) 10 ounces of meat is what I'm callling Jasen from now on (Finalist for episode title) This is what the substantial pickle was in Pickles are like weed for your taste buds Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! It was O.K. fudge (Finalist for episode title) Fancified dog room I'll get in the cage The Bonnie and Clyde of Podcasting One of you two should hypenate Whip out your littleboy You could hide your weed in there I had weed for a while in Master Chief's head (Finalist for episode title) Double-fistin' I'd rather just drink a beer and not throw up in the mens room He likes watching you put all that meat in your mouth Butter all the way! I like a soft, soft bun (Finalist for episode title) I want to know my activity level Trash talkin' babies I think my head got fat Prepared for action with no accessories on Thank God for the algorithm! (Finalist for episode title) You could do worse than putting your trust in Pornhub (Finalist for episode title) So sorry if you got murdered. Our bad. (Finalist for episode title) That's me really feeling a sandwich (Post-show note) Holenotes, Chapter Two Let's see a cross-section of that sandwich! (Bonus double-list appearance award) Wow! You got old! Chewers and escape artists A commune of husbands That's better than I can do with my horn Sex this, sex that (Episode Title Winner!) They're cashing your checks and buying hot dogs Prepared for action with no accessories on (Finalist for episode title) (Bonus double-list appearance award) You're probably searching with one hand Martini cockpit

4/2/2018 Download showhole036f.mp3 Holenotes, Chapter One: When the good stuff comes (Holenote from Smooth Sailing recording) It's because I'm not there to turn it on from him My analog emoji No wonder the Chinese are winning Or Dicksnjanes either! The Official Target of the Showhole (Finalist for episode title) That new horn smell (Finalist for episode title) They had both kinds of horns that I like (Finalist for episode title) The church where they see the crazy visions Rarely If I'm really high Heebies AND jeebies (Finalist for episode title) Gummies gotta have a good gum to them The Arbiter of Comedy (Finalist for episode title) The Nutella Crack Addict Will you discreetly check my tag? (Episode Title Winner!) I always gotta go soft Mouth Shrapnel (Finalist for episode title) You're our director of filth! (Finalist for episode title) From tongue to taint Dedication to the storyline This is how the pros do it! It's the worst thing ever. Go listen to it! Fingers to burn Holenotes, Chapter Two: It's similar to chip licking It's roughage Old lady staples Multiple meth murder It was either meth or Reese's Pieces Rarely, if I'm really high (Bonus double-list appearance award) They're coated in sugar which means they're healthy It's like porn that orthodontists watch Loosen you up from tongue to taint (Bonus double-list appearance award) First you bone, then the board meeting

Recorded 3/19/2018 Download showhole035.mp3 Incomplete Holenotes: Everything seemed suspiciously warm Those are chips you can just lick the hell out of It didn't pop up Cuss the baby out The Title Show My story is just "I got drunk" There's no room in my purse for a gun (Finalist for episode title) dicksnbuns.edu Can you fit the entire can in your mouth? Eating her chip debris (Episode Title Winner!) You gotta pay attention to what you're doing and all that sh*t My delivery time keeps going up Lick that flavor stain! (Finalist for episode title) I'm a hazelnut spread virgin (Finalist for episode title) Clean Plate Club Bam! Burger! It just got hard Trying to outjaywalk a self-driving car (Finalist for episode title)

Recorded 3/5/2018 Download showhole034.mp3 Holenotes: I don't care how I dress much or grooming She likes a night release I've been eating a lot of burritos lately Cold spicy salad I barely want to put pants on Terrifying and loud I got cookie dough and a bathtub (Finalist for episode title) Too pretty for prison Opiates for the win! Kate & Allie go to prison (Finalist for episode title) In winter you've got to use your bare fists Bill Deys from Windsor. He's pretty jacked! (Finalist for episode title) Free rent! What's the catch? I live in squalor Nude when at home The smell is off-putting The best Pringles flavour is just regular, you monster! (Finalist for episode title) It's nothing sexual Ten out of ten - would recommend Canadian Podcaster Fan Fiction “The usual – regret and time, failure, sadness, a little lime.” (Finalist for episode title) Post-show trash talk Limp! You gotta blow the dust out of two things the same week (Finalist for episode title) The Squalor Bar What's a Joanie Chachi? A baby gate sounds like an excellent trap for a giant (Episode Title Winner!) It was long. It was hard. Now it's in your mouth. The dogs don't like burrito porn I'm not a gold digger. I'm a snack digger. (Finalist for episode title) I can't even find my download counter America harassed me (Post Show Showhole Holenote) Using you as a footstool (Post Show Showhole Holenote)

Recorded 2/26/2018 Download showhole033.mp3 Holenotes: Podcamp Legend Strawberries! Eat them a pound at a time! I had a dream about Ken Getting in vans with dudes Sally is automated (Finalist for episode title) B.L.E.V.I.S. Quality Respect Shiver Moments T was Sh*t Dairy accumulation I had a burrito that I forgot about (Finalist for episode title) They don't get to be the little spoon You're always going to be the big spoon (Finalist for episode title) I can recommend a onesie brand There might be a little underhead My buddy Barry's podcast Still active.  Sexually? He'll slip into a coma and God will invade his body (Finalist for episode title) We had housekeeping issues to discuss Was it meth? If you don't cuddle, you don't eat Trap Hat (Finalist for episode title) Get the brace Hashtag Nashville Cuddler Another notch on the pillow Well, he got out of helping you move Hashtag Kidney Sling (Finalist for episode title) Backpack full of kidneys (Finalist for episode title) Kidney bindle (Finalist for episode title) You gotta feel bad for the children of podcasters Where the f**k did my horn go? It's all of it I got woke up with a horn honkin' the other day (Finalist for episode title) I haven't had a horn honkin' in years I'll burn MiniDiscs for the Yooper (Episode Title Winner!) The BBanger Core You can't be evil and wear cat pants I do love the onesie The bum rush We've been busy living real life No humping We'll let you have one The Olympics are a scam (Finalist for episode title) The Illuminati does use WhatsApp Regards, X I Ain't No Wide Ruled B*tch The part's mounted to the tub! I'm only on the interwebs The Showhole Burrito Hour Don't expect me to get naked if it's under 40 degrees (Post Show Showhole Holenote) Don't bury the text! (Post Show Showhole Holenote)