Recorded 1/29/2018 Download showhole0032.mp3 Holenotes: Kibbles is universe This is my art I try to take it easy on the moose outfit - only once a week! I'm going for total D game over here Neither of those are words What is this? Some kind of hornhouse? (Finalist for episode title) Your fingers get all red and gross I'm gonna have to look for that. That sounds stupid. In my darker moments, I've had just gravy (Episode title winner!) We're each half-Canadian When you take the gravy over, just have a look at it. Serious lever action (Finalist for episode title) Hi Ho Neighbor! Chainsaw neighbor I'm gender confused about my chicken (Finalist for episode title) You're doing a great job selling it! I wanted them to hit me because it was a really nice car Settlement check Austria 1939 (Finalist for episode title) He has some serious stamina His default search engine is Pornhub I don't mind riding Sally

Recorded 1/12/2018 Download showhole031.mp3 Holenotes: It kicks you in the mouth A moment of clarity Podcasting Viagra Hit me with pleasure Freakishly Large Penis The Tickler I know nothing about massage What are the rules of sh*thole? (Finalist for episode title) This should be a good show Toxic Masculinity Shut your hole, Bront! (Finalist for episode title) Truth bomb What's embarrassing is when you have to read your own dumb sh*t Canada's permenately iced in It was hailing into my eyeballs Wash the dishes by hand and shut your face! Schnoz flipper Double Fist the Honker and the Whistle (Title winner) If this other things works out, you're off the market! I've seen that at least twice in twenty-five years I didn't come here from judgment, Bront I guess they found a new thing to whiten The principles of mint (Finalist for episode title) Emotional freedom tapping (https://eft.mercola.com/) Tapping for your brain Your own personal nude lockscreen I guess I do have to be creepy (Finalist for episode title) You guys suck at coming up with titles I was first and now I'm nothing Where can people find your dumb book you wrote? (http://blog.aliencg.com/) Skydiving with the Freemasons (Post-show comment)

Recorded 12/28/2017 Download showhole0030.mp3 Holenotes: Moon denier That’s why we stopped following him on Facebook The ultimate nerd experience I did not see Hot Fuzz Apparently I’m a Furry now They were the best! It’s a little on the nose for a pony name (Finalist for episode title) Brent says porn star Mom and Dad’s meat slicer I don’t have any pearls Pretty excited about the socks That’s a sweet tail What do ya got on under that moose suit? (Finalist for episode title) I only did one turkey My horns are drooping I’m just testing the Furry waters (Finalist for episode title) My mom’s place has an exquisite washroom (Finalist for episode title) Use a toothpick! Morris the Moose Anything stuffed with cheese is pretty good by my books Vibrating seat Jedi’s suck. Dark Power all the way! (Finalist for episode title) I got my package and left Ken’s gonna love this one You don’t get the dog metal? I could wear my moose onesie I’m ferocious with these horns! Super cool up in this hizzy (Finalist for episode title) Just like America No dong holing around my mom! The truth moose (Post-show comment) (Title winner) We didn’t use our honkers once!! (Post-show comment) I’m looking for a CD because I’m going to destroy it (Post-show comment) Why are you being such a b*tch? (Post-show comment)

Recorded 12/12/2017 Download showhole029.mp3 Holenotes: Showcoregapage (Finalist for Episode Title) I'll remember this since I'm paying for your dinners The bow just gets in the way Al's back door Canada has everything! I can't believe I finished that. I'm disgusting! The icing's made of sadness I'm glad I'm wearing stretch pants today This is Candice's favorite part The 70's were awesome and dangerous! I'm not gonna choke on 11 chips! Chip bits all over the f**kin' desk Pringles shrapnel everywhere #howmanypringlescanyoufitinyourmouth (Finalist for Episode Title) I'll eat them all And Brent will lick them all It's the last song on Hooray for Boobies (Finalist for Episode Title) I love me some Dilbert Don't give my solutions away! Instead of shout outs, we'll do call outs You work with the booze you got! (Finalist for Episode Title) Old gross memes When you lick it too much, it gets moist (Winner for Episode Title) That's how Jesus works! (Finalist for Episode Title) It makes me proud to be American I'm losing less bad every time This is hard! Wikipedia editing is for losers Don't touch it! It will update! Responsible-ish Links: Fun with coffee creamer More fun with coffee creamer

Recorded 11/27/2017 Download showhole0028.mp3 Holenotes (Mini Edition): How many kidneys do you have? Big meaty delicious organs (2nd place contender for episode title!) That's some slick lookin' meat! Thanksgiving Thunderdome Haunted by Angry Jesus (Episode title winner!) The lube I'm lookin' for! Enormous Sneakers (3rd place contender for episode title!)

Recorded 11/14/2017 Download showhole0027.mp3 Return of the Holenotes! Windows CK Metaphorical Woo Hoo (Episode Title Winner!) Here is your bib, ma'am McDonald's - Taste the Disappointment Chicken in between the beef Gangbang in your mouth At least I don't have cancer There's something not right there Blowing the homeless Ina-POPE-priate Half-Popeye More crispy than crunchy He likes big cups! He cannot lie! Completely foreign to me A good crossover Really bad French accent Those people! I just thought you were miming

Recorded 10/24/2017 Download showhole0026.mp3 Holenotes:  (From now on, the Holenotes will be a list of the contenders we considered for the episode title, in final judgment order!) 1st place: Judge Judy Reaction Show 2nd place: All my legal pleadings are covered in glitter 3rd place: In some ways you're the oldest one here 4th place: I thought you were an attack cat! 5th place: Don't be like Billy. He fell off the truck! Honorable mention: Tootsie Pops in my drawer

Recorded 10/8/2017 Download showhole0025.mp3 Holenotes: In a metaphorical sense Busted a wishbone I meant to spit it out and it is sticking to my body. We're good. I speak Celsius The Nashville version of Guardians of the Galaxy I'm edgy and tough Saskatchewan Roughriders Letterkenny They were moving me in and out of the tube Grease me out Is that from your goth album? It was a six to seven inch Partying with clowns The caulifolwer just hit The clown persona The best Tom Petty tribute that's been given all week The Pumpkin Spice Latte's of Gordon Lightfoot songs Very popular in Cleveland No one admits to going to Detroit The Podcasting Grandpa He has a special relationship with cooking hams Share your PGP key so we know it's you Right before this podcast, I had a two flusher Dirty Chinese Restaurant Dirty Dim Sum So bad for you. So good.

Recorded 9/18/2017 Download showhole0024.mp3 Holenotes: ·        Show us your burrito ·        It’s always on a Friday ·        I’m in therapy now. Again. ·        Classic steak ·        I’m sorry you lost your job or whatever but this is a really good burrito ·        Look at you with your job privilege! ·        Have you thought about applying at the morgue? ·        The wrong usage of your ·        Where does it say “not a sex thing” ·        No time for anything sexy ·        Brad Nails ·        This is like a bizarre game of Would You Rather ·        This topic is depressing ·        Just another Easter at Jason’s house! ·        Harbinger is a great word ·        We’ll give the apocalypse another chance ·        No one’s gonna listen! ·        It’s every two weeks-ish ·        Making those mouth holes – that had to be pretty tough ·        I assure you – I was NOT a tester ·        Pee all over like cats ·        It was a lot of feces, man! ·        That’s how you should have left your job ·        He was forced to do cocaine ·        You don’t want to be rude ·        Our usual Christmas usually ends with a cock fight ·        Some sort of weird Festivus ·        I bet there’s a girl named Autumn Mix ·        It was educational ·        It’s a good thing the world’s ending on September 23rd ·        Pull a Pew Die Pie ·        Sexbots on Twitter ·        People are terrible ·        Professional wind instrument person ·        Little tiny air horn ·        I don’t see blood. It’s cool. ·        Computers came ahead of the sex ·        Pizza based erotica ·        It does look like a bug ·        I know my kids toys ·        The new ones aren’t as exciting as the old 1970’s version ·        The number one show with bots ·        Pornbots love us! ·        It’s fun when we get meta ·        That sounds like him ·        Something was pretty Airwolf ·        Dodging missiles ·        You done got the consumption! ·        Ya’ll got that anthrax up there in Canada? ·        You never see people at Waffle House get anthrax ·        Syrup chuggin’ ·        Gentlemen ·        Lady ·        Fifteen minutes after Columbo ·        Jessica Fletcher/Columbo fan fiction ·        Bookmark that for later ·        How bad could it be? ·        aliencg69 ·        Pornhub reptilians ·        Reptilian lust