The Siamese Herring Experiment

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After years of requests from loyal and disloyal listeners alike, Brian and the not so Brian, have contractually agreed to publish the Brian files. These files contain pictures, fleas and paper clips guaranteed to bring the whole world and bits of New Zealand to its knees. 

On a lighter note Bevan is trapped under a snowmobile whilst hunting penguins in his attic.

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This mid-winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files.

Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder pool on Jeff Island and how his date is as smooth as a bowling ball now. The conversation continues with his exploits with Brian in the Mango and Jelly pool. Terrific memories and stuff.

Brian, of course, can't stop name dropping and before you know it a huge list of names is put out there. From Carl Sagan, Leonard Nimoy, Colonel Klink, Johnny Balsawood, Katherine Kluck, Stephen Denaro, Malcolm Brown, Chris Wade, Glen Hamilton, Fat Crack, Con O'Sullivan (sorry Brian), Jed Clampett, Barry Costello, Douglas Bader..... and he just goes on and fucking on.

On a serious note, Barry gets garrotted with a shovel. All good family fun.

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Brian declares to the world and an outlier planet on the edge of the Solar System that the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisvegas will incorporate the lower, lower end of Brian's property for the Opening Ceremony and the car parking. 

Much to the surprise of the Queensland Government and Furhrer Crisisafool,  the Brian's show the money, the blueprints and drainage for the blood in an all out display of Herring aptitude and war mongering. 

On a side note, Brian introduces Duck's into the menu that will be supplied at the Olympics. Yes the freshly shot ones down on Pond 6, right next to the shooting gallery, opposite the Discotheque and beside the Panther enclosure. Don't miss out!!!

On another incredible turn of luck Barry gets hit with a saucepan.

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This week Doctor Brain and Professor Brian table the mysterious and shaved world of the Travelling Koala Syndrome. The Nobel Prize of Overthinking will inevitably come their way this year, rewarding there decades long search for the perfect after dinner mint to pair with a Peppermint Cabernet and Otter Mudcake.

On a lighter and more sinister note the Brians have let Baron "The Trumpet of Colon" Mini-fuhrer off the leash and watched on as Barry was devoured whole by the maniacal kiddy.

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The Brian's discuss the absolute possibility that Mars Bars and Moon Bars will be available at most interplanetary kiosks In the foreseeable future.

With the brutal demise of the Orange Scum and Elongated's love-in and the hissy fits and cat calling, both Brian's frolic in the fallout and the hilariousness of 2 grown men acting like fucktards. 

Brian and Brian talk about the relevance of obese people in the world as we know it. From your real fatty Boombla to the fat bastard who only eats cake, to the large woman with 9 chins and uses a tarpaulin as a bra. This, and much more diabetes and colon clogging on this week's episplode of why don't more fat fucks just explode.

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This week the Brians finally get their patented Herring Condom Machines into the Vatican gift shop. 

With a new sponsor onboard with the Siamese Herring Experiment, the Brian's reveal this new venture on tonight's Episplode. Yes, Cardinals Choice Condoms enters the world of fledgeulent sexual practices. The comings and the goings are now neatly wrapped up in steel belted wonderment for the universe to admire and avoid nasty genital warts, lesions, pussy sores, chlamydia, Down Syndrome and horse bites. Hurrah.

On a particularly nasty note, Barry plays chess with the new Pope. He wins and is removed from the premises after contracting Leprosy. Fucking Pope's are sore lovers er, losers. This goes back to Pope Insidious, who had Jezus Carpenter put to death by firing squad because Jezus beat him at Poker. Bastard.

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The Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking.

Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs.

The Brian's discuss at length about Haiti and the Haitian people being not only simple souls and being good at Jewjew, but their exemplary culinary delights when it came to cooking miscreants and at the same time wearing a Brunch Coat. Fascinating.

On a very interesting note, both Brian's turned up to do this Poocast Sober. 

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The Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central.

Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its nude crescendo.

Brian puts forward that the new leader of the Listeria National Party must have a full head of hair and must not be a fucking Arsehole like the last one. Bye bye Potatohead.

All of this and Nana's recipe for using Death Mushrooms to release your inner vengeance.

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Brian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark.

Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of the Roman Caucasian Church. Both Brian's discuss the smoke, mirrors, debauchery and fun that will happen as soon as candidates bend over and speak in tongues to get as many votes as required to be voted in as the representative of Dog on planet earthium and the Men behaving badly and dressing inappropriately revue.

Barry puts on eye-liner and does a nude dance to commemorate Just Dumb Vance day.

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This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment.

Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska.

On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antartica near Mawson's Hut. They are on their annual migration from Wollongong to Germany and can be intimidated by loud noises, tennis racquets and nudity. Good luck.