The Siamese Herring Experiment

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On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain. 

The  Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenuity, yes, the Don key. Available at all Mick O'Reillys Sand, Cement, Gravel, Lime, Industrial Waste, Fertiliser for good or evil (That's on the Darkweb site), Hammeroid Cream, Ballistic Missile goods and services, Bubonic Plague starter kits, Replica Salivery glands for fun and profit and much much more. 

All of this on the Glow in the Dark episplode of how fucked are Feeart engines and transmissions and much less of the Siamese Tarriff Expensive Excrement.

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This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods.

On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or the Clergy.

Brian, again, rabbit's on about his trip to Tasmania and how they are the citizens of the Universe and all other sorts of shit. He has one, just one unbelievable experience with a local Prostitute there and he won't shut up. Wanker !!

All this, and 2 Donkey's fornicating on this week's episplode of funnily enough, the Siamese Herring Experiment showing 2 Donkeys and 2 Nuns.

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This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy. 

After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind.

On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile struck by lightning or a molotov and it has burnt to the ground with all the photographs, and has been summoned back to hell.

It's getting crowded with popemobiles on the car lot now and Johnny Lucifer needs to get rid of thousands of units before new stocks arrives.

Come on down for the deal of a lifetime...no contracts....well maybe a small one...

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This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship.

On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever before thanks to Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Wormholes. Mention the Brians and get your second wormhole last week.

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The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market.

The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo. 

After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of non binary 4 year olds and signing autographs, the Brian's then went onto the Gold Mine Hotel and Explosives Factory and let off another 9000 rounds and drank 8 fifteen litre Kegs of the local beer. With a Police escort, the Brian's then drove one and half hours back to Lawnton Heights for more shooting and Boozing. 

Cyclone, what fucking Cyclone.

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The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property.

Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must certainly be the Brian's. Who could deny this, the Bastards.

On  a solemn note, Brian has returned from the Vatican without being able to assist in the burial of Pope Frank. The old bastard just keeps praying and getting extra days on planet earthium.

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This week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows.

On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the insinkerator and finds love at the emergency centre. Lucky bastard!

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This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable.

This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The  fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out so buy one now before they all run out.

On a lighter note the economy is still trickling down to the battler in the street and the latest predictions are that by 2068 the first drips of the trickliztion effect will only be another decade or two away from evaporating.

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This week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition.

Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year.

Judges will need to have a keen eye and a strong arm to nail all these competitors up, so put on your best loincloth, pull up a donkey and get ready to throw a few stones.

On a side note Barry is available all next week for all your scourging needs.

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This week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.