The Siamese Herring Experiment

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Better late than never, just like the apocalypse; this weeks episplode explores the possibilities of powering small nations through the cremation of extremely weight challenged fatties. Fork lifts at the ready for this Presidential episode as Brian and Brian stoke up the oven and delve into the 47 carcinogenic herbs and spices that power the smallest brain of any Americaniaum president since Howdy Doody.

On a heavier note Barry's diet has gone straight to hell. He is eating his own body parts now. Coming to a reality show soon... as soon as that fuck-knuckle Rupert Muddock pays his electricity bill.

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Lust for power overcomes Elon Musk as he bankrolls Harry Sussex and Merple Marble's new film loosely based on cannibalism in the Royal House of Windsor. 

Tom Hanks has signed a lucrative deal with The Weinstein Company to portray former prince Andrew's penis. His scrotum will be played by the freshly exhumed corpse of Ray Liotta.

King Charles will be played by the remaining corgis and the Kings Ford Escort, Camilla Pocket Bowels will be played by a box of cabbage. Harry and Merkin will be played by the schizophrenic Joaquinine Pheasant and the entire exquisite mess will be directed by a freshly reanimated Jeff Bezos who recently succumbed to a bout of anonymity.

Having dipped his toe into the murky swamps of the highfalutin cinema magic,  Old Musky is now hellbent on producing his own fillums on Jupiter when he becomes the 4th Intergalactic Emperor of Entertainment. That's if Rupert Murdoch gets finally bored and resigns from the job.

All in all it's a fascinating episode this week and it may even finally land the Brians a much coveted place in the Wireless and Crystal Radio Set, Cardboard Box of Fame.

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Tonight and tomorrow both Brian and Brian alternate about the futility and the future of this thing called Earth. 
Yes, Brian Talk becomes the go-to language of this generation when discussing the effects of man's ponchant for warming this planet and others like it or if they don't like it and stuff.
Due to the lack of Law Suits against the Herrings, Brian concludes that some upturning of tables or defacing artefacts will be on the agenda to put the SHE up in lights or flames like the good old days, yep, the Nineties. That great time of Y2K and feeling safe in a high rise building or two.
On an absolutely animal loving note, Brian gets down and dirty about Chickens and Beak action. Riveting fun for the whole family.

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Brian talks at length about waving at people who aren't there. Yes, this phenomenon that has been embraced by the world and is synonymous with a ginger haired racist, sexist, compulsive Liar and con artist who resides in New York. Guess who?

The Brian's reminisce about the olden days when a Contract signed in blood and covered in Nicotine meant something.

On an interesting note, neither Brian or Brian go through the whole Poocast without going to the toilet or having copious amounts of strong Liquor.
Hilariously, the last paragraph is untrue and Contractually both Brian's must be drunk during each and every Poocast due a Court case in 1977. Hurrah.

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Tonight on the Experiment, the Brian's refuse to have an escape hatch and dive deep into their life and times with Celebrity Singers, Songwriters and Bands. 
Not only did the Brian's have influence over their songs but also their bodily functions. Everybody, well some people, know that John Lennon, Elton and the Boss, Bruce Sprinklesteen, were all enthralled by the Brian's Martini nights, the animal tossing competitions and the abundance of Bubgerigar food all under 905 rooves on Brian's property. Yes, the Brian's not only reminisce, but name drop like a pair of American Fraudsters in front of a Grand Jury. 
To break up the context of the night, Brian discusses at length with Brian the frailties, foibles and tastiness of Iguana's.
Not to be outdone, Barry sets the studio on fire and attempts to extinguish the flames using a sandwich. Idiot.

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This week the Brians fire up the diesel powered, petrol driven Sherman tank and 
do a few laps during the half time break at the AFL grand final.

They celebrate the football massacre by visiting Doctor Dennis Dentist's cryogenic playground. Micheal Jackson's head comes to dinner and Bubbles the testicle-less chimp peels the big banana known as water conservation.

On a lighter note .......lots of celebrity deaths!

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This week the Brians relive some of the glory hole days of Lower Chermside Heights and the packs of wild dogs that roamed the streets and shopped at the Southern Hemisphere's earliest consumer materpiece..... The Chermside Drive-in Shopping Centre. 

Just a cars throw from the Lower Chermside Heights Abattoir and a mere 6 minutes crawl from the Upper Chermside Heights Gallows, this magnificent capitalist institution served as the perfect playground and human laboratory for Brian and Brian.

Aside from regular fatalities from rabies and industrial accidents this glorious etc etc etc....

On a lighter note Barry gets dragged behind a car that we borrowed from a neighbour.

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On a tale of renown and infamy, the Brian's head into the world of sport unlike anything has been seen on a Public Hospital Operating Room floor.
Brian discusses how Mutton Birds with lice will be the go to offering at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics thing with chips.
On a very serious note, the Brian's bring up the main program of events at the 2032 games that will be golfing and fishing combined. Yes, sharpen your 9 irons, apply razor blades to your 2 woods as Brisbane becomes the sporting and carnivores capital of Orstraylya.
On a simpleton note, Barry eats 4 goldfish.

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Brian and the third Brian discuss for an insurmountable amount, er, very, very, very, very long long, er, chat adnauseum, er, discuss the many and varied extremes of the written and spoken word.
With Summer approaching, Brian has pulled out all stops and give way signs to ensure his newly built Ice Skating Rink will be officially unveiled and blessed by P Diddy by this time next week. That is if the prison escape is all GO.
Brian brings sand crabs, a lobster and a sea monkey into the Studio and pushes all of them into Barry's pants while he's cooking the Heroin in Brian's bath. Terrific fun and screaming.
On an even funnier thingy, Brian does his Zombie routine and eats a kilogram of cheese and a wooden chair leg. Absolutely award winning stuff and a vomit added in for laughs.

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Brian attacks this episplode in a flurry or words, phrases, contortions and an in depth conversation about Gene Splicing and the impact of hair colour on a small innocent kiddie in a wheelchair.
Both Brian's convince one another that the only fair elections in Crazyville, that is the US, should happen hourly to give every fucker in that den of eniquity a fair go at righting the ship of doom that is the United Statesium and stuff.
In a convivial and absolutely demented conversation, the Brian's delve deep and grisly into the world of Lepers and the mark, or was that the skid marks on societerial degradation and humitarian attempts at keeping meat fresh.
On a fund raising effort, the Brian's have invited Josh from Joshua of Goat Cosmetics to come on board as a major Sponsor of the Herrings and stop fucking about with paperwork and lawyers and shit, ya dumb fuck.