The Siamese Herring Experiment

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"Do you want fries with that?" , the undertaker said and Two Gun laughed softly to himself and blew the legs off the chair.

"Nice one" said the milkman and Jane went off quietly to milk the cat.


All this and less on this weak's episplode of TSHEx.

On a lighter note, "I forgot what I was going to write so I made something up."
replied Cinderellar.

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In the old days when electricity was something you wore on your head, no one had any idea that someday this voltage business would ever go on to power whole cities and burn people to death electric chair style.

This week thanks to the Nikola Tesla Across The Void Machine, The Brians talk to the creator of modern electricalness and watch him roll over and over in his grave knowing that his gentle and soothing creation is being abused by corporate, political and military complex globally, interstellarly and possibly underwater.

Nik told us that if he was alive today he would get someone with a bit more muscle to kick Elon Muskatel right in the nuts. (His words not ours!)

...and on a lighter note, gristle is good.

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This week Brian and Brian discuss the completely real and not impossible scenario, or nightmare for our Australium friends; of a dark fecal bulge in the force called Darth Dutton. This potato-DNAed political experiment is determined to showcase a nation powered by nuclear pieces of fried toast. Delusion is his name and detention is his game. No one who visits, takes part in, or watches the 2032-ish Olympiad in the underwater city of Brisbanium; will be allowed to leave the city once they have been identified in the data banks of his unreality machine.

On a less serious note, the end of the world has been postponed until the television rights have been secured by Rooted Murdoch and his evil henchmen, henchwomen and non-binary hench-persons, hench-animals and some slightly hench-plants.

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The Brian's reminisce about the good old, well, er, the old days when eating Dagwood Dogs at the Brisbane Exhibitionist County Fair was the only thing to do in August. Yes, Dagwood Dogs, that sawdusty, meaty, grissly, sausage shaped apparatus on a stick and loaded with tomato sauce or ketchup (for our North American Numbskull listeners). The Brian's also discuss the vomitting that follows. Tasty.
Brian discusses the origin of the number 5 and why it's the go to number for all good mathematicians, morticians, politicians and stick insects, the world over. Don't get him started on 25, the Fucker won't shut up. 
Fuck! He's put it in the Title !!
Sir Boblin Gettoff gets a mention from Brian and fuck doesn't that go down a treat. Listen to all the goss here on that Clown.
On an interesting note, the Brian's try out the newest fad sensation, that is Underpant Cream. Yes, the Brian's road test it and cook with it. That's Niiiiice.

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Yes that's correct listeners... Brian and Brian have been forced into podcasting strike action after a serious incident involving the International Olympic Committee, a burning Hobie Cat and a crate of Grange Hermitage.

Until the paper bags full of money come flooding back in, Barry will remain locked in the cupboard and the Herrings can be found at the pub dribbling over the offensive placards.

No scabs pleas!

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The Paris Olympics opens to the sound of Brian and Brian gesticulating wildly and having a wheelchair race at the Champs Elysees Tobacco Shop.
In a further highlight of the Games, Brian drinks a Litre of River Seine water and marches into Notre Dame and urinates on some American tourists. Just great fun and stuff.
The Brian's let the cat and a hand grenade out of the bag when they discuss at length, yep, way too long about the Brisbanium Olympic Games in 2032/3. Yes, the Front Passage of Bribie Island will be the area for not only the nautical events but also the Bikecycling, Flower Decorating, the Gunpowder Framing  and the Art Deco Bricklaying. Not to mention the Nuclear Weaponry display.
On an interesting note Bevan now lives with Kamala Harris. 

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Brian discusses the main issue in the world today and he is succinctly cut off by Brian. Barry intervenes and a scuffle ensues. After the Police leave and the Health Care Professionals do their part, the Refigerator is opened and the Brian's crack open the coldest alcoholic bottles they can shove in their mouths.

Brian continues the conversation that is, how do Sherpa's take so many "Look at Me" types up Everest just using an Angle Grinder and a packet of cigarettes?
In an open and Pope Frank discussion, both Brian and Brian chat enormously about the  National sport of the good old USA that is, the spreading of Presidents blood all around the suburbs and streets of America. What a Hoot.

On a serious note, Bevan is still missing and was last seen moving a ladder and signing autographs in Pennsylvania.

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On the show this week the Brians compare mug shots of their protégé Bevan to a young chappy who had a bit of an upset on a rooftop in Butler, Pennsyphveinium this week.

The similarity between these two scamps is uncanny and thanks to some very well forged documents there will be almost no chance of the Brians being implicated in any shenanigans relating to firearms, presidential electioneering, mail fraud, loitering, public nuisance or being nude in public.

On a more serious note, all Siamese Herring Bulletproof Ear Covers have sold out completely. 

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This week the Brians put their dementia on hold to grapple with the rise of Facism around the universe and bits of New Caledonia. It's election season and as Nostrildamus predicted in 1948.... " It's gonna get a whole lot fucked!"

On a lighter note Barry breaks the time space continuum for a second time this week, and Bevan manages to fix it with some gopher tape a pair of pliers and a dentist. Triffic!

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This week Brian and Brian catch a case of Bidenitis and Brian's brain stops functioning properly. This is not usually a problem but at this crucial juncture of democracy and syphilis, the world is begging for clarity, transparency and more hats.

On a lighter note Brians colostomy bag ends up in the fridge at the Country Women's Association after a night of scones and debauchery.