The Siamese Herring Experiment

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This week Brian wrestles with strict and suboptimal political bribery etiquette, whilst Brian tackles the Australian phenomenon that is Boganism. 

The Brians also look at extensive research by the Department of Environmental Misconceptions which have proven that the cafeteria should sell full strength beer and not this low alcohol  rubbish that gets you bloated before you have a chance to get pissed. It was also recommended that the designated driver should preferably be a human being and not the janitors dog, no matter how much of a good boy he is.

On a lighter note, Bevan's brain surgery turns out to be a huge disaster with hilarious results.

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This week the Brians delve into the quandary that is the "Spectrum"!
Many of the worlds smartest people and a few ants are on the Spectrum, but what is it, how does it work and can it see in the dark?

These are just a few of the fascinating questions Brian and Brian put to a group of world renowned panelists, who for the first time since school have not had their lunch stolen or been called spaz and fuck knuckle.

On a slightly less serious point, the Brians reveal how kleptomania and pleurisy kept them out of jail and helped them start a career in the alarm clock business.

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Brian discusses with Brian the single biggest issue on Earth and the Cosmos that is Child allergies and idiotic parents. Brian suggests getting back to the old days of spitting in the streets, public hangings, emptying bowels on the footpath, family drunkenness and the benefits of eating dirt.
Of course it wouldn't be Turdsday night at Poocast central that Brian chats about his desire to be able to give birth. That old Chestnut is revived again as Brian rants and raves about not being born with a Uterus. The silly old Bugger!
On a lighter note, Brian dishes the dirt on the next Pope. Not surprisingly, the smoke and mirrors of the Vatican has already got the next Pontiff lined up and ready to wear the Papal Schlong enhancer. 
Terrific stuff and stuff.

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The Brian's pass on terrific and valuable information about the importance of purchasing a new Liver online. Yes,  the new world of organ renewal is here and now and sitting on your porch.
Out of no where on this episode Brian conducts an interview with a Duck. 
Brian broaches the subject of Moon landings without black people after reminiscing about Neil, Buzz and Darryl  55 years ago. This leads to a monumental discussion about English Covicts coming out to Orstraylya and wrestling Kangaroos. Yes, that National Sport that stops a nation and feeds the homeless.
On an absolutely hilarious note Brian's neighbour will be crashing into the Moon soon to try and get the Solar Eclipse off the Television.
Fucking Lunatic.

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With Ramadan, Lent and the Bubonic Plague upon us this week, the Brians reflect on their part in revitalising the miniature horse racing industry and what that means to cattle rustling across the globe.

Coincidently, a recent study by Barry of the International Statistic Institution, has revealed that less than 1 out of every 2 people identify as part time cattle rustlers or horse molesters. This information has been handed directly to the Pope in a large envelope covered in glitter and will be a key cornerstone in this years doing fuck all by anyone.

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The Brians have been called upon once again to stimulate Pope Francis and his satanic empire. A new marketing campaign will bring the Catatonic Church in line with modern thinking, plunging it into the Dark Ages where it had it proudest and cruelest successes. 

Select individuals will be pulled from the crowd under the Papal balcony this Easter and nailed to buses, donkey drawn vehicles and bicycles all over Rome, just like the good old days.

In return for this glorious service the Brians will be rewarded with another sainthood and a seat on the board of the Catholic Nailing Committee. Hammers in hand and six inch nails at the ready, the Brians will be getting in some practice at the local children's  petting zoo on level 56 at the Bungle Jungle for the next 2 weeks.

Get your half-priced scourging and spikey hats now before supplies run out.
Remember, free inquisitions for pensioners and nudists on Thursdays.....

and we  chained Barry to an iceberg for wrecking this weeks audio again.

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On this week's episode, the Brian's go deep into the political hearts and minds of Presidential aspirants and the folly of slow living and the female form that is the epitome of the free world, jibberish and gun waving.
Brian discusses the real point of why God, Jeeesus and the Holy Spirit were packing heat all of those years ago for the good of the universe and bringing about awareness of non binary initiatives that the world needs if they're not eaten by wolves.
Brian makes a very valid point that AI Robots will bring peace and goodwill to one and all and make washing your sex organs redundant. About fucking time!!
On a hilarious note, Barry gets his testicle caught in a car door. 

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On this third instalment in a series of seven hundred and twenty nine, the Brian's bring the world and a couple of other planets in the Malted Milk Way the great news about our Moon. Why the fuck doesn't it have a proper name like Saturn and Jupiter do? Yes those 2 fuckers have all of their Moons named. Who wouldn't want our Moon called Europa or Io or Swedish Hat? 
It's well and truly time our Moon is called Stephen. Yes, after the Hawking kiddie. Our Moon is crippled and drools like the best of them and the Brian's are on a crusade for change. Are you in ?
Yes you are and who doesn't want to see loaves of bread to commemorate the addition of Stephen to the Cosmos and stuff.
All this and a new salad dressing range on this week's episode proudly sponsored by Shell Anal Oil.  Available in service centres and all disreputable adult stores. For your ultimate stimulation don't forget to mention the Brian's and Mr. Umbecki for a great discount or maybe a kick to the head.

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The Brian's reminisce about their long lost son thing, Howard. 
A long discussion regarding Howard ensues about him being a Chef and only using his Tongue and Penis to cook up a storm and some Rats.
Brian discusses in detail Fillum genres and frozen  Disney heads which leads to the demands issued from  NASA that have taken its toll on the Brian's and ultimately changed Circus life forever and stuff in this heart-warming and somewhat cucumbersome section of this Poocast.
On a hilarious note, child slapping is discussed and the live audience breaks into song which results in a Satanic Riverdance segment. Hurrah.
All of this and an Ant on this week's trip into life at Frogmore Cottage and its adjoining Abbotoir.

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The Brian's discuss at length the need for more Gods and Nuclear weapons along with the growth industry that is Pigeons.
Brian talks with an open heart about the devastation that has affected him mentally when the conversation turns to his love of Taylor Swift and her leg length not to mention his awe inspiring take on her ability to skin aquatic animals with her teeth. Riveting stuff and stuff.
On an hilarious note Bevan and Barry get locked in a Wine Barrel and roll down Gympie Road. Just rollicking good fun. Hurrah.