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The Brian's explain at length the importance of the Kids Clubbed area at Bungle Jungle.
From the Bear enclosure to the Snake pit and the Flooded Caverns little kiddies will be cared for in a very special BJ way. Not to mention the section run by John and Jerry, the Dwarf twins, who will teach all of the kids about fire. How to start fires, how to enhance fires, how to run through fire and not to mention how to catch on fire the BJ's way.
All of this managed by Artificial Intelligence and caressed by Lady Boys.

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The Brian's return to Orstraylya after travelling to Charlie's Coro a thon by  suitcases and cattle class (see economy class  or coach if you're a Yank). Jet lag, heroin, crystal meth and duty free booze cheer the Brian's up for another Herring episode.
The Brian's discuss how begging in the streets of London is the future for the economy, time travel and rectal scans.
The new shopping pleasure Palace is soon to open and the Brian's give a sneak peak to the listeners about Bungle Jungle, the huge South East Asian phenomeinin. Yes, BJ's will be the new trend setting spending Mecca for all of the family and their pets and dead relatives.
On a winning note, Brian finds out that Artificial Intelligence is not that clever and kicks its arse during a drinking game.

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Brian returns from the Vatican and reminisces about his visit and shares his exploits about Pope Frank, Toad Stools, Cloning, Fungible Tokens and boozing. 
Brian let's go a huge scoop that Vatican Lube will be available in 44 Gallon drums all hand signed by Popey.
The Brian's discuss at length Interspecies sexual relations development for the masses. Now that it has been approved by the Vatican and God, pricing and charges will follow. Save up your Popecoin NOW.
On a serious note, Brian discusses the  Funging around his anal area and everyone laughs.

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In this weeks episode the Brians reveal how they discovered DB Cooper sleeping in their hotel room during a Pretzel Makers conference in Washington DC in winter of '71. Having emptied the contents of the minibar, Cooper mistakenly ate The Brians contribution to the Vietnam War effort, exploding pretzels.

Disposing of the body and putting a very large sum of money through the poker machines in the hotel the next day, the Brians put it all down to bad luck and a bout of dysentry.

On a lighter note, the Brians dig up the corpse of Jerry Lewis and have some fun.

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This week the Brians explore the mysterious happenings across the globe during the stock market crash of 1752. High finances, low morals and big breasts signalled the end of the world as we knew it.

On a more serious note, Brian and Brian recount the last tragic but zany days of Ed Deveraux, the cat with the kangaroo and how he single handedly invented television and beastiality in modern Australia.

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This week Brian and Brian relate the fascinating history of Australian motor racing in the 18th and 19th century when the only roads were dirt and all roads led to the corner store. Here you could buy the latest in engine oil, wooden tyres, gravel and prostitutes.

Thrill to the camel dragging exploits of Peter Brock, Dennis Lillee and Sterling Seaweed in the 1954 Australian Grand Prix held in New Zealand's premier Motor Sport Complex, Rapunapuna Pongo bicycle track.

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The Brian's put to the world that all difficult issues and how to deal with them now must enter the 23rd Century. No more Boycotting or even Girlcotting. One and all must show respect and only use Gaycotting or Lesbiancotting if they choose to rebuke any organisation or individual.  About fucking time!
The Brian's look deep into the Abyss that is the cost of cat food and cat insurance. The costs associated with rearing litters of cats and getting a sound insurance that covers arson has made feline ownership a supply chain crisis.
The Brian's discuss public holidays and analyse why Tummy Rubbing Wednesday is the most important day off for 6 out of 17 Bolivians.
On a religious note, the Brian's castrate a Bishop live on air. Hurrah.

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Due to contractual shortfalls, fake Iguana investments and general poor housekeeping, the Brian's have had their 30 minutes of fame condemned to mere seconds.
Parliament is being recalled to sort out this frightful mess and Anchovy Elbonesee is flying back from India directly by Jumbo ....oohh ha fucking ha ha ha a ha.... Jumbo.
You know as in elephant. Fuck, imagine that, a  10 tonne elephant flying at 30 000 feet. That I'd like to see and hit the tarmac really fucking hard.
Enough of that, Tonight on the Herrings the Brian's not only split the atom they spit on it as well. It's a golly good time. Hurrah.

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The Brian's make it back from Turkey after the excavations go terribly wrong to meet at the Shitnee Gay and Lesbian and She and Her and Him and It and Not Sure Mardi Gras and Rogering event.
The Brian's pack down with the 2 most important politicians in Orstrailya and get the good oil and Heroin on Float 86, the Aardvaark 4000 semi amphibious craft.
Brian buys a raffle ticket and as usual won and got to take a Ladyboy home gratis, except for the scurvy and puncture wounds.
On a lighter note the Brian's discuss at length the trials and tribulations of their friend and Mentor, Bart Turd, the Chairman and founder of the Excrement group of Companies.

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In a world of confusion, devastation and ignorance, this week The Siamese Herring Experiment retraces the fantastic voyages of Vasco De Gama; the son of a Portuguese plumber and part time prostitute.

The Brians will explore how this bitterly twisted seaman set sail from the highest Portuguese mountain, Mount Pico and discovered a new trade route to the chemist on Davenport Street just up from Kevin the Doogan's house.

Relive the terror and sheer deputy-sheriffness of Captain De Gama as he battles the forces of Fat Crack and the Crackerjack Gang in another episode of The Siamese Herring Experiment Winter Solstice Edition.

He's part eskimo you know.