The Siamese Herring Experiment

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There is excitement in the air as the Brians reveal the secret behind some of the worlds greatest pop entremanures. Mick O'Rielly's famous 40mm drainage gravel pit number 7 at Upper Lawnton Heights has been the location of some of the most iconic music fillum clips and murders. Hits such as the Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No  Quality Topsoil",  AC DC's "Granitebreak" and Ernie Sigley's " Fuck me it's Cold Out Here!"

On a more serious note, there is a good chance Brian may have discovered he is indeed Taylor Swift's biological father and is contemplating giving her a good DNA swabbing.

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The Brian's review the new science of Nuclear Ovens. Yes, the new and wondrous way to make toast and incinerate your dead Nana has arrived.
Brian let's out that the Nuclear Oven car will be at your local Tesla dealership soon.
On a very serious note the Brian's discuss how the new man made extraterrestrial object that is Planet Cunt will be available to populate with Earth's biggest fuckwits in the near future. See the giant yellow school bus spacecraft soonish.
On a hilarious sidelight the Brian's have a laugh about the new musical starring Mariah Carey and 2 men and a dog. Fabulous stuff.

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In this week's episode, the Brian's reveal that Faecesism will be the go-to political movement in the good old USA in 2025.

The Brian's drink a crate of Cherry Liquer and reminisce  about the new world order to be thrust upon us that is Stools, Kippers, Kipfler Potatoes and Donald Trump.

Brian and Brian reveal the new sporting sensation that combines Formula 1 and Golf. Why has it taken so long ????

On a sombre note, Brian cuddles up to a soft toy in Shed 23 during a delirium episplode and ends up in the ER requiring a proctoligist visit.

All of this and moron the Siamese Herring Excrement.

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This week the Brians unveil the stupendous plans for the reinvention November as the most important month on the calendar. October and maybe July will be scrapped to upgrade November as one extra long month of glorious celebration of horse racing, nudity, internal combustion, gastronomic delights and gravel polishing.

Grab a special coupon from Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Political Espionage to get your half price hamburger patty to wear on your head for JFK Day.

On a lighter note the gang from that visionary musical troupe DEVO stop in at shed 51 on Brians estate to discuss the evacuation of Earth.

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In a world hellbent on infrastructure redesign, the Brians pose the question: if a bomb explodes in the forest does anyone need planning approval?

On a lighter note McDonalds has opened its newest store in the Gaza Strip to aid Palestinianians and Isralianites alike. It's gravel burgers for one and all as the worlds favourite restaurant chain blah blah blah.

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This week the Brians dive headlong into the world of global energy production and discover that overbearing mothers can generate enough power to solve many of today's domestic problems. Once harnessed this energy can provide enough electricity to milk a very small cow, 

Also in this episode Brian and Brian reveal how they made a pact with the devil, only to realise it was Pope Francis in a wig.

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This week Brian and Brian get to the root of all humanity's problems......not enough iodine in their chips. Seagulls have been trying to tell humans since the dawn of fast food that Earth as we know it is doomed unless we radically change our diet. 

Governments around the globe and across the street, stand condemned for their lack of basic human condiments and sauces. The lack of action on climate control in shopping centre food outlets has led to a substandard blah blah blah.....

On a lighter note the Brians strangle some cats.

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The Brians can now reveal a new cinema blockbuster which has just been squashed into the can and being prepared to be launched onto an unsuspecting global audience.

Martini Scorcese and Baz Lurhman have teamed up to reveal the fat and fluffy side to one of the world's most unrelatable and cuddly despots. 

Freshly out of the closet, Hugh Jackman will receive modest amounts of plastic surgery and amputation to give the performance of a lifetime in search of the truth, justice and playfulness that is Kim Jung Whatsathingy.

On a more serious note, we hope the film is released before The End of Days because Brian has to take his cat to the vet, whilst Brian is marrying another inanimate object soon. 

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The Brian's  bring in the new world order that is Artificial Intelligence, that is transforming football finals in Orstralyia for the better.
The well paid and somewhat stupid assletes, see Rugby League, get learned about buying large parcels of land with their bloated paypackets so the average man, woman, schizophrenic tow truck operator, dog, child or dumbfuck can get a ticket to any football Grand Final they please, and at a sensible and low inflationary value pressured price, and stuff.  Don't get us started about the cost of a bag of Chips at the fucking footy either let alone a watered down mid strength beer in a plastic tankard..... fucking fuckers.
On a more serious note Brian eats a Kangaroo testicle live and bizarro on this week's Siamese Heroin Experience.

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No thanks to Pope Francis the bastard, the Brians have taken upon themselves to elevate Australia's greatest thespian and racontuer, Sir Robert Helpmann to the status of Supreme Saint and God Person. 

This event, totally sanctioned by the Vatican's Complete for Profit Committee will be broadcast across the universe on the Pay For View Crystal Wireless Network.

The event will begin by Brian and Brian desecrating Bob's grave, and conclude with the firing of the corpse out of a cannon into the side of the Shitney Opera House.