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Brian and Brian reminisce about the fabulous 1980's and at the peakness of their Shortwave days and nights and the odd weekend or calendar month.
Brian in an act of bravery announces to the world that rifles will be used in every sport at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics.
Another scoop from Brian tells the tale that the great George Lazenby will be the mascot of the Olympiad in '32. Yes, a 600 foot tall George will be front and centre to be the spiritual leader of the games and nuclear technology from then on.
Brian gets excited and lets slip that he had breakfast sex with a well known identity but, unfortunately he forgot the details, the silly old bugger.
All of this and an Artichoke with a health warning on this week's explodedition.

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Reminiscing once again about the fame, money, sex and STDs that come with being the leading radio dial twiddlers for over a lot of years; the Brians turn back the hourglass to the glory days of the 1980's and the Johnny-come-lately-with-a chip-in-its-pants attitude of a small town called Brisbane. 

It is in this city that once housed the most reckless and retarded men and women-like people that ever darkened earths bits, that a sporting and brunch coat wearing mentality mentally went mental across the nation and the world.

Brought to you in Simpleton-Sound, just as it went out across the airwaves and down the street all those years ago.......

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With the world on edge as the prices of stick insects, cement and Petrie Dishes go through a roof, the Brian's bring a semblance of relief as they discuss the art of wearing cut off jeans and smoking in toilets.
The past comes back to the Brian's in a refreshing look at how the now most popular past time, that is stamp licking, is so fashionable in the crazy 21st century that governments around the globe are implementing taxation on its existence. The Brian's hatch a  new tax avoidance plan that beats any Pyramid or Ponzi scheme ever invented.
On a very serious note Brian inhales a balloon and is last seen being attached to a basket at the Lawnton Showgrounds.
All of this and a strong smell of Excrement on this week's episplode of the Canterbury Tales, Brian's edition. Ka Ching.

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On this 60th anniversary of The Siamese Herring Excrement the Brian's tell all about the heady days of the early 1960's. 
Using only crackling, butter, sausages and tin cans the Brian's started their careers in the inane world of just sitting to entertain.
With the help of Johnny Bic and his Short Wave supplies and requiseats the  Brian's secured the right gear to provide Brainal stimulation to the masses, whether it was black masses or the gay ones at the Vatican, it didn't matter.
On a funny note, the life and times of JFK's dog, Donald, is discussed and how a couch was a dog's best friend and stuff.
This and a moron the Analversary edition of the SHE.

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Brian advises one and all about the benefits of gift wrapping livestock and mailing to friends and family now Christmas is held 27 times each Calendar year and once each Leap year.
The homeless hit back at society by converging on Macca's stores every Thursday night for free Wi Fi and listen to the Herrings and get a good dose of Gastro for staying for the food.
The Drive Thru all you can buy ammo store opens to great fanfare and gunfire at where else but, J J Guns and Ammo in beautiful but gunpowdery Gympie. Home of the full metal Jacket and Brunch Coat.
Brian reveals new Asylums will be available soon and don't the homeless love it!! Bye bye Macca's and thanks for the heart attacks, dysentery and free Wi Fi.
All of this and 40 minutes more on this week's advert free except for the 1000 Amp Hours batteries for sale on the Siamese Herrings and wet charging cables episplode.

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The Brian's go into bat and ball for our courageous and gorgeous sportswomen of the female and Leso type.
Why aren't there more ex women's sport stars in Parliament using their scone making skills, knitting prowess and dish washing heroics  to cater for all of the issues that 22nd Century life brings along.
Brian discusses that great holiday destination that is Haiti. Memories of Witchdoctors, spells, potions and uncooked food is remembered fondly and deeply.
Brian gets a flat tyre on his wheelchair and has a hissy fit and a stroke.
All of this and moron this fun and games episplode of the Herrings.

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This week the Brians are utterly amazed and humiliated by the wonder and splendour that is women's sport.

Never since the invention of knitting have women been at the forefront of global affairs like they are today.

The world is currently bathing nude in the glory and adoration which has been bestowed on women by men who have dropped the ball and passed on the elevation of women to the heighest heights of global and intergalactic scrutiny and yelling at the ref.

But the struggle for women's equality continues and could be helped tremendously by fat women wrestling and hitting each other with folding chairs. Join the Brians to make this Olympic dream take flight.

On a lighter note Donald Trump is to be hung in public. Hurrah!

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Women's sport invades Orstralya and the best player sits on the bench and looks to fix the problems of the world one missed goal at a time.
The Brian's discuss the abilities of Camels to fix the Earth's climate issues and dilemmas by learning to swim in the open ocean powered only by liquid Kerosene.
Brian broaches the subject of what to do with broken rubber bands and ice melt. Does the world have time to focus on 2 things at once ?
On a hilarious note, Barry gets eaten by a Locust.

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The Brian's discuss DC current, Washington and eating kittens in a special section of today's Herring.
Brian releases his new venture that the Pharmaceutical world needs. That is, the K27 Sandshoe Backpack. Available at all Herring online stores and offline Tobacconists.
The Brian's are intrigued that Anal recognition is now alive and well in all Chinese art galleries.
On a charming note a Poodle comes into the Studio and practices anal sniffing. Who would have thought,  on this special 1000th Poocast edition.

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The Brian's introduce their tennis prodigy to Wimbeldon. Yes, Doug Alcatraz wins the big one.
Brian tells the world about the huge thing that is unique to Orstralia, 2 Up. Yes tossing faecal matter has a huge following at Bungle Jungle and everyone joins in.
Brian points out that the new generation of non drying paint has made a big splash at BJ's and don't the kiddies love it.
On a serious note, Brian adopts a mattress made of coconuts.