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Dear Brian,

the solicitors were at me again today. They can't find Mr Umbecci and I seemed to be covered in blood when the police arrived....I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing that was.

Anyway, bits of Mr Umbecci send their best wishes.

You Sinisterly

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Brian marvels at the culinary skills and chainsaw adeptness of Captain Kenny Bacon along with his slow roasted little Piggy squealling techniques at the Gympie Shootathon weekend.
The Brian's ask, was lubricant only invented so grown men could wrestle live on television so it could be called a sport.
On a puzzling note, Brian discovers buried treasure in his compost bin. Could it mean Aliens live among us? Or could it be a message from Jesus about his kleptomania problems?
All of this and moron this Sizzling Herring Exposay edition of the life and times of Tingles the 6 legged domestic cat.

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The Brian's lift the lid on the annual Gympie lovefest that is the Shootathon and Goat muster.
Men, women, kiddies and cats get involved in the Gympie event that rivals the Olympics, The World Cup and The Adelaide Snorkelling, Mud wrestling and Haberdashery Biennial Crossfit Challenge.
Barnacle Joyz is admired for his prowess of bare back riding in the nude and encouraged to give up sex to perform live on a regular basis.
On a serious note, the Brian's examine the atrocities that have occurred on Lawn Bowling Greens and the affect on groundsmen, including  their dental health and sandwich making.

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Being nude and in charge of heavy machinery is exciting, but not as thrilling as the being poolside at the flatulent festivities of the Commonwealth Games. Hear the Brians inside scoop on all the doping activities and barbarity of the latest sweat fest!

Artificial Intelligence, beastiality and synchronised ladyboys were the  high water mark for the general public but in the background the Brians were busy dragging Prince Charles out of the dressing sheds and keeping his pants on.

On a lighter note, the world is about to end next Wednesday.

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Thr probleym with the Brains poo cast lats wick waz too Doo wit myy testikle algcoryethem.
Eye musk sae thatch eye luuv Brain ang Brine beond thesheds fugging well yeah
So fugk you if u fuggin fink udderwidse. Scuntz.
On  theze poocast th Brains discuss awl sawts off shtuff thatch yu fuckrs luv.
So gett on itch you fugging Scunts.

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The Brian's once again travel the world and domestically on Private Jets to reassure and extend unconditional love to the masses..... well celebrities and well known people. Not rabble, scum fuckers, that's for sure.
The  Brian's  wave the starting flag  on an incredible Tour de France stage and accidently mutilate an official with the flag stick, again.
On a lighter note the Brian's get high as kites on heroin and Vodka and take the controls of an SEPJ..."Someone else's private Jet" and cause an  International aeronautical incident over Europe.
Thankfully Ukraine accepts responsibility and the whole thing is swept under the carpet al la Malaysian Airlines flights 17 & 370.

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The Brian's discuss  why the  Sun must leave the Milky Way so the darkness will provide us with a platform to perform our nocturnal stalking skills just the way Jesus wanted.
Brian unearths more nuggets of information about the bygone days of Tarzan, loin cloths, grease and the lack of monkeys in movies now.
On a sad note, the Brian's reminisce about the current problem with New South Wales losing the State of Origin Series. As if.

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The "Be a Sherpa" weekend retreat is unveiled on this episode by Brian along with his association with Johnny Bic. Biros forever!
Brian digs deep into his cooking skills bag of tricks to pass on valuable information about gunpowder, Lithium, Strontium 9, sea water and testicles.
On a serious note the Brian's discuss the versatility of Twine and the inescapable knots that follow.
This and moron the Siamese Herring Experiment. 

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The Brian's unfold and extract all of the stat's and info from the latest Census results. This indepth analysis will no doubt bring down governments, ruin careers and set kittens on fire.
The Brian's also discuss at length the foibles, fears and uncertainties of being a Tobacconist.
On a lighter note the Brian's enter the space race with  a home made robot chicken. The crazy funsters.

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A violent end to a simple Mahjong tournament sends Ricci and Tonto into a head long search for adventure, concubines and porcupines. 

The ghost of Debbie Reynolds comes to tell Vincent that his ear is still missing and a brand new species of miniature dolphin has been found in a restaurant at the corner of Hamilton Rd and Rode Rd, Lower Chermside Heights, Precinct 19.

The Brians are elected sheriff and deputy in a small town south of Downfall Crick. Here they must wait until nightfall before it becomes dark.