The Siamese Herring Experiment

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In this weeks episode the Brians reveal how they discovered DB Cooper sleeping in their hotel room during a Pretzel Makers conference in Washington DC in winter of '71. Having emptied the contents of the minibar, Cooper mistakenly ate The Brians contribution to the Vietnam War effort, exploding pretzels.

Disposing of the body and putting a very large sum of money through the poker machines in the hotel the next day, the Brians put it all down to bad luck and a bout of dysentry.

On a lighter note, the Brians dig up the corpse of Jerry Lewis and have some fun.

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This week the Brians explore the mysterious happenings across the globe during the stock market crash of 1752. High finances, low morals and big breasts signalled the end of the world as we knew it.

On a more serious note, Brian and Brian recount the last tragic but zany days of Ed Deveraux, the cat with the kangaroo and how he single handedly invented television and beastiality in modern Australia.

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This week Brian and Brian relate the fascinating history of Australian motor racing in the 18th and 19th century when the only roads were dirt and all roads led to the corner store. Here you could buy the latest in engine oil, wooden tyres, gravel and prostitutes.

Thrill to the camel dragging exploits of Peter Brock, Dennis Lillee and Sterling Seaweed in the 1954 Australian Grand Prix held in New Zealand's premier Motor Sport Complex, Rapunapuna Pongo bicycle track.

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The Brian's put to the world that all difficult issues and how to deal with them now must enter the 23rd Century. No more Boycotting or even Girlcotting. One and all must show respect and only use Gaycotting or Lesbiancotting if they choose to rebuke any organisation or individual.  About fucking time!
The Brian's look deep into the Abyss that is the cost of cat food and cat insurance. The costs associated with rearing litters of cats and getting a sound insurance that covers arson has made feline ownership a supply chain crisis.
The Brian's discuss public holidays and analyse why Tummy Rubbing Wednesday is the most important day off for 6 out of 17 Bolivians.
On a religious note, the Brian's castrate a Bishop live on air. Hurrah.

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Due to contractual shortfalls, fake Iguana investments and general poor housekeeping, the Brian's have had their 30 minutes of fame condemned to mere seconds.
Parliament is being recalled to sort out this frightful mess and Anchovy Elbonesee is flying back from India directly by Jumbo ....oohh ha fucking ha ha ha a ha.... Jumbo.
You know as in elephant. Fuck, imagine that, a  10 tonne elephant flying at 30 000 feet. That I'd like to see and hit the tarmac really fucking hard.
Enough of that, Tonight on the Herrings the Brian's not only split the atom they spit on it as well. It's a golly good time. Hurrah.

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The Brian's make it back from Turkey after the excavations go terribly wrong to meet at the Shitnee Gay and Lesbian and She and Her and Him and It and Not Sure Mardi Gras and Rogering event.
The Brian's pack down with the 2 most important politicians in Orstrailya and get the good oil and Heroin on Float 86, the Aardvaark 4000 semi amphibious craft.
Brian buys a raffle ticket and as usual won and got to take a Ladyboy home gratis, except for the scurvy and puncture wounds.
On a lighter note the Brian's discuss at length the trials and tribulations of their friend and Mentor, Bart Turd, the Chairman and founder of the Excrement group of Companies.

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In a world of confusion, devastation and ignorance, this week The Siamese Herring Experiment retraces the fantastic voyages of Vasco De Gama; the son of a Portuguese plumber and part time prostitute.

The Brians will explore how this bitterly twisted seaman set sail from the highest Portuguese mountain, Mount Pico and discovered a new trade route to the chemist on Davenport Street just up from Kevin the Doogan's house.

Relive the terror and sheer deputy-sheriffness of Captain De Gama as he battles the forces of Fat Crack and the Crackerjack Gang in another episode of The Siamese Herring Experiment Winter Solstice Edition.

He's part eskimo you know.

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Brian discusses at length the issues on Earth due to the milk that pollutes the atmosphere around Earth and other orbital rock, ice, molten farm animals and halibut that makes up the mess that is the Unpastuerised Milky Way and sidewalk arrangement.
The Brian's talk long and hard about the importance that Satan has had on many stars of film and stage as well as the foibles of using fire to get your message across.
Brian unearths a titbit of information that not only arouses but will send many politicians into a steptoudian frenzy, again.
On a serious note, K Tel is making a  comeback and will return bigger and better and rebadged as Doug, son of Lucifer. 
What a winner!!

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In a stunning revelation today Pope Archimedes of the Russian Highly Unorthodox Church has praised the life of Carninel George Pell as an example of how fucked the other mob is. The Russky Pope went on to say how his congregation were happy to stick with animals and toasters for their sexual deviancy and that Micheal Jackson should have called it quits after the Thriller triple double box set with the blow up gorilla in the lid.

On another notebook, the Brians discover that they still owe their primary school library overdue fees of $46,305.00 and all 62 copies of Mein Kamping Holiday.
Prostitution seems to be the only answer for The Herrings this week......again

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This week The Brians discuss how the introduction of the decimal currency system in 1978, revolutionised Australian cuisine and put Barcaldine squarely at the forefront of the international food and drug industry. Scalded bandicoot with lemon ochre and red soil jus wowed gastronomers from Madagascar to Iceland but not Mawson's Hut unfortunately.

On a lighter note, the upcoming apocalypse has been postponed for another 2 years as there has not been enough money raised to send every billionaire to Mars.