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Saviour of the fat and insane, Clive Palmer challenges Vladamire Putin to a vomit eating competition in an effort to post his pre-election popularity. Unfortunately Vlad is in hiding after he heard the Pope has resurrected his childhood assassin business and is coming for him and his sex doll business.

Meanwhile it's borscht taco's for everyone.

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The western world is looking at the Brian's to set the scene to end the conflict in the Ukraine.
Special Agent, the Pope, will be pressed into service after the Brian's raise funds to have Popey ready to take the shot that will finish this silly war.
The Brian's also provide good hard advice to the members of the LBGITQXYZ community.
On a lighter note the Brian's discuss their infatuation with Don Bradman and after his passing an intimate love affair with Lady Bradman and the Don's dog.    
  

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The Brians prepare for the political famine which is Australia's answer to dereliction of duty and Vladamire Putin admires his horse's nudity whilst walking on the Red and Black Sea.

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2022 is going to be another  good year. 15 Covid variants, 5327 cryptocurrencies including the front runner WW3-coin, zero unemployment and Ukranium real estate bargains. Everyone including the dead will be millionaires by Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Pancha Ganapati or any other religious excuse to lay about and have a bludge!

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Nothing much happens in the world of the Brians this week.

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Brian and Brian discuss the sickening joke that is the upcoming Australian election and ask the question that nobody can answer without lying.......Is cannabilism the answer to the climate crisis? 
 
They also manage to avoid the pitfalls that await amateur time travellers in the past, by rubbing lard into their loins.

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Scurvy, dehydration, excess fecal matter and hemarroids aside; as relaxing as it has been the Brians extended visit to Lake Mackay in the Simpson Desert must come to an end surely.

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Novak Djokovic breaks out of Asstralian detention to lead Ukraine to a bloody conflict with Russia over the rights to harvest almond milk in the Balkans. Meanwhile the Brians believe they have spotted Boris Johnson through a hole in the shipping container and shed tears of vomit.

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The Brian's are still trapped in the Box and are staring death and a fridge full of beer in the face.
Barry runs off to join another Cult.
The Brian's look back at some of their dear departed friends. The likes of Mother Theresa, Charlton Heston, Marlon Brando, Satan and many more.
Also, Brian gets bitten by a Locust.       

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With the End of Days well and truly on track, the Brians reveal the grand opening of a new chain of alien swim-through restaurants planned for the Pacific Ocean, Western Australia and the flat side of the moon.