The Siamese Herring Experiment

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The Brian's drill down into the iconic and inspirational day that stops a nation and shoots large four legged things.
Humphrey B Bear is reunited with the Brian's after a hiatus to show proudly his furry no genitals body again.
Sussex fever is all the rage and Las Vegas is to become the frontier for our layabout non royals  in what will be the Spare Casino. Money, money and spare change is the new fashion.

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Rice Paddies in every house will be the future and discussed at length on today's Poocast.
Brian is nominated for a Grammy Award for his outstanding lifetime work with the trouser flute.
The Herrings introduce a new sponsor and then tell them to stick it up their arse when it becomes obvious that their carbon footprint does not exist.
On a serious note, more idiot sports people decide that all sponsors are pricks.

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The Brian's celebrate another 100 seasons of Herringness by helping the the poor stupid Fucknuckles in the northern 
hemisphere...... again.
Another 100 seasons also brings celebrations.  Of course there's no celebrations unless it involves Jeesus, the Holy Ghost, Crack pipes, sexual antics, turning fish into carbon footprints and referencing to a God. Hurrah.
All this and a moron called Liz Johnson and a man with 3 penis'sss called Flipper, the bush Messiah.

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This weeks episode was created by artificial intelligence and a few good monkeys. Listen as the Brians expand their consciousness to reveal the whereabouts of the Barvarian Dressmakers Guild from where all human life was created.

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Due to duties ensconced on them, the Brian's have been very busy on a special "Job" that has taken them away from their regular duties and have found themselves in an area  that cannot be divulged but the code name is "Nord Stream".

Thus, due to contractual obligations the Brian's provide part 2 of Episode 11 to ensure that the Cash flow continues for the Siamese Herring Experiment and Tobacconists everywhere.

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Whilst the entire world, and a few spots on mars that have WI-FI, are besieged by the totally unsurprising news that a 96 year old monarch has left the building for the last time, The Siamese Herring Experiment would like to take this sombrero occasion to add a very personal and possibly criminal insight into the Brians' delicate and historic work behind the velvet curtain of the British Royal Family's supreme matriarch thingy.  

From the 50 metre semen encrusted hot tub on the Balmoral balcony, let's all get nude and drunk with Liz one last time.

Knees up Mother Brown, the Brians are hot to trot!

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Dear Brian,

the solicitors were at me again today. They can't find Mr Umbecci and I seemed to be covered in blood when the police arrived....I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing that was.

Anyway, bits of Mr Umbecci send their best wishes.

You Sinisterly

Another Brian

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Brian marvels at the culinary skills and chainsaw adeptness of Captain Kenny Bacon along with his slow roasted little Piggy squealling techniques at the Gympie Shootathon weekend.
The Brian's ask, was lubricant only invented so grown men could wrestle live on television so it could be called a sport.
On a puzzling note, Brian discovers buried treasure in his compost bin. Could it mean Aliens live among us? Or could it be a message from Jesus about his kleptomania problems?
All of this and moron this Sizzling Herring Exposay edition of the life and times of Tingles the 6 legged domestic cat.

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The Brian's lift the lid on the annual Gympie lovefest that is the Shootathon and Goat muster.
Men, women, kiddies and cats get involved in the Gympie event that rivals the Olympics, The World Cup and The Adelaide Snorkelling, Mud wrestling and Haberdashery Biennial Crossfit Challenge.
Barnacle Joyz is admired for his prowess of bare back riding in the nude and encouraged to give up sex to perform live on a regular basis.
On a serious note, the Brian's examine the atrocities that have occurred on Lawn Bowling Greens and the affect on groundsmen, including  their dental health and sandwich making.

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Being nude and in charge of heavy machinery is exciting, but not as thrilling as the being poolside at the flatulent festivities of the Commonwealth Games. Hear the Brians inside scoop on all the doping activities and barbarity of the latest sweat fest!

Artificial Intelligence, beastiality and synchronised ladyboys were the  high water mark for the general public but in the background the Brians were busy dragging Prince Charles out of the dressing sheds and keeping his pants on.

On a lighter note, the world is about to end next Wednesday.