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The Brian's begin a new series by escaping the Covid infested mess that is Queensland and head to a slightly less messy Western Australia.
The Brian's discuss Harry M. Millers palatial multi storey chicken coup and Marcia Hines' input into the design.
Brian let's the cat out of the bag about his new venture into packaging and promoting his urine to sell to the masses. Available at  your local abattoir soon!    
The Poo Beanbag will be the next big thing.

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With the climate crisis all but over, the Brians plan to escape government surveillance by appearing in the latest Martin Scorcese epic, Excuse My Satan starring Tom Cruise as Lucifer. 

The boys play a pair of fun loving serial killers who build an air fryer the size of  Noah's Ark and travel the back roads of Buckingham Palace kidnapping cats for the local supermarket.

Tom Cruise turns in another stellar performance playing Satan as a child.

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The Brian's lift the lid and the antics of the Vatican on Christmas Eve.
Much will be divulged but, alcohol, wet 6 year old boys, sleepovers and toys continue a tradition of thousands of years in the smallest country in the known world.
The Brian's also let slip where they will be for Christmas.  Here we come for gun's, ammo and furry rodents.

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Mounting pressure and a rise in the price of weatherboard has seen the most dastardly attack on the Brians since the invasion of the Pearl Harbour Bistro in Lygon St.

The battle plans are being drawn up and the legal teams are padding up for the fight of a lifetime between those loveable zany octogenarians and the 1987 cast of Home and Away.

Defamation, defecation, decathlons and fried rice will all be the subject of an extremely High Court action.

Will the Brians be able to reach the bench? Will the Brians return to the airwaves?  Will Brian and Brian escape from giant brunch coat sale unscathed? Will Kevin Plastowe become the next Minister for Elastic?

These and other bacterial fungus will be revealed on the next series of The Siamese Herring Experiment......or will they?

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The Brian's discuss dirt and Interstellar space  for the 12th time this series, while the sands of time takes it's toll on these Humble but arthritic and alcoholic Octogenarians.  
The Brian's delve deeper into the dimly lit unfiltered waters of submarine life and the climactic, lonely and sensual times of a nude orbiting pioneer of space who is the one and only Phil Collins.      

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The Satan Cup is fully endorsed by the Brian's and will become the only Australian summer sport from 2022.
The Brian's discuss the rights and wrongs of a domestic herb garden that uses seawater.
On a lighter note, Brian eats a shoe.    

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After the ashes from Bert Newton's cremation mishap settle over the sleepy township of Upper Downfall Creek, the Brians reflect on the impressive adventures of the Masked Halibut. 
Also, as the entire planet and bits of Mars await the return of the Ultimate Death match to the Wide World of Wrestling between the Mighty Mental Midgets and Gruesome Greta Tunaburger, the Brians prepare to dress as centipedes for Rupert Murdoch's annual Christmas pageant .

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The Brian's pay homage to their old friend and entertainment Icon, Bert 'Moonface' Newton.  
The Brian's will pass on many tales that Bert said must be kept secret until he died or was imprisoned. 
Thankfully for all of us, Moonface chose death..............or has he?  
Only those on Mars will know!

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Brian and Brian reminisce about the greatest shootouts in cinema history and the importance of Joseph Stalin to Brisbane theatrical history.

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In a spectacular gesture to the world, FOX network is preparing to blast Rupert Murdoch into space in the first public execution on Mars.
Guaranteed to be a ratings winner the Brians are in negotiations to supply all the fried rabbit and popcorn for this special event.