The Siamese Herring Experiment

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Thr probleym with the Brains poo cast lats wick waz too Doo wit myy testikle algcoryethem.
Eye musk sae thatch eye luuv Brain ang Brine beond thesheds fugging well yeah
So fugk you if u fuggin fink udderwidse. Scuntz.
On  theze poocast th Brains discuss awl sawts off shtuff thatch yu fuckrs luv.
So gett on itch you fugging Scunts.

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The Brian's once again travel the world and domestically on Private Jets to reassure and extend unconditional love to the masses..... well celebrities and well known people. Not rabble, scum fuckers, that's for sure.
The  Brian's  wave the starting flag  on an incredible Tour de France stage and accidently mutilate an official with the flag stick, again.
On a lighter note the Brian's get high as kites on heroin and Vodka and take the controls of an SEPJ..."Someone else's private Jet" and cause an  International aeronautical incident over Europe.
Thankfully Ukraine accepts responsibility and the whole thing is swept under the carpet al la Malaysian Airlines flights 17 & 370.

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The Brian's discuss  why the  Sun must leave the Milky Way so the darkness will provide us with a platform to perform our nocturnal stalking skills just the way Jesus wanted.
Brian unearths more nuggets of information about the bygone days of Tarzan, loin cloths, grease and the lack of monkeys in movies now.
On a sad note, the Brian's reminisce about the current problem with New South Wales losing the State of Origin Series. As if.

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The "Be a Sherpa" weekend retreat is unveiled on this episode by Brian along with his association with Johnny Bic. Biros forever!
Brian digs deep into his cooking skills bag of tricks to pass on valuable information about gunpowder, Lithium, Strontium 9, sea water and testicles.
On a serious note the Brian's discuss the versatility of Twine and the inescapable knots that follow.
This and moron the Siamese Herring Experiment. 

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The Brian's unfold and extract all of the stat's and info from the latest Census results. This indepth analysis will no doubt bring down governments, ruin careers and set kittens on fire.
The Brian's also discuss at length the foibles, fears and uncertainties of being a Tobacconist.
On a lighter note the Brian's enter the space race with  a home made robot chicken. The crazy funsters.

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A violent end to a simple Mahjong tournament sends Ricci and Tonto into a head long search for adventure, concubines and porcupines. 

The ghost of Debbie Reynolds comes to tell Vincent that his ear is still missing and a brand new species of miniature dolphin has been found in a restaurant at the corner of Hamilton Rd and Rode Rd, Lower Chermside Heights, Precinct 19.

The Brians are elected sheriff and deputy in a small town south of Downfall Crick. Here they must wait until nightfall before it becomes dark.

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Whilst filming the dramatic series Gilligan's Island, the famously insane Hollywood director Sherman Sherwood was terrified that the Gomer Pyle squad of the CIA would discover the terrible secret that he had absolutely no talent at all. Whilst not uncommon for this period of history, Sherman Sherwood was a paranoid schizophrenic and elegant masseur.

In fear of his and his hamster Kenny's life, he withdraw all his money from the Hollywood International Bank of Impropriety and Commerce. Upon discreet directions from God and his associates, Mr Sherwood buried his vast fortune under the wreck of the SS Minnow. 

Now, several centuries later, the Siamese Herring Experiment is fortunate enough to have discovered the location of this buried treasure and will make its location known to the 

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The Cannes fillum festival opens this week in a spectacle of nudity and vomit celebrating the centenary of Shirley Temple being the first actor to set foot on the moon. 

Meanwhile on the red carpet, the Brians ask the famous Austrian director Baz Lurrrrhman the question "What car would Jesus drive if he only had 2 arms like the rest of us? "

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The Brian's attend the Platinum Jubilee for their old mate, Queen Lizzie.
Never a dull moment at Buck Palace as Liz gets the party started in a drug fuelled Nosh up that lasts for 67 hours.
Brian gets caught pilfering through Prince Phil's wardrobe and gets a dressing gown from Her Majesty along with a Knighthood. 
On a lighter note, the Brian's lift the lid on Lizzies input into the Porn industry. 

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The Brian's discuss the world's biggest issue that is Gender re assignment and is it just a fad or are bigger things underfoot or behind the scrotum?
The Universe finally acknowledges that the Brian's statues in Gympie are the 19th wonder of the free and festering world.
The Brian's acknowledge that the USA love affair with shooting 7 to 10 year olds in classrooms has become archetypal of a nation in decline.
On a lighter note,  Brian submits that Nude Table Tennis is the new world sport and will take over from barefoot Knitting this decade.