The Siamese Herring Experiment

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The cash strapped Vatican has seen fit to put the Brians in charge of restocking the gift shop yet again. The new range of Pell anal beads and altar boy requisites will be available before Easter and unleavened bread dildos in the shape of your favourite Archbishop will need to be pre-ordered to ensure complete satisfaction for the holiday period.

On a more serious note 2023 will see the Mormon franchise come out with an entirely new marketing strategy based on common sense and UFO powered dinosaurs.

We also apologise for not offending enough people.

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Royalty will never be the same again as the wretched lives of the well to do are smeared across bookstores all over the world like a lunatic's shit on the living room walls. Beastiality, cannabalism and necrophilia are all given a bad name by this  sordid tale of privilege gone stark raving mental. A who's who of criminal and sociopathic monsters on full display in this vomit-soaked epic of unimaginable horrors. 

Great for the kids or to prop up the cat, get your copy now at all good haberdashers. Fuck it, get two copies. you're bound to soil yourself as soon a you get to the sealed section.

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The Brians continue on their merry journey around the world after they gorged themselves on live bats and pelicans, injected many products and drank bladder fulls of mysterious liquids at Christmas.
Boxing day eventuated into New Years eve and in-between all of this a Pope carked it.
Vegas fired up and was left with another misguided marriage, buffet fulls of vomit and a stolen roulette wheel.
 The Vatican welcomed the Brians once again to say goodbye and good riddance to another dead Pope.
On a serious note, Brian learned to carve ice with a chainsaw.  Unfortunately the Ice was for Barry's drug problem. Never mind, the stuff was a gift from the Vatican.

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Jesususmas has seen the Brians indulgence spread throughout the 12 corners of the globe, spreading peace, joy and sexually transmitted diseases to the poor and unfortunate oligarchy. 

From Mawson's hut to the Kremlin, the Siamese Herring festive spirit is right up there with alcoholism and holiday season road carnage. Hot cross buns available now from the Herring Headquarters.

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The Brian's look at Donald Duck's Tax paperwork and decide it's a matter for the Greens, as it appears to have a fair bit of shit attached.  Let's face it, they know Shit.
The Brian's discuss the main issue that enthrals the world at the moment which is Turkey or Chicken for Jesusmas. The result will not only astound but set to create a much biggerer rift with the Chinese Government and their Wuhan Shopping Centre and Bat Emporium.
On a comical note Brian passes wind for a full 14 seconds.

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In a world breaking exclusive the Brians have exclusive information known only to them that the game changing discovery of a plausible way to generate nuclear fusion, totally and exclusively tastes like chicken and then decide that all fusion processes must be of an oriental note and taste like shredded porpoise skin, radish, onion, sesame seed, uranium, bauxite, nitrogen, glycerine and pork spare Ribs to name a few.

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The World Cup in Cut Tar is over for another 9 years due to the loss of Orstraylah.
The favourite world team leaving the event defeated, homesick and nude.
The Brian's let the truth be known how one small squadron of players pulled the Socceroonies up from being has beens to the next World Cup favourites just by having two heads. Marvellous.
Brian forgets to pay the electricity bill and

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The Brian's discuss at length the common sense approach to warfare strategies with
the organising  of Dashshunds, Corgis and Horses and defining a generation that embraced the combination of gunpowder and four legged domestic and farm animals.
The Brian's endeavour to find the crispiest crackling that an Air Fryer can deliver by only using sunlight, accelerant and a fattened piece of Roadkill.
The Brian's also debate the strengths and weaknesses of deformed Parrots and spastic Octopusses.
This and moron this AI version of the Herrings.

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This week the Brians have a shortwave radio flashback thanks to an old listener request. Hear how their dads helped the war effort in "The Big One" with their grit, determination and enormous amounts of alcoholic porridge. 
The Brian's note that the head of FIFA wil be afforded a sainthood for his generous and kind words and phrases about everything from being an Arab and Gay to being a non stick frying pan.
The World Cup in Cut Tar has begun and the Pope will be attending to give his seal of approval to the use of dead migrant workers being used as landfill.
On an interesting note, the Brian's lets some gossip go about Hitler's dogs and his fetish for fat men in uniform.

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The Brian's clean up the mess that was a Chinese meal gone wrong and turned into a mid term shitstorm that we all needed.
Brian sits on his high horse and espouses the values of our world leaders and falls off into the dowry depths that was the big red wave that became a ripple of anti humility.
On a lighter note the Brian's open their Christmas presents early and low and behold their Satan dolls finally arrived.