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Whilst filming the dramatic series Gilligan's Island, the famously insane Hollywood director Sherman Sherwood was terrified that the Gomer Pyle squad of the CIA would discover the terrible secret that he had absolutely no talent at all. Whilst not uncommon for this period of history, Sherman Sherwood was a paranoid schizophrenic and elegant masseur.

In fear of his and his hamster Kenny's life, he withdraw all his money from the Hollywood International Bank of Impropriety and Commerce. Upon discreet directions from God and his associates, Mr Sherwood buried his vast fortune under the wreck of the SS Minnow. 

Now, several centuries later, the Siamese Herring Experiment is fortunate enough to have discovered the location of this buried treasure and will make its location known to the 

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The Cannes fillum festival opens this week in a spectacle of nudity and vomit celebrating the centenary of Shirley Temple being the first actor to set foot on the moon. 

Meanwhile on the red carpet, the Brians ask the famous Austrian director Baz Lurrrrhman the question "What car would Jesus drive if he only had 2 arms like the rest of us? "

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The Brian's attend the Platinum Jubilee for their old mate, Queen Lizzie.
Never a dull moment at Buck Palace as Liz gets the party started in a drug fuelled Nosh up that lasts for 67 hours.
Brian gets caught pilfering through Prince Phil's wardrobe and gets a dressing gown from Her Majesty along with a Knighthood. 
On a lighter note, the Brian's lift the lid on Lizzies input into the Porn industry. 

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The Brian's discuss the world's biggest issue that is Gender re assignment and is it just a fad or are bigger things underfoot or behind the scrotum?
The Universe finally acknowledges that the Brian's statues in Gympie are the 19th wonder of the free and festering world.
The Brian's acknowledge that the USA love affair with shooting 7 to 10 year olds in classrooms has become archetypal of a nation in decline.
On a lighter note,  Brian submits that Nude Table Tennis is the new world sport and will take over from barefoot Knitting this decade.

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The choice in AustAsia's future has never been clearer as the dreaded Federal election looms large this coming Saturday. The Brian's lay the ladyboys on the table and reveal the voter's choice between a future of more hopeless self serving ineptitude and phlegm or a potential national catastrophe, rabies, mutant toads and syphilis.... either way we are fucked.

But on a brighter note......no, I can't think of anything right now.

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The Brian's look into the future and see Australia follow that great nation, Solomon Islands, and join China to become the new Southern Hemisphere powerhouse that will become AustChina.
The Flag, language, anthem and national food are already organised and no need for a Referendum as Chicken feet Soup and Bat Pie will be the new Culinary expertise of the new land.  
Angela Merkel and Anastacshia Pallacheck to become the new world order of the new land answering only to the Supreme Leader, Xi XI Whitlam with some input on the nasty and evil side by Hilliary Clunton and Potato Head. 
Hurrah.  

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Whilst the defamation case against Brian and Brian rages over completely true comments regarding Scott Morrison and the entire Liberal National Party being smelly; this week they refrain from pouring anymore petrol onto the burning pile of excrement that is the Australian Election 2022.

Instead they bring you the latest plans for the 2032 Brisbane Olympic Game, tips on how to embalm your friends and loved ones in the privacy of your own dungeon and how to get the most out of your colonoscopy.

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Sydney siders will enjoy the news that the entire city will be wiped from the face of the earth after the upcoming Australia election in May.

Super-Politician and potato head, Peter Dutttton will announce the new nuclear submarines being built in Botswana won't have any doors but will have a nice buffet and an outdoor gymnasium for those days and weeks lying at the bottom of Sydney harbour waiting to be rescued.

On a lighter note all homeless people will be pressed into detention on Mars come the 2032 Brisbane olympic games and Australia's fattest pretend politician and public nuisance, Clive Palmer announces his retirement from delusions of grandeur and will settle for all the cryptocurrency he can eat.

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The Brian's discuss at length the faults and disappointments of Australian politicians and Dwarves.
Anastacia Pallacheck visits the Pope to give him a pep talk and possible sexual favours prior to his visit to Ukranium.
On a funny note the Brian's put the Amazon Pygmy's to good use.

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The Siamese Herring Experiment this week looks at Martin Scorsese's epic World War Three docu-drama mini-series fillum, starring Drew Barrymore as Adolf Putin and Matt Damon as President Joe Biden. 

Meanwhile, Will Smith slaps his way through Russia. 

On a lighter note Brian and Brian receive a large shipment of hammocks which they will donate to help ease the homeless situation in war torn countries such as Antarctica, Lower Chermside Heights and bits of Belgium.