The Siamese Herring Experiment

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On this week's episplode of the Herrings good old Prince Phil is again talked about regarding memorabilia and will slices of him take the world by storm or just by dogs.
The Brian's wriggle out of their wheelchairs and scurry on to their soapboxes and expose the lies of the world, especially lying dogs.
Another round of talk discusses blouses and the never ending journey of fashion and dogs.
Brian openly chats about the Chinese and their attitude to the interbreeding of cats and dogs.
On a serious note, Brian coughs up a piece of bacon which fortunately is devoured on the spot by a dog visiting the studio.

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Slapping babies is documented again by the Brian's. As they ask, why do politicians do it when a cuddle and a fiddle will do.
Brian discusses the rise and fall and rise again of those great Orstraylians, the Kelly brothers. Yes, Ned, Nigel and Neville are and will always be remembered as dumb, dumber and in touch with nature and 44 gallon drums.
On a serious note Brian rides his bicycle at high speed and forgets his medication is in his basket.

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The Brian's are enthralled that Submarinze racing is making a huge zlash on the aquatic zalace that is the Atlantic oceanz.
Discussionz take place around the lack of ztupity that womenz fail to have that menz have in abundanze. The Brianz articulate how thiz can be fixed by sheer movement of currenzy for the ladiesz.
On an interezting note, Brian zwalloz a Zylophone and startz hiz recording career right here on the Herringz.

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In todays world of fleeting pleasure, minimal attention span and something else, the Brians once again breathe life into the rotting corpse of modern living. 
Negotiations with the Queensland government dictator Anastasheesi Pallanchek have born fruit and will see the 2032 Brisbanium Olympic Games become the shopping experience to dazzle the senses and send the blood lust into over drive.
...and remember, you only need to spend $10,000 in the Bungle Jungle cafeteria to win the chance to have a 15 metre tall bronze statue of yourself in the nude to stand along the Angela Merkhal monument in the Brisbane River.

On a lighter note the Brians will announce their nomination for the 2024 US presidential election in the coming days.

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In a totally exclusive announcement, the Brian's investigate the state of the latest lunar developments. The Dark Side of the Moon has never looked so bright as plans have been revealed for the new intergalactic bus station and transport hub and fish shop. Only a hop, skip and a very long jump to the shopping and fumigation districts, Lunar Lakes is the premium destination for mutants on a mission.

On a serious note, Brian has been keeping track of the paper-cut trail left by the wacky ferret-head known as the Don. Trumpsters across the globe prepare to ascend into hell on the commands of planet Earth's maddest miscreant, when he goes on trial for crimes again sanity. If you listen carefully to this weeks episode.....you can hear the faint cries of mass hysteria in the background. 

Meanwhile Brian helps Barry get over a dose of the hiccups by dousing him in accelerant and shining a light on him.

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The Brian's offer a discord to the world that war criminals offer an enormous benefit to the viability, sustanence and impact on society that Bungle Jungle brings to everyday or every other day civilians of the world.
Brian delves deep and wonderfully into the new and wondrous world of human faecal art that is capturing the nasal passages of a new generation that has no clue about conceptualism, embarrassment or dignity.
Barry brings a lost Cheetah into the Studio and the Brian's find out quickly that the old storage of their Plasma, Bone Marrow and Saliva was well worth keeping.
On a hilarious note, Brian has a stroke and stops breathing.

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Brian experiences severe bloating and stomach explosions. He ends up in his old stomping ground Psyche ward to recover from what ends up being Pseudocyesis.
The Brian's talk about the key benefits of the new shopping experience that is BJ's and extol the virtues of the International Food Court and multiple liquor areas. If the Whale Train and Bed Sore Sandwiches don't arouse you the 400 kilometre per hour flowing beer taps will.
On a serious note, Brian does give birth.

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The Brian's explain at length the importance of the Kids Clubbed area at Bungle Jungle.
From the Bear enclosure to the Snake pit and the Flooded Caverns little kiddies will be cared for in a very special BJ way. Not to mention the section run by John and Jerry, the Dwarf twins, who will teach all of the kids about fire. How to start fires, how to enhance fires, how to run through fire and not to mention how to catch on fire the BJ's way.
All of this managed by Artificial Intelligence and caressed by Lady Boys.

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The Brian's return to Orstraylya after travelling to Charlie's Coro a thon by  suitcases and cattle class (see economy class  or coach if you're a Yank). Jet lag, heroin, crystal meth and duty free booze cheer the Brian's up for another Herring episode.
The Brian's discuss how begging in the streets of London is the future for the economy, time travel and rectal scans.
The new shopping pleasure Palace is soon to open and the Brian's give a sneak peak to the listeners about Bungle Jungle, the huge South East Asian phenomeinin. Yes, BJ's will be the new trend setting spending Mecca for all of the family and their pets and dead relatives.
On a winning note, Brian finds out that Artificial Intelligence is not that clever and kicks its arse during a drinking game.

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Brian returns from the Vatican and reminisces about his visit and shares his exploits about Pope Frank, Toad Stools, Cloning, Fungible Tokens and boozing. 
Brian let's go a huge scoop that Vatican Lube will be available in 44 Gallon drums all hand signed by Popey.
The Brian's discuss at length Interspecies sexual relations development for the masses. Now that it has been approved by the Vatican and God, pricing and charges will follow. Save up your Popecoin NOW.
On a serious note, Brian discusses the  Funging around his anal area and everyone laughs.