The Siamese Herring Experiment

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The choice in AustAsia's future has never been clearer as the dreaded Federal election looms large this coming Saturday. The Brian's lay the ladyboys on the table and reveal the voter's choice between a future of more hopeless self serving ineptitude and phlegm or a potential national catastrophe, rabies, mutant toads and syphilis.... either way we are fucked.

But on a brighter note......no, I can't think of anything right now.

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The Brian's look into the future and see Australia follow that great nation, Solomon Islands, and join China to become the new Southern Hemisphere powerhouse that will become AustChina.
The Flag, language, anthem and national food are already organised and no need for a Referendum as Chicken feet Soup and Bat Pie will be the new Culinary expertise of the new land.  
Angela Merkel and Anastacshia Pallacheck to become the new world order of the new land answering only to the Supreme Leader, Xi XI Whitlam with some input on the nasty and evil side by Hilliary Clunton and Potato Head. 
Hurrah.  

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Whilst the defamation case against Brian and Brian rages over completely true comments regarding Scott Morrison and the entire Liberal National Party being smelly; this week they refrain from pouring anymore petrol onto the burning pile of excrement that is the Australian Election 2022.

Instead they bring you the latest plans for the 2032 Brisbane Olympic Game, tips on how to embalm your friends and loved ones in the privacy of your own dungeon and how to get the most out of your colonoscopy.

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Sydney siders will enjoy the news that the entire city will be wiped from the face of the earth after the upcoming Australia election in May.

Super-Politician and potato head, Peter Dutttton will announce the new nuclear submarines being built in Botswana won't have any doors but will have a nice buffet and an outdoor gymnasium for those days and weeks lying at the bottom of Sydney harbour waiting to be rescued.

On a lighter note all homeless people will be pressed into detention on Mars come the 2032 Brisbane olympic games and Australia's fattest pretend politician and public nuisance, Clive Palmer announces his retirement from delusions of grandeur and will settle for all the cryptocurrency he can eat.

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The Brian's discuss at length the faults and disappointments of Australian politicians and Dwarves.
Anastacia Pallacheck visits the Pope to give him a pep talk and possible sexual favours prior to his visit to Ukranium.
On a funny note the Brian's put the Amazon Pygmy's to good use.

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The Siamese Herring Experiment this week looks at Martin Scorsese's epic World War Three docu-drama mini-series fillum, starring Drew Barrymore as Adolf Putin and Matt Damon as President Joe Biden. 

Meanwhile, Will Smith slaps his way through Russia. 

On a lighter note Brian and Brian receive a large shipment of hammocks which they will donate to help ease the homeless situation in war torn countries such as Antarctica, Lower Chermside Heights and bits of Belgium.

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Saviour of the fat and insane, Clive Palmer challenges Vladamire Putin to a vomit eating competition in an effort to post his pre-election popularity. Unfortunately Vlad is in hiding after he heard the Pope has resurrected his childhood assassin business and is coming for him and his sex doll business.

Meanwhile it's borscht taco's for everyone.

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The western world is looking at the Brian's to set the scene to end the conflict in the Ukraine.
Special Agent, the Pope, will be pressed into service after the Brian's raise funds to have Popey ready to take the shot that will finish this silly war.
The Brian's also provide good hard advice to the members of the LBGITQXYZ community.
On a lighter note the Brian's discuss their infatuation with Don Bradman and after his passing an intimate love affair with Lady Bradman and the Don's dog.    
  

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The Brians prepare for the political famine which is Australia's answer to dereliction of duty and Vladamire Putin admires his horse's nudity whilst walking on the Red and Black Sea.

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2022 is going to be another  good year. 15 Covid variants, 5327 cryptocurrencies including the front runner WW3-coin, zero unemployment and Ukranium real estate bargains. Everyone including the dead will be millionaires by Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Pancha Ganapati or any other religious excuse to lay about and have a bludge!