The Siamese Herring Experiment

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The Brian's discuss dirt and Interstellar space  for the 12th time this series, while the sands of time takes it's toll on these Humble but arthritic and alcoholic Octogenarians.  
The Brian's delve deeper into the dimly lit unfiltered waters of submarine life and the climactic, lonely and sensual times of a nude orbiting pioneer of space who is the one and only Phil Collins.      

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The Satan Cup is fully endorsed by the Brian's and will become the only Australian summer sport from 2022.
The Brian's discuss the rights and wrongs of a domestic herb garden that uses seawater.
On a lighter note, Brian eats a shoe.    

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After the ashes from Bert Newton's cremation mishap settle over the sleepy township of Upper Downfall Creek, the Brians reflect on the impressive adventures of the Masked Halibut. 
Also, as the entire planet and bits of Mars await the return of the Ultimate Death match to the Wide World of Wrestling between the Mighty Mental Midgets and Gruesome Greta Tunaburger, the Brians prepare to dress as centipedes for Rupert Murdoch's annual Christmas pageant .

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The Brian's pay homage to their old friend and entertainment Icon, Bert 'Moonface' Newton.  
The Brian's will pass on many tales that Bert said must be kept secret until he died or was imprisoned. 
Thankfully for all of us, Moonface chose death..............or has he?  
Only those on Mars will know!

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Brian and Brian reminisce about the greatest shootouts in cinema history and the importance of Joseph Stalin to Brisbane theatrical history.

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In a spectacular gesture to the world, FOX network is preparing to blast Rupert Murdoch into space in the first public execution on Mars.
Guaranteed to be a ratings winner the Brians are in negotiations to supply all the fried rabbit and popcorn for this special event.

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The urban messiah discusses life on the run with the Christ family as the fall out from the publication of the pandora papers threatens Joseph's plumbing business. 

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Hilarity ensues as a trio of the worlds top leaders fight it out amongst themselves for a spot on the Martian throne and win a chance to be supreme dictator of the known universe whilst Terry the mule bites a cardinal.
The Brian's also provide vital boating and fishing tips for the whole community to enjoy.

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The Brians find out that all Gold Medallists in the upcoming 2032 Olympics will all win the Golden Testicle medal.
Lang Park will be flooded with Brisbane River water to make the games the first ampibious games since Jesus swam across the Nile to buy a donkey. 

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On a recent hunting expedition, the famous naturalist and sex object Sir David Attenborough appeared to the Brians in a burning bush.

This mighty apparition foretold the majesty of the 2032 Olympic Games to the Brians once they applied a liberal dose of Vaseline Intensive Hair Tonic to the burns.

Never since the miracle of the grotto at Fatima railway station has such an earth shattering revelation been covered up by facist men in silly frocks.