The Siamese Herring Experiment

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Nothing much happens in the world of the Brians this week.

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Brian and Brian discuss the sickening joke that is the upcoming Australian election and ask the question that nobody can answer without lying.......Is cannabilism the answer to the climate crisis? 
 
They also manage to avoid the pitfalls that await amateur time travellers in the past, by rubbing lard into their loins.

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Scurvy, dehydration, excess fecal matter and hemarroids aside; as relaxing as it has been the Brians extended visit to Lake Mackay in the Simpson Desert must come to an end surely.

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Novak Djokovic breaks out of Asstralian detention to lead Ukraine to a bloody conflict with Russia over the rights to harvest almond milk in the Balkans. Meanwhile the Brians believe they have spotted Boris Johnson through a hole in the shipping container and shed tears of vomit.

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The Brian's are still trapped in the Box and are staring death and a fridge full of beer in the face.
Barry runs off to join another Cult.
The Brian's look back at some of their dear departed friends. The likes of Mother Theresa, Charlton Heston, Marlon Brando, Satan and many more.
Also, Brian gets bitten by a Locust.       

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With the End of Days well and truly on track, the Brians reveal the grand opening of a new chain of alien swim-through restaurants planned for the Pacific Ocean, Western Australia and the flat side of the moon.

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The Brian's begin a new series by escaping the Covid infested mess that is Queensland and head to a slightly less messy Western Australia.
The Brian's discuss Harry M. Millers palatial multi storey chicken coup and Marcia Hines' input into the design.
Brian let's the cat out of the bag about his new venture into packaging and promoting his urine to sell to the masses. Available at  your local abattoir soon!    
The Poo Beanbag will be the next big thing.

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With the climate crisis all but over, the Brians plan to escape government surveillance by appearing in the latest Martin Scorcese epic, Excuse My Satan starring Tom Cruise as Lucifer. 

The boys play a pair of fun loving serial killers who build an air fryer the size of  Noah's Ark and travel the back roads of Buckingham Palace kidnapping cats for the local supermarket.

Tom Cruise turns in another stellar performance playing Satan as a child.

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The Brian's lift the lid and the antics of the Vatican on Christmas Eve.
Much will be divulged but, alcohol, wet 6 year old boys, sleepovers and toys continue a tradition of thousands of years in the smallest country in the known world.
The Brian's also let slip where they will be for Christmas.  Here we come for gun's, ammo and furry rodents.

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Mounting pressure and a rise in the price of weatherboard has seen the most dastardly attack on the Brians since the invasion of the Pearl Harbour Bistro in Lygon St.

The battle plans are being drawn up and the legal teams are padding up for the fight of a lifetime between those loveable zany octogenarians and the 1987 cast of Home and Away.

Defamation, defecation, decathlons and fried rice will all be the subject of an extremely High Court action.

Will the Brians be able to reach the bench? Will the Brians return to the airwaves?  Will Brian and Brian escape from giant brunch coat sale unscathed? Will Kevin Plastowe become the next Minister for Elastic?

These and other bacterial fungus will be revealed on the next series of The Siamese Herring Experiment......or will they?