The Siamese Herring Experiment

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The Brian's bring in the changes that are
 required around the known Earth by informing one and all that Sport and Politics has to merge to save the planet and possibly Alpha Centauri.
At long last and with urging from Neville of Zambia the Brian's reveal the true identity of their racing Pigeon slash Bat, Baron Von Licktenstein. Yes, the fastest flying thing to ever grace the stratosphere and beyoncey.
On an extremely important segment Brian let's rip the truth behind balding men and the sex life of chickens that absolutely confirms what everybody is thinking about when the World Series of the NFL is mentioned. Riveting stuff and stuff.
All of this and a crate of Morons on this week's Conjunctivitis edition of the Herrings.

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On this week's episplode of the Herrings, the Brian's discuss at length the importance of Chemists and Indian drug providers, the prescription variety that is, not the nasty illicit drug dealer living next door who is having sex with your pets, no! The elephant loving Pharmacist is front and centre and in discussion this evening.
Brian let's slip that he sleeps 15 hours a day and likes to eat food out of a saucer on the kitchen floor and enjoys licking his anus.
On a funny note, the Brian's get a huge laugh out of Cretins, Morons, Idiots, Dickheads and Fuckwits on tonight's viewing thingy and stuff.

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The Brian's veer headlong into the wide world of Fruit Bat exportation which will futuresafe Orstraylya after the Coal, Iron Ore and ex Politicians are burnt out and or given away.
The subject of the Australian Coat of Arms is debated heavily by Brian and he urges all Orstraylians to get out on Orstraylia day tomorrow and go nude at the beach and lick a Cane Toad at will.  Fucking Oi Oi Fucking Oi.
The Brian's new boy, Bevan, talks about his stick collecting skills, his unashamed alcohol dependency and being afraid of the dark and Female Impersonators. Gruesome stuff and stuff.
On a funny note,  Barry falls off his skateboard and gets hit by a 70 year old Agnostic woman riding a motorised chair.  Fucking old people, Still doing their bit for the good of all. Hurrah.

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The Brian's articulate the only way they know and elaborate in a special spoken part of the Herrings, the importance of Axle Grease in the Southern Hemisphere. Yes, the different lubricants used to pleasure oneself between northern parts of this planet and the southern is totally different,  if you have a penis, or two.  Brylcream might be abundant throughout the Milky Way  and de rigueur in the north, but down here it's Castrol Heavy Duty to get into that erotic zone.
On a less serious note the Brian's recruit a new member into the Herring team. Yes, Bevan Nigelson joins as a Cadet/Rookie/ Roustabout/Toilet Cleaner/Sandwich Maker/Car Washer/Drug Mule and Hermaphrodite Sex Worker.
Welcome Bevan and don't forget to wash your hands and anus before touching us, Bastard.

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The Brian's celebrate their huge win of the previous year, that is, predicting the road toll and other tricky elements. The Suzuki Jimny takes the top gong for most death related accidents while the name Kevin is the outright winner in the most deaths category. 
The truth only known on the northside of Brisbanium is unleashed and Brian let's the world know that Ma Ling has been awarded best Asian restaurant and Bathhouse and personally taken the gong for her Fellatio skills. Both Brian's endorse the award wholeheartedly and love her technique.
The Herrings will shortly start Poocasting from the Dark side of the Moon. With encouragement from Dave Gilmour, the Brian's will be the first human type things to drop a shit on the moon as well. 
Buzz Aldrin has encouraged the Brian's and sees a Nobel Prize for Stool prowess heading into the Siamese Herring Experiment's trophy cabinet. 
All this and a moron this week's shopping list.

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The Brian's and the entire northside population
 of Brisbanium bring the Nude Year in at Bungle Jungle.
The theme of the evening was to continue the tradition of Vomitting at will. Just like the Convicts did after stealing bread and rats in England 5000 and somewhat years ago, Who doesn't want  to be sent across a largish ocean thing and spew your guts up all the way to the Antipodes. Hurrah.
Brian discusses the new world order that Pope Franky has set up, that is, Altar Boys in Safari Suits!!  Yes, the McMurtrie style 82 pocket Special Edition urine stained,  yellow flared, short sleeved, short legged  fashion statement that keeps on giving in the schlong department will be available to all this Millennia if the Chinese come to the party and make them at a discount rate or thereabouts, Bastards.
On a serious note, Barry eats a Hamster and falls in love.

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The Brian's clear up once for all the real reason why the Idiot Pill was invented.
Jeffrey Epstein is remembered and will be
 Posthumously Knighted by Prince Andrew and a female Corgi will be renamed Jeff. 
The Brian's articulate the future as never before and see Whales saving the world and some of them being ploughed by an Ice Breaker. Moving stuff and things.
On a funny note, Jesus returns and blabs to the world that he has 12 followers on his Social Media platform.
As if !!!

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The traditional Yuleturd festivities are well on the way with the Brians, as they prepare to break their previous record for speeding and drink driving this Xmas. JJ's guns and ammo will once again be the calendar highlight as the V8 GT Falcon delivers joy, cheer and possibly pestilence to the residents of the spiritual home of the baby Jesus this year.

Gympie is the sister city to the bits of Palestinea that haven't been blown up yet and this year the Gympienians extend the gun barrel of friendliness to everyone, well not exactly everyone; across the world and bits of Mars.

Here's hoping that 2024 will be even more insane, ferocious and bitter than 1688

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As the festive season approaches, the Brians grapple with the reality that life on earth is perilously close to dangerous equipment and needs to stand at least 2 feet behind the yellow line and wear safety glasses at all times.

On a lighter note, King Charles has had his DNA mixed with a King Charles Spaniel, resulting in a canine that is seriously out of touch with the modern world but likes to bite the heads off ducks.

All this and less on The Siamese Herring Experiment.

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On behalf of the Brians, Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Housing Requisites have developed the modern solution to the homelessness crisis. 

Living in a tent is cold comfort if you are down on your luck. Mick O'Reilly's Happy Housing Holes can accommodate the largest of families, and won't be blown away in strong winds.

Best of all they can double as a cemetery plot when you shuffle off this mortal coil.