The Sillymarillion

By Paul and Tori

Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.

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The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.

The Sillymarillion episodes:

May 17, 2023 S3 E18. LothTORIen
The Fellowship wipe off their fresh tears after the loss of their leader and friend and head onwards to Lothlórien. Which means, much to Tori's glee, MORE ELVES!! Paul gives another beautifully sung Tolkien song and together they balk over how much that designer mithril shirt costs in today's dollars.
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Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter & discord and share with us your life's theme song.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content (paused for May)
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!

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1h 24min
May 05, 2023 S3 E17. A Moment of Silence
This chapter was short but had everything happen all at once?! The emotion, the drama, the BALROG! You know what, no more summary, let's just dive right into it.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter & discord for extra meme-ery.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content (paused for May)
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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58min
April 19, 2023 S3 E16. The Road Less Traveled
"The road may lead to Moria, but how can we hope that it will lead through Moria?" GREAT QUESTION ARAGORN. We are gonna find out! The gang has their first legit battle, Gandalf says "NAUR!", and Paul and Tori geek out over the gorgeous design of this Door. Join us friends, as we descend into the dark.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter for extra meme-ery.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 9min
April 05, 2023 S3 E15. The Nerds Go South
If you hear rain and thunder in the background, it's not extra ambience but Paul podcasting in the middle of a thunderstorm because COMMITMENT. Also in this episode, the Fellowship is finally and officially formed! We get a lovely little taste of dwarven history and stick along with us to find out if the hobbits freeze to death.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter for extra memery.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 4min
March 23, 2023 S3 E14. This Could've Been an Email
The Council of Elrond! In other words, Group Storytime! In other words, The Board Meeting! In other words, This Could've Been an Email!! We get a lot of backstory, lore drops, and "Gandalf where the fck were you??" via group story time with the council. Also, the beginning of our fellowship is finally formed!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter because why haven't you yet?!
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 31min
March 08, 2023 S3 E13. Elves, Paul! Elves Everywhere!
Join Tori and Paul as they start Book Two of Fellowship of the Ring with the chapter "Many Meetings" where there are So! Many! Meetings! Tori gleefully freaks out over Elrond and Glorfindel and Paul gives another glorious song rendition of a "Bilbo Baggins Original".
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter for even more sillyness!
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 29min
February 22, 2023 S3 E12. Makin' My Way
What do Vanessa Carlton and carbonated milk have in common? We talk way too long about them both in The Sillymarillion!
Join us this week as we talk through the group's travel montage, meet the legendary Glorfindel (again!), and bop to Sam the Bard's original song containing...a boner.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter and tell us how many shots of Elvenclear you can down.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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54min
February 08, 2023 S3 E11. Aragorn's Q&A
Let me see what you have? A knife! NO! Things get a little more dangerous when our dear hobbits lose their ponies and must trek through the marshes of Florida. They ask Aragorn a million questions and we get a beautifully sung ann-thennath of the meeting of Beren and Luthien by Paul. And finally, Frodo's first stabbing!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join our Fellowship! Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content Email: [email protected] for inquiries Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 3min
January 25, 2023 S3 E10. Tall, Dark, and Mysterious
It's the Strider chapter! Come stride (ba dum, tsss) along with us as we finally meet and get some info on that mysterious fellow in the corner of the Prancing Pony. But before we can truly trust him, he needs to prove himself to Sam, the Body Guard-ner (ok ok we're done with the horrid puns). Queer Count: 38!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter for more nerdy ramblings.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 5min
January 18, 2023 S3 E9. Open Mic Night at the Prancing Pony
Happy New Year listeners! It's 2023 and we've made it to the Prancing Pony! We start this episode with unfortunate Tom Bombadil sex jokes, meet the infamous Strider in the infamous Prancing Pony, and vibe along to Frodo's impressive open mic performance.
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Fellowship of the Ring: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kn7idcVISFppCdemBxOBSfpuiBkoqvsfBgOcZeqLXTA/edit?usp=sharing…
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Join us on twitter for more horrid jokes.
Twitter & Insta: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus content
Email: [email protected] for inquiries
Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn @wow__then for our Season 3 podcast art!
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1h 7min

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How many episodes does The Sillymarillion have?

The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.

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