The Sillymarillion

By Paul and Tori

Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.

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The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.

The Sillymarillion episodes:

August 17, 2022 E2 S13. Thranduil's Fanclub
Forget Finding Nemo, this is Finding Thrain! Tori and Paul watch the next installment of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. To no one's surprise, Tori screams about elves and falls in love with Thranduil while Paul dubs the Master and Alfrid as wastes of space.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 3min
August 03, 2022 S2 E12. Daddy Thorin
Paul and Tori watch the first installment of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey! Tori gleefully is introduced to dwarf culture, confusedly introduced to Radagast and darling Sebastian, and Paul reminds everyone that Thorin is indeed, Daddy.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us which dwarf of Thorin and Co is your favorite!
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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56min
July 20, 2022 S2 E11: I Burgle, You Burgle, He/She/They Burgle.
Join Paul and Tori as they discuss their thoughts and feelings on 1977 Rankin/Bass's The Hobbit! They discuss Elrond's drip, creating their own version of Laketown, Tori learns "burgle" is an actual word, and may never recover from Dwalin and Balin's character design. Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us how we should celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary!!
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!!
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59min
July 15, 2022 The Eagles are Coming! E5. TROP Teaser Trailer pt. 2!
Bonus Podcast! The Ringpops of Power just dropped a teaser trailer where we get characters, dialogue, dope scenery, trees and boats, songs, and METEOR SAURON?! We pull our favorite reoccurring guest Erran back to torment Paul and discuss all the excitement revealed in this new trailer! Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Come join us on Twitter and tell us your thoughts on this trailer!
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Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 51min
July 06, 2022 S2 E10: From Hobbit to Hero (The Hobbit Finale!)
We've reached the final chapters of The Hobbit! In which, Tori thinks the danger is over with the death of Smaug behind us, but Thorin and Co (and Tori!) soon learn from Middle Earth's version of Twitter, Roäc, that it's just begun. We discuss the Battle of Five Armies, shed a tear or two, and are blessed with a couple songs sung by our dear Paul.
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us how we should celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary!!
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 28min
May 25, 2022 S2 E9: Live Twitch Charity Stream!
On May 9th we hosted a Charity Stream over on our Twitch Sillymarillion to raise funds for reproductive rights and various abortion-rights groups in high-stakes US states. Together with you all, we did closet cosplays, Paul gave out a handful of voice impressions, did the splits, shaved his facial hair, Tori spilled wine on her partner's keyboard, got a little tipsy, together discussed a couple chapters in between all this chaos, and raised an incredible $1,059.21!!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Come join us on Twitter and check out our listeners' incredible drawings of this chaos stream.
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Cassie @curioscurio for our Charity Stream art and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!

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1h 7min
May 11, 2022 S2 E8: Jimmy Ryan Reynolds Tolkien
They did it! They reached the Lonely Mountain!! Bilbo meets Smaug the big bad dragon and realizes there are many holes in their not-thought-out plan. Bilbo gets very clever when speaking with Smaug but jokes on him, Smaug is more clever. Who decides to have a riddle-off against a dragon anyway?!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us where you were on.....nevermind.
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion , where we will be posting reaction pods as we watch through the movies!
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 9min
April 27, 2022 S2 E7: But Wait, There's Lore!
Tori catches Paul up (between bites of sloppy joe) on Elf-Tori at Ren Faire and Bachelor-wreck shenanigans. After their quarterly lovefest over their listeners, they jump into chapter 9 and 10 of The Hobbit where Bilbo shows more feats of heroism by saving Thorin & Co (yet again!) from elf jail after their trespassing, before they float on down in barrels and crash Lake Town!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us what you'd wear to Ren Faire.
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!

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58min
April 13, 2022 S2 E6. Timothée, Taco Bell, and Tomnoddy
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
This week Paul and Tori dive into the chapter "Flies and Spiders". Thorin and Co (and Bilbo!) were given two rules: 1. Don't stray off the path and 2. Don't touch the water. So what do they do? ...no need to guess, we're sure you're aware of where this is heading.
Join us on Twitter and share with us your siren song!
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 1min
March 30, 2022 S2 E5. Ya Hey!
Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Ya hey! Ya-harri-hey! Ya hoy! Bilbo's Dungeons and Dragons campaign continues when Dungeon Master Jimmy Tolkien throws wargs and goblins and a shapshifter (?!?!) at the Thorin and Co! Come listen to Paul voice 13 dwarves, a wizard, and a shapeshifting bear.
Join us on Twitter and tell us if you'd stay at our hobbity-themed airbnb called "Queer Lodgings".
Twitter: @sillymarillions
Patreon: https://patreon.com/thesillymarillion
Email: [email protected]
Heartfelt thank you to Wool @woolsheepy for our Season 2 art, and Evelyn @wow__then for our headers!
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1h 7min

FAQs about The Sillymarillion:

How many episodes does The Sillymarillion have?

The podcast currently has 94 episodes available.

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