Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

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Phew, after that lovefest, join us as we spout more nonsense and dive a little into Huor's lineage and (REDACTED)'s downfall. 

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Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

"Welcome back to this episode of "What Shit's Going to Hit the Fan Next!"" Do you remember those silmarils? Did you blissfully forget their existence like Tori? Guess what! They're back! Which means, tension, politics, civil wars aaaand...come find out with us. This book continues to get spicy. 

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Tori: @toriello_

Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

BUCKLE UP FOLKS THIS SHIT GETS WILD. We get deep into Túrin's story which...you think can't get worse...and every turn it gets so. much. worse. There's love, and death, and more love, and more death, and Tori has a new favorite character! Which as we learn, it is dangerous to fall in love with a character in The Silmarillion because....oh, you'll see. 

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Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_

Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

Here's a look at Tori's notes from this episode, with very incorrect name spellings fixed:

A silmaril is loose! There is a Fifth Battle! (Nicknamed the "Battle of Unnumbered Tears"...greeeaaaat.) Lúthien and Beren have a half-elf child named Dior who is both a fancy purse brand and Hannah Montana. Maedhros unionizes! Humans betray! Túrin throws goblets at racists! Will Morgoth ever die?!

Come join us on twitter and help us find further proof that Finrod is the Zodiac Killer.

Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_

Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

We're coming to you LIVE! From LA! TOGETHER!!! We gush about meeting fellow fans at Bilbo's Birthday Bash, meeting each other IRL, playing Golfimbul, Paul's new romance with Del Taco, and after that Lord of the Rings lovefest, eventually dive back into the Shakespearean/Twilight whirlwind of a love story that is Beren and Lúthien. 

Come join us on twitter so we can continue to shower you all in love. <3 

Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_

Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

In this episode, Paul introduces Tori to the infamous Silmarillion couple, Beren and Lúthien! Those silly Silmarils are back causing chaos as Beren must prove his love to Lúthien's pops by retrieving them from Morgoth in a deadly mission. Tori also makes the realization that Beren and Lúthien are just Tolkien's version of Edward and Bella. 

Come join us on twitter and tell us if you'd buy a designer purse from our Tolkien-themed purse shop, Dagor (Bragollach).

Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_

Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

In this episode, Paul and Tori talk about Morgoth's fiery gender reveal, they are introduced to the first dragon, and Fingolfin goes all bad ass against Morgoth. (There are also a few tangents about Cats the movie (2019) and Halloween candy...you'll just have to listen.)

Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

Peace! Just kidding! Tori is introduced to Aredhel the White Lady of the Noldor, who is going through her angsty teenage rebellion stage. She sneaks away to meet up with *gasp* BOYS. And then get's married. And then has an elf kid. And then runs away with her kid. And then baby-daddy finds her. And THEN *spoiler spoiler spoiler*. (I swear Tolkien writes better reality TV than TLC. -Tori)

Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.

The "sun" rises and so do humans! In this episode humans awake and Fëanor meets his match (in a very anticlimactic way?!). Tori really thought nothing could stop him but alas, everyone is a little bit mortal. 

Come join us on twitter and tell us your thoughts on Fëanor's "himbo" levels!

Paul: @goodlookingeek

Tori: @toriello_