The Sinner Files

The Sinner Files break down the 1999 erotic prep drama, 'Cruel Intentions'.  Topics include how to win friends and get hit by cabs, the amount of takes required for the SMG/Selma Blair kiss scene and a very pleasant surprise for Liam.  Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:55
• Selected Scenes - 6:30
• Top 5 - 47:35
• Tidbits - 51:00
• Made Up Sequel - 57:40

The Sinner Files break down the career of the original 'Italian Stallion', Sylvester Stallone and prop it up against the work of politician/actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Topics include the only recommendation of the Demolition Man novelisation you'll ever hear, Mr. Freeze's greatest lines and our funniest Top 5 to date or your money back.   Highlights:  

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:35
• What's The Story? - 3:05
• Top 5 - 41:30
• Tidbits - 47:00
• Made Up Sequel - 49:55

The Sinner Files break down the 2017 snuff film, 'John Wick: Chapter 2'.  Topics include when it's appropriate to masturbate in a cinema, the aiming skills of cannon fodder and the unrealistic nature of a public assassin shootout in a fictional Hollywood action romp.  Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:03
• What's The Story? - 7:25
• Top 5 - 58:55
• Tidbits - 1:01:40
• Made Up Sequel - 1:06:55

The Sinner Files break down the 2000 sports documentary/foot fetish extravaganza, 'Gladiator'.  Topics include Maximus' problems with his house, how to dribble for an Oscar and voting on the gay giraffe marriage survey.  Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:30
• What's The Story? - 2:20
• Top 5 - 1:06:00
• Tidbits - 1:08:05
• Made Up Sequel - 1:13:10

The Sinner Files break down the 1992 naval romp, 'Under Siege'.  Topics include how many takes Seagal requested for the cake scene, whether Cue Ball is secretly white after seeing his dance skills and how to win in a knife fight. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:35
• What's The Story? - 4:20
• Top 5 - 58:35
• Tidbits - 1:01:40
• Made Up Sequel - 1:06:20

The Sinner Files break down the 1975 shark biopic, 'Jaws'.  Topics include the price that Quint puts on his arse, what the hell people ever did to this shark to make it so angry and what the shark was like off camera around the lot. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:23
• What's The Story? - 3:23
• Top 5 - 56:50
• Tidbits - 1:01:05
• Made Up Sequel - 1:07:50

The Sinner Files break down the 2017 blockbuster that split a fandom in twain, 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi'.  Topics include Stu getting caught with his pants down regarding the planet of Ahch-To, why we shouldn't care about certain ancillary characters, and whether or not force connections facilitate safe sex. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:35
• What's The Story? - 4:01
• Top 5 - 1:17:53
• Tidbits - 1:20:17
• Made Up Sequel - 1:26:46

The Sinner Files break down the 1990 Christmas classic, 'Home Alone'.  Topics include Michael Jackson's fingerprints being all over this movie and its cast, why piccolos should never be shoved in anyone's face and how much the Little Nero's pizza boy was tipped.   Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:40
• What's The Story? - 4:22
• Top 5 - 57:45
• Tidbits - 1:01:54
• Made Up Sequel - 1:07:25

The Sinner Files break down the 2003 epic tale of Tom Cruise saving Japan, 'The Last Samurai'.  Topics include non-existent racial slurs, Liam attempting to hold up the bursting dam wall on the use of 'Asia voice', and the secret love that Katsumoto and Tom Cruise shared. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:35
• What's The Story? - 2:43
• Top 5 - 57:15
• Tidbits - 1:00:16
• Made Up Sequel - 1:07:00

The Sinner Files break down the 2015 nerd's wet dream, 'Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens'.  Topics include Kylo Ren being brought down by the #metoo movement, Liam threatening to quit to start his own podcast about HBO's 'Girls', and things that you can tell to Kanjiklub. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:02
• What's The Story? - 3:10
• Top 5 - 1:02:12
• Tidbits - 1:04:49
• Made Up Sequel - 1:08:05