The Sinner Files

The Sinner Files break down the 1979 horror classic, 'Alien'.  Topics include the subtle art of vaginal symbolism, whether or not a man who owns four cats would adopt the 'no cat left behind' policy, and why people feel the need to touch foreign objects. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:36
• What's The Story? - 2:52
• Top 5 - 56:35
• Top 5 - 1:00:18
• Made Up Sequel - 1:06:55

The Sinner Files break down the 1980 sequel to end all sequels/arguably greatest movie ever made, 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back'.  Topics include droid racism, Vader meeting with Empirical Human Resources and how Empirical PFC's answer questions outside of the flight deck. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:44
• What's The Story? - 2:42
• Top 5 - 1:08:02
• Tidbits - 1:09:50
• Made Up Sequel - 1:15:28

The Sinner Files break down the 2012 superhero blockbuster, 'The Avengers'.  Topics include you all being a pack of mewling quims, Loki's raving hobby and cafeteria conversations at SHIELD HQ. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:28
• What's The Story? - 2:30
• Top 5 - 48:57
• Tidbits - 53:29
• Made Up Sequel - 1:01:47

The Sinner Files break down the 2017 'blockbuster' (air quotes entirely intentional), 'Justice League'.  Topics include how to get on an alien first name basis, what Superman really thought the best part about Earth is and how to write a reunion scene in a Kansas field. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:40
• What's The Story? - 2:37
• Top 5 - 1:04:00
• Tidbits - 1:08:08
• Made Up Sequel - 1:12:38

The Sinner Files break down the 1986 totally not a kids' film, 'Transformers: The Movie'.  Topics include Yubnub vs. Junk Dance, why Michael Bay is a war criminal and Liam's lack of a soul. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:29
• What's The Story? - 2:25
• Tidbits - 56:07
• Top 5 - 1:03:10
• Made Up Sequel - 1:08:50

The Sinner Files break down the illustrious career of Southie representative, Matt Damon, whilst throwing him in a cage match with the career of teen heart melter, Leonardo DiCaprio. Topics include appropriate ways to mourn 9/11, the merits of placing a certain All Saints song in every movie ever made, and how a Southie boy saved China. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 2:02
• What's The Story? - 3:02
• Tidbits - 56:34
• Top 5 - 1:04:34
• Made Up Sequel - 1:07:45

The Sinner Files break down the 1996 Michael Jordan vehicle, 'Space Jam'.  Topics include Lola Bunny's effect on our bodies, what the neighbours thought of young Michel Jordan, and how not to sing 'I Believe I Can Fly' (stick around to the end). Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:30
• What's The Story? - 2:18
• Tidbits - 55:00
• Top 5 - 59:48
• Made Up Sequel - 1:05:18

The Sinner Files break down the 1993 mega-blockbuster, ‘Jurassic Park’.  Topics include the T-Rex's tracking of bowel movements, Timmy's immortality and who broke first and farted in the tour jeep. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:32
• What's The Story? - 2:27
• Tidbits - 1:01:59
• Top 5 - 1:06:15
• Made Up Sequel - 1:10:12

The Sinner Files break down the 1996 comedy hit, 'The Birdcage'. Topics include dinner plate sex positions, the ancient and seductive art of Japanese rope bondage and what the Australian version of The Birdcage would look like. Highlights :

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:26
• What's The Story? - 2:16
• Tidbits - 53:52
• Top 5 - 59:26
• Made Up Sequel - 1:03:22

The Sinner Files break down the 1994 action smash hit, 'True Lies'.  Topics include how to treat your nuclear weapons, the greatest lies the hosts have told their significant others and why horse always beats motorbike. Highlights:

• Catch Up Trailer - 1:43
• What's The Story? - 2:36
• Tidbits - 57:15
• Top 5 - 1:04:00
• Made Up Sequel - 1:07:19