Easter

Morning Rant  Pizza  scamotes - Mamma’s Pizza - Nearly Died

Rotting fish challenge - Surströmming

Tide Pods

Cinnamon challenge

Family Guy

XXX hot sauce

Peter Cottontail - Spike Jones

Tooth replacement conspiracy

Fattestest nation in the world

More Vacation...but not yet

Eater - Christmas lite

Search for historical items like camera batteries

Tooth cures - Conspiracy

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JD is out Ill.

JD's (Dan’s Rant) morning rant:

Owning a small old car.

Refrigerator

National Weed day.

Taking down trees

Taxes

Car Brake light will not shut off.

Did not get ANYTHING I wanted done, done for this week.

Replaced some boards on the deck.

Bought a new circular saw.

Easter is on the way.

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JD's morning rant:

Award shows

Taylor Swift

Song Watermelon sugar

Internet connection

Old man voice

Tie dye t-shirt

Dishwasher is fixed

New spigot. That sounds a lot worse than it is.

Why are we the fattest nation in the world?

– Denny's ice cream for Dolly Parton

– McDonald's

– Joey Chestnut eating wings

– McDonald's with the E plant

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JD's morning rant: 

political correctness

–  Mr. Potato Head

–  The Ken doll with no junk

–  Walt Disney

–  Dr. Seuss

–  Miss Piggy

–  Pepe Le Pew

–  Lilo & Stitch

Being Royal

Kanye West and his divorce

Elon Musk lost 27 billion dollars this week

Jeff Bezos former wife

JD was once Bob O'Brien

Saint Patrick's Day is coming up

Playing 78 on the radio

JD is getting $1,400 to buy car parts

Why we the fattest nation in the world?

– just born red hot peeps

– ice cream cheesecake

– Taco Bell

–  Heinz green mayonnaise

broken dishwasher fixed by replacing pump

How I cook my corned beef and cabbage

My broken computer

Nate the snake joke https://natethesnake.com/

Happy Birthday Dad and Albert Einstein - It’s Pie day

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Dr. Seuss  - Looking for reasons

Taxes

Retirement

The American Dream

JD’s death

3,500-Year-Old Egyptian Mummification Manual Discovered

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/3-500-old-egyptian-mummification-172222958.html

National be heard day

Yodeling is the oldest for of communication

John Shults and his fiancée, Joy Morrow-Nulton, are both 94 years old and have also been widowed twice.  Getting Hitched!

Stimulus checks $1,900,000,000.00

Chicken  challenge. Arby's, Sonic, Popeyes, Wendy's who was the clear winner?

Why we the fattest nation in the world?

– Ben & Jerry's ice cream

– Starbucks Lady Gaga offering

– O’Bagel out of New Jersey offering a 30lb bagel

– Reese's Peanut Butter Cup without the chocolate

– Gatorade body sensor letting you know when you are thirsty

– Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and apple cereal mashup

Lady Gaga

Pre spending stimulus check on timing belt

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Award shows

Taking vacation

Bruce Springsteen

Tiger Woods Driving school

Lady Gaga - Dog walker (Ryan Fletcher) - $500,000.00

Leap year - Robert Manning

CNN : Nestlé's newest KitKat is missing a key ingredient.

http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/An_stfnfGzU/index.html

Still waiting to figure out what I’m going to be when

BBC News - Indian man killed by his own bird during cockfight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-56224144

Self Cleaning underwear herc fiber

National Sleeping day

Making a bed for my son

Built a work table

Do the roar

Built a work table

Why are we the fattest nation in the world.

- Starbucks times 3

- Little Caesars

- Ben and Jerry's

- Big little peeps (Just born)

Superman 1978

History of the world - Mel Brooks

Using Gorilla Glue to hold your hair in place

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Muppets Disclaimer

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https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/17/business/burger-king-chicken-sandwich/index.html

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/rush-limbaugh-wing-radio-host-172203802.html

New phone died

Facebook picture taking everyday

Tommy Lasorda

Paris Hilton

Valentine's Day

Smoking weed

Flying cars

Texas power crisis

Mayor of Colorado City Texas

McDonald's

Why we the fast nation in the world?

Starbucks

Stone Cold Creamery

Applebee's

Buffalo Wild Wings

The Slade Mason show is a program about nothing.

Today is National sticky buns day

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Note: February 14, 2021  Ice storm prevented us from producing a show this morning so we bring to you a show from last year.  I went through it and clean it up and balanced the sound best I could so you could enjoy it even more.  Thanks for listening!  - Dan

Girl Scout cookie season

Covid-19 before it was a thing. Yes, we were making fun of it.  We had no idea what was to come.  It is amazing a difference one year will make.  This is what we do NOT talk about it on subsequent shows.

Fast food hot dogs and french fries will wreak havoc on your digestive tract.

Car parts

JD was sick while on the air

Friends taking forever to say goodbye

Dogs eating colored pencils produce interesting bowels.

Weekly schedules

Sam Donaldson

Mike Bloomberg

Andy Rooney

National Grouch day

Eating a two year old Big Mac meal

Airport proposal gone bad

How milk turns to cheese

Old food

Sour milk

Valentine's Day

Giving your girlfriend a Peloton bike for Valentine's Day

Why are we the fattest nation in the world?

-Pizza Hut

-Little peeps marshmallows

-Popeye's Chicken

-Red Bull

-Ben & Jerry's ice cream

-Dunkin' Donuts

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The Super Bowl is nothing more than a money grab.

$25,000 for a ticket for the Super Bowl

$74,000 for a Bahama trip to go watch the Superbowl on a private yacht.

Only 11 minutes of the for our program is actually showing people moving around and playing with a ball.

The number of cows it takes to make the balls for the Super Bowl.

The Weeknd

the hazards of online dating

New phone scam.

More flippen’ snow!

Lou Dobbs let go

Jeff Bezos stepping down

China space probe send back first images of Mars as new space race hots up

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-spacecraft-sends-back-first-043546230.html

Space Program

Velcro

Trash on the moon

Today is national 

Mysterious radioactive element einsteinium measured for the first time

https://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-radioactive-element-einsteinium-measured-171100678.html

Super bowl

Musicals screaming into their faces

17 years since Janet Jackson oops!

Bevis and Butthead

6 legged turkey

Pre-game show

Why we the fattest nation in the world?

- Grape nuts shortage

- Burger King

- McDonald's

- Ben & Jerry's

- Old Bay hot sauce

- Hershey's gums and mints

- Starbucks

Bernie Sanders mittens and all the memes that went with it

Virginia legalizing marijuana

https://news.yahoo.com/scientists-shot-down-cancers-death-195838205.html

How Scientists Shot Down Cancer's 'Death Star'

Our medicinal chemists referred to it as the Death Star,” said Dr. David Reese, executive vice president for research and development at Amgen. “It was so smooth.”

So Shokat and his colleagues began looking for a molecule that could do the trick. Five years later, after screening 500 molecules, they found one and discovered why it worked.

Their drug held the protein steady, making a crevice visible on its surface. “We never saw that pocket before,” Shokat said. The protein normally flexes and relaxes so quickly that the narrow groove had almost been impossible to see.

On average, tumors in the patients stopped growing for seven months. In three out of 126 patients, the drug seems to have made the cancer disappear entirely, at least so far, although side effects included diarrhea, nausea and fatigue.

Tax Season

Post brand Fortified Oat Flakes from 1970’s

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The snow for today.

Driving around in the snow

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9203729/Metal-detectorist-finds-2million-centrepiece-jewel-Henry-VIIIs-lost-crown-buried-tree.html

Today is national Backwards day.  They’re coming to take me away Haa-ha - Jerry Samuels

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/army-sick-soldiers-drank-compound-found-antifreeze-75579001

https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/four-men-get-mouth-ulcers-after-eating-30-kg-oranges-at-airport-to-avoid-paying-extra-baggage-fee-3356282.html

https://news.yahoo.com/scaled-down-why-tiny-lizard-191645489.html

Problem is you need like 23,000 for a mouthful.

Super Bowl

Why are we the fattest Nation in the world?

-Jeni's Ice Cream - Bernie Sanders

-General Mills Ghostbusters cereal

-https://tiorodrigo.com/  Chip Flavored Beer

-Pizza Hut

-Starbucks

-Hersey’s Whozeewhatzit bar

-Godiva Chocolate

-Buffalo Wild Wings

-Budweiser

-Martha Stewart Cannabis treats for dogs

-Necco Sweethearts

-Cheerios

-Papa Johns

$9800  3D Image projector...no glasses

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