Destroy a country and rebuild it. Vietnam

Only men start wars

The human man is a weird Beast

Kamala Harris

It's all an experiment.

https://news.yahoo.com/1b-mega-millions-prize-3rd-042706204.html

Using $1,200 of a Town's coffers to buy lottery tickets on the outside chance that you might get a few million dollars to rebuild a bridge.

People who have left messages for the public warning them of diseases after their death. Alex Trebek, William Talman, Yul Brynner.

playing with army men when you  were a kid

Larry King

Hank Aaron

today is National Beer Can day.

Drinkin' Beer by Jimmy Witherspoon

Bread from Ale Yeast

Blood orange marmalade

Nymeria

Homemade crumpets

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/teen-employee-kroger-supermarket-accused-204724717.html

Some reasons why we are the fattest nation in the world.

-Hot Pockets

-Starbucks

-Post waffle crisp cereal

-Disney grilled cheese sandwich with donut

-IHOP is now a burrito place

-Bob Evans sausage

The Diet Coke Button is gone

Speaking of Coke You know how you are shipping tons of Coke to a friend's house and you have hidden in Bananas and it accidentally gets shipped to a grocery store?

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Playing the lottery does not increase your chances to win.

A house for 350 million dollars.

Winning the lottery will not increase the happiness in your life.

WABC radio during the 1970s offered $25,000 if they caught you wearing one of their WABC buttons.

Always use someone else's money to buy big things.

Bit coin Yeah, no, not yeat thank you: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/15/uk-man-makes-last-ditch-effort-to-recover-lost-bitcoin-hard-drive.html

Today is hot buttered rum day. Celebrate it by buttering some rum!

Happy Birthday Betty White.  Yes, you can stay up past your bedtime if you would like,

Siegfried Fischbacher past away of Siegfried & Roy

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crocodiles-looked-exactly-same-200-150300927.html

Found an old camera that has a maximum SD size limit of 2 GB.

Why are we the fattest nation in the world?

-Kellogg's

-Jack's links beef jerky

-Mountain Dew

Eating beets

Alexa

Colloquialisms

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What a greedy Little Country we live in.

Woman sues Walmart for riding a tricycle

Fellow steals stuff from Buckingham Palace

World's most expensive ring weighs 6 oz

Girlfriend of bomber from Nashville wants $300,000 reward for turning in her boyfriend.

New Samsung television set only $156,000! pick up three! comes with a solar powered remote.

120” projector with screen for under $100

Tommy Lasorda past away this week.

Elon Musk is the richest man in the world 185 billion

McDonald's is offering three chicken sandwiches starting February 24th, crispy, spicy, deluxe.

Why are we the fattest nation in the world?

-Dunkin Donuts

-McDonald's

-Mountain Dew

-Pepperidge Farm

-Oreo

-Kellogg's

-Gatorade latte

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury walk into a bar

Dubbed a “planetary trio” or a “triple conjunction,” the three planets will appear close together just after sunset from between Jan. 8 and Jan. 11. On Friday, Mercury started to move closer to Saturn, which will appear below Jupiter. The tightest grouping of these planets will occur on Sunday, Jan. 10.

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Pat Paterson

Brodie Lee

Dawn Wells

Fantasy Island

JD Slade 65

Cataracts

Burger King Dollar meals

Pot Makes me stable

$600 SPENT!

Charley Pride

When did we start the Slade Mayson show, 2013

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Paul Harvey

Old man voice

Keeping your head around after you die

Larry King

Ed Asner

Disgusting foods that explain why we are the fattest nation in the world

-Oyster casserole

-Creamed pearled onions

-Cranberry sauce from a can

-Fresh cranberry relish

-Salad for Thanksgiving?

-Creamed cauliflower pretending to be potato

-Green bean casserole

-Mincemeat pie

-Jell-O salad

-Tomato aspic

Love Vita herring in a jar!

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Will NOT see you all next Sunday at 10 a.m.  See you the Following Weekend.

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Porch Pirate.

Bagel is nothing more than 7 slices of bread wrapped up into a doughnut shaped food source.

Wisc is going to eat a raw onion and rye ground beef sandwich on Christmas Eve.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/raw-meat-sandwich-tradition-called-potentially-deadly-experts-health-officials-bad-idea-201327778.html

https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-throws-away-his-best-porno-mags.html

Why we are the Fattest Nation in the world

Pence has named what we will call the SPACE FORCE peeps.  Guardians...like as in the movie.

Star Wars Holiday special

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Larry King and divorce

Quitting smoking

Smoking marijuana

Coffee stains and problems drinking coffee

Brexit

Toilet paper shortage

Facebook rant

Charley Pride just passed away from covid 19

San Francisco bans smoking inside apartments; pot smoking OK

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/crime/amp/Zodiac-340-cypher-cracked-by-code-expert-51-years-15794943.php

Islands the Solomon islands are going to boycott Facebook

French school is asking parents to stop throwing their children over the fence when they are late.

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/11/18/french-school-asks-parents-not-to-throw-children-over-fence/#:~:text=A%20SCHOOL%20in%20Avignon%2C%20France,are%20late%20in%20the%20morning.

Texas Rep. Rep Bavin is introducing a bill that requires that all who vote are alive, and not dead.  If you are dead, you are not allowed to vote.

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Where is all this money coming from?

#BlackFriday

#StimulusPackage

Why are people buying 8K TV’s if 5K is barely out?

Selling PlayStation 5 on ebay as PNG image only.

#GrandTheftAuto

Man's Wife Makes Him Sell His PlayStation 5 After Realizing It Wasn't an Air Purifier

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mans-wife-makes-him-sell-024353167.html

New Can’s

Roof repair gutters

X-mas

Today is National Pawn Shop day

Why are we the fattest nation?

#Oreos

#SesameStreetCereal

#Pepsi

#Ben&Jerry’s

#Dunkin

#Starbucks

Disney's mandalorian. Fellow wearing a pair of jeans and t-shirt off to the side. Helicopter in the background.  Rush to production!

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We are too much.  We have too much food.

Xmas trees are almost gone

Xmas shopping

Encyclopedia

Carmine's Christmas album

Fattest nation in the world:

-Applebee's is celebrating the holidays with reindeer punch. The $5 drink contains Smirnoff vodka cranberry juice sweet and sour cherry.

-Cinnamon Toast Crunch churro cereal and hit store shelves at Walmart.

-Duncan is going to sell their iced coffee and bottle the Girl Scout inspired flavors

-Elf on the Shelf cereal is hit store shelves the cereal has vanilla candy cane cookies and marshmallow

-On sale now at walmart half pound Reese's Peanut Butter

-Seattle and Straw ice cream is selling several Thanksgiving inspired flavors including salted caramel Thanksgiving turkey ice cream is infused with Crispy turkey skin brittle, sweet potato casserole ice cream is infused with brown sugar cinnamon whipped Maple fluff pecans and sweet potatoes, roasted Peach and Sage cornbread stuffing ice cream.

-7 year old London boy is selling a new stuffing flavored ketchup on Amazon “birdies stuffing ketchup” infused with onion sage parsley and breadcrumb it costs $4 a bottle of ketchup is available for a limited time.

-Walmart says that they're selling 25 Patti LaBelle sweet potato pies a minute prior to Thanksgiving.

More feed eating

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JD's rant is why I hate Thanksgiving

Diet plans arriving right after Thanksgiving

Push for gym memberships right after Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day Parade

WPIX Channel 11 New York City

Black Friday

Cabbage Patch dolls

Princess Diary Number 2

The hassle of being a Karen or a Kyle

Canned foods

Canned sandwiches

Canned brown bread

Canned chicken in a can

Pollution

National cranberry sauce day

Why we the fattest nation in the world?

-Pepsi apple pie soda

-Jimmy Dean chocolate sausage

-Fruit Loop candy canes

-Gluten free Oreo cookies regular and double stuff

-Baskin-Robbin offerings

-Waffle House beer that tastes like bacon

-Starbucks

Made a reduced fat, zero sugar chocolate cake.

Sorbitol

Hidden laxative properties

Reverse aging

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/scientists-reverse-human-aging-process-in-breakthrough-study/

women look interesting after they take their makeup off

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Rain:  Leak in ceiling Basement flooding

Liquor shortage

Corona Beer shortage

Dan Mayson Award:

14 children number all boys 15 is on the way ...a girl

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/08/us/family-with-14-sons-welcomes-daughter-trnd/index.html

Thanksgiving: Plans Baked all day

Christmas is coming

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cheating-boyfriend-foiled-reflection-selfie-160646360.html

Mrs. JD

National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day

Investing in cars is not a way to make money.

$20 in today’s money

Millionaire

Will money make you happy?

Living on a cruise ship

Keeping stuff and toss the rest

Fattest nation: 

- Starbucks

- International Delight

- Tesla Tequila

- McDonalds

- Red Lobster

- Burger King

Blueberry Muffins

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