I recount my time in Ethiopia and my love for their coffee. The coffee region I cannot think of is Sidamo. All the happy notes get played early in this episode, however.

I quickly fall into a rant about a terrible school production of Seussical the Musical. I should learn to be more mature about these things, but this is what I do in lieu of therapy.

Also, rat updates.

I explain my fascination with honey and revisit my fish/rat saga before recounting my appearance at Scarface's birthday party. Then I get into the inevitable rise of augmented reality and Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter, which veers off into a very weird, very Slade-like tangent.

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Hello from my Midnight Spaceship!

I begin this episode by revisiting a conversation in a coffee shop. Well, an overheard one that I entered only at the very end. Also, I struggle with the inevitable death of a pet fish and how to properly handle it. Death and I are frequent acquaintances these last few years, but she and I rarely talk about my role in the process. Now I have to come to terms with how to handle my fish situation.

And of course, there's a rat. There's always a rat. How do you handle killing things, or do you?

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It's week two on tour in Canada, or the day after to be exact. I come in from the airport, turn on the camera, and burn through a list of people I have lost my tolerance for. I also offer up my suggestion for how to say no. Plus a guy on his speakerphone who may or may not own the Westminster Dog Show. Either way, he's an asshole.

And finally, an outtake from a show in Ottawa where the crowd started out a little tight. Turns out they were just French.

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I enjoy conversations with my friends about the maddening nature of making a living as an artist. Jeff Canada is a Texas country artists that I've known since we were both in our early years. In this episode we talk about a lot of the obvious pitfalls of working the road, but we also discuss letting go of our vices, staying true to your voice, and how much difference your work ethic makes.

And it doesn't hurt that Jeff is a big, loud personality. It makes for a very fun interview, and one I think you'll glean something from.

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I am on tour in Ontario, Canada through most of October. Autumns here are as beautiful to me as the cherry blossom season in Japan, and I've taken every available opportunity to wander through the changing trees.

Some tips for visiting Toronto, as well as some of my previous favorite Canada memories, as I meander through my favorite differences between our two neighborly countries.

Also, I finally get a joke about spiders in to my show. If you recall back in Episode 15, I pondered the likelihood of us eating any spiders in our sleep at all, despite the popular urban myth. The stage version is at the end of this episode; the original can be found around 9:26 into Episode #15.

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I get super into the weeds on how I write comedy, plus I discuss high school art class and how I'd raise kids if I had them.

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What begins as a simple glimpse at all the things happening in the world turns into a full-blown side adventure through how I really feel about things like a trillion dollars. Also, we have to stop blaming the rich folks. We did this to us, nobody else. Come laugh about it with me.

I grew up in Beaumont, Texas. I always refer to it as a small town, but the truth is, it isn't. It is a lot of other things, however, and I try to be as truthful as I can. There is love in every terrible thing I say about you, Beaumont. It also prompts a nostalgic look back at my favorite concert I've ever been to. Spoilers: it's Prince.

I break down the Horses of the Apocalypse one by one, and explain how they met their dooms at the hand of America. Also, I'm not quite sure that I know who all the horses are so I toss in an extra one.