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Tromondae refused to fall for it so we don't get to hear his 2-minute comedy bit. Apparently he is not susceptible to the Jedi-mind trick. The Beaveman does his brief bit and the Ronz rambles on like some senile weirdo. Then they talk about the show Pose on Netflix and, as usual, the Ronz didn't watch the show. They have fun making fun of him and the Beaveman tries to find out how well Tromondae and Swan know him by guessing which character he finds attractive. Let's face it, the squad is a collection of idiots. Thanks for joining us.

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This week the Beaveman demonstrates the Jedi mind trick on the Ronz. They talk about the Beaveman's weekly observations from donuts to trash bags. Does anyone else get annoyed by underwear? Let's see if you can relate.

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Beaveman goes off. Comedy is about entertaining and self-expression. The views you hold now or what you consider funny today, may change in as little as a day. It is about personal growth. It is also about tolerance. In this podcast the Beaveman expresses himself and relates that he believes growth is important but that comedians do not have to dictate what other comedians do. He also complains about how everyone seems to kiss the butt of Jerry Seinfeld and seem to be forced to change their opinions if they differ from his. Enjoy the podcast, and express yourself. Comedy is not a weapon. It is for enjoyment. Thanks for listening Jerry.

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You may have heard the scary stories last week and perhaps you were super confused by the Ronz' story. So were we. This week we asked him to send us a copy so we could read it and interpret it. It was not a story exactly, but we think it would be a decent movie promo. Now he just has to write to movie. The Ronz also babbles on about being a blackbelt, of course, and asks questions about how to discipline students. Join Beaveman and Swan as they delve into the creative mind of the Ronz.

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Here was the assignment, write or share a personal scary story. Did we expect them to be good? Of course not. If they were good, we wouldn't have anything to make fun of. So, mission accomplished. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone. Thank you for listening.

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The Beaveman and Swan are bad Catholics. They know it, you know it, but does it really matter? If it does not matter, then why do they get hung up on changes? Also, have you ever wondered if the choices you make will affect the ones you love if they ever decide to run for office? Should you change what you do or who you are?

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That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a laugh or a smile. You can catch the Beaveman on the new Wisdom App as well for brief conversations about podcasting. Thanks for listening.

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On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of course they also talk about completely arbitrary subjects like vampires and werewolves. Team Jacob! We dedicate this episode to the memory of an amazing friend and fellow Paratrooper Chris Simons. Old paratroopers never die, they just slip away. Airborne! I love you brother.

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Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not agree. It is going to get loud. Is Tromondae the voice of reason?

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The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing about American folklore and that she would be relieved if sex robots were real because she would make sure that Beaveman had two of them. Finally they allow Ronz to rant but quickly shoot him down and tell him that his personal opinion is stupid and wrong. Hey Siri! Did Noah...

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