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Oh you heard us right. It is no secret that the Beaveman loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories. It should also be no secret that as much as he loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories, he despises unsolved mysteries. So he has decided that many unsolved mysteries can be solved if you consider this: the aliens did it, they slipped through a portal to another dimension, bigfoot took them, or similar. But why are disappearances at National Parks so intriguing? One reason, because the government allows it to happen in exchange for alien tech. We acknowledge that it happens everywhere, but for this episode we are mostly just talking about National Parks. This would have been a lot more fun if the Ronz would have been more engaged, but as per norm now, he insists he is tired. Perhaps the Slaptail Nation can reach out to him and encourage him to get some sleep so he will say more than five words. Thank you for joining us. Our primary source for this episode is the highly entertaining documentary Missing 411 by Producer and Director Benjamin Paulides and Director Michael DeGrazier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEA9-mEOZtA

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In celebration of our 100th podcast the squad assembled for their first livestream. This is our podcast from this fun event. We want to thank our listeners who have been with us from the beginning and the listeners who have joined us along the way. On this episode the Ronz demonstrates his inability to be prepared, the squad does not back down and lets him have it. We get to hear some of the Ronz's famous impressions, and the Beaveman gives us his three minutes of comedy as well as a few of his Ronz bits. Tromondae introduces his first character, and the squad is left wanting more. The Swan provides her snarky supporting role per norm and we get to hear, for the first time, from our listeners through their chats on the livestream. We look forward to bringing you more podcasts and possibly livestreams in the future. This podcast episode and stream was sponsored by: Skylar Beavers & Midwest Media and Skylarcreates. https://www.skylarbeavers.com/ www.Patreon.com/skylarcreates

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Are you good enough, smart enough, do people like you? Of course you are! Of course they do! We like you and that is all that matters. Well, aside from you liking yourself. This isn't one of those self-help podcasts. We just fully believe that the Ronz should treat himself and realize he deserves the best. We are guessing that you do also. Clearly you understand quality, that is why you listen to the Slaptail Squad. You have to break that cycle of disparity. Let no one dictate your worth. Be the ball (Caddyshack reference)!

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What more do we need to say? Each week we hope to be the podcast friends that you want to visit with. We enjoy the time we get to spend together with each other and our audience of friends. What would it be like if a week went by and you didn't hear Beaveman yelling at Ronz? Could you go another week without hearing the Swan repeat herself a dozen times? Maybe you really love Tromondae and you just can't wait to hear from him (you won't this week, sorry). I personally love doing it and listening to it after it is posted just as much as I love listening to my favorite podcasts The Last Podcast on the Left, and Morbid. Join us every week. We will be here even if we have one listener, because guess what, we are here for our friends.

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That title is kind of long but hey, we like to make it interesting. On this episode the Beaveman provides brief descriptions of short stories from his childhood that described situations in dystopian societies. The squad discusses direct correlations between these stories and popular adaptations such as movies like The Hunger Games and The Purge. The Ronz talks about the very common and dangerous tradition of ,"infanticide," while the rest of the squad contemplates if the Ronz knows what a tradition is. The Beaveman gets philosophical for a moment and asks the squad if they see any similarities in these works of fiction compared to the current health disparities in the world and the global communities' response to those in need. Questions, questions. We hope we make you laugh. Honestly, it isn't a totally serious episode. Thank you for joining us in the new year!

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No really, that is what the episode is about. This is no deep, philosophical analogy that the Beaveman came up with to describe some sort of existential crisis in his life. The man literally feels like he has too many coffee cups and he does not know what to do about it. It is a real developed nation problem. You may think this is a discussion that is easy to wrap up in about 3 minutes, you would be dead wrong. The squad talks about it for about an hour. What about you? Do you have an abundance of coffee cups? I bet you do. Happy Holidays to the Slaptail Nation! You know we love all 3 of you.

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He has waited decades to lubricate his lips with something other than a human, biological fluid. The wait is over. The Beaveman sent Ronz a holiday assortment of lip lubricating substances of different brands and flavors. But which one will he choose? Will it be a life-changing experience. Will he feel as though he has wasted decades of his life, wandering the planet with dry, cracked lips? So many choices: milk chocolate, vanilla bean, graham cracker, traditional, etc. You get the idea. Join Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae on this grand adventure with the Ronz and his virgin lips. That is what we are all about people. Changing lives. Thanks for listening. Happy Holidays!

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This is an episode we recorded back in September of this year but I failed to post. It is a fun conversation between Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae whom I like to call Sexual Chocolate. It is a typical conversation. We talk about wet dreams, pooping disasters, why you shouldn't eat your toothpaste, and of course a Q&A with Tromondae regarding LGBTQ terminology. It is just what you have come to expect from us. Complete idiocy. Consider it our gift to you. An extra episode just for fun. I mean, it is Christmas time. Enjoy!

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