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This is a completely ridiculous, scenario based question. What if God chose you to be the next prophet, savior, what have you? What would you need to make believers out of the rest of the world? How can you save the universe and defeat the forces of evil that are waging war on the forces of good? Would you need some sick powers? Maybe the ability to never have to poop again? You can see where our mind goes. Join us for a mildly amusing conversation among the squad members. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/share https://swissnavy.com/

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The Squad professes their love for true crime. They are not alone. Humans seem to be fascinated with true crime. The question is, why? How about our obsession with love stories, either real or actualized in entertainment? Maybe you enjoy a good bromance, like the Beaveman. Join the squad for a typical goofy conversation. Hopefully you can hear the swan, who for some reason decided it was acceptable to have her microphone off for 20 minutes of the podcast. Thanks for listening! https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/

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The Swan is back from a grueling outdoor adventure. She left a confirmed athlete, and returned a survivalist. She is basically a delta force-green beret-ranger-SEAL-force recon-combat controller. She allows the other squad members an opportunity to benefit from her new, extensive knowledge by imparting wisdom. Remember how we always say you won't learn anything by listening to this podcast? That hasn't changed, but maybe we will make you smile or laugh. Happy Pride month everyone! Please support our show by supporting our friends by checking out the links below. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/ https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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Why do you want to pretend to be something you are not? What do you have to gain? Maybe you are not a poser, maybe you don't think you are exaggerating. What happens when someone calls you on it? What then? Do you continue the lie? Join us for the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Don't worry, we get side-tracked and talk about other things as well. Like health disparity, mental health, and Pride month. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/

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What if podcasters could no longer speak their minds? What if a regulatory board made it costly to podcast? Would your favorite podcasters still podcast? Free speech comes under fire. We live in confusing times. Podcasting isn't just done by Americans. It is a world wide gift (mostly). We welcome our fellow podcast host JD from , "The Monster's Lair," podcast on this episode. We fall down the rabbit hole and talk about free speech, DNA testing, UFOs and UAPs, wire taps, conspiracies, the importance of personal lubricant and why the Beaveman does not make a good psychiatric provider. Please listen, share, and review our podcast. Please check out our guest's podcast, "The Monster's Lair." You can find information in the show notes. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/ https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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Everyday we come so close to becoming a horrifying statistic. We could get injured, become sick, or worse, we could die. You could get hit in the head with a marshmallow, or have a tragic accident with a thong. But you can't live in fear. In fact, you should just live your life to the fullest. You want to wear a white thong? Do it! You want to cut a tree with a chainsaw above your head? Well, maybe don't do that. You want to jump off the top of a fence, go for it. We got you. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/

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Can you talk to your family about anything? What if your mom is a hoarder? Will she engage in a conversation about the obvious problem with having a toilet on her front lawn? Is it appropriate to talk about the emergency, adult circumcision your grandfather had to tolerate when you are having a family dinner? When have you shared too much? These are just some of the scenarios the squad discusses on this episode. We hope it makes you laugh. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/

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It's doomsday prediction time again. You may remember previously that the Beaveman predicted the end of times as a result of a super-bug, and then, the pandemic happened. This time he gives us an update on his most recent doomsday prediction. Can you guess what it is from the title? As always, we are just trying to have some fun. You are never going to learn anything of value from this podcast, except maybe how to have a bit more fun in life. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/ https://www.cowspiracy.com/

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Are you happy with your genitals? You really should be. Men, what can you do about it? Nothing, aside from tattooing, piercing, and some other modifications that seem frightening. Be happy with it, let it be your friend. Don't shame it. Also, if you have trouble down below, don't aggravate the situation. Dang, wait until stuff cools down! Put some ice on it, see a doctor, lift with your legs, turn your head and cough, you get the idea. We are just having fun. Thanks so much for joining in on the idiocy and not taking life too seriously. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/

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It is episode 112 as a squad and boy, this one was a bit of a struggle at first. First of all, we are podcasters. So for us to livestream...it is like watching a raccoon wash cotton candy. You just shake your head and laugh at how ridiculously inept we are. Once we got it all figured out we had a fun conversation about sex, comedy, Beaveman stories, a fun give away, and of course the bread and butter of the podcast, words that come out of the Ronz's mouth. We are so thankful for the folks that joined us. We promise that next time we will have it down. We are also thankful for our show sponsor and for the boy for their support. Please check out our show links to support them. This is a long podcast. We hope you stick it out for the whole thing and that you enjoy it. Let's get slappin! https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://www.findnicknames.com/lgbtqia-nicknames/

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