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The Beaveman and Swan are bad Catholics. They know it, you know it, but does it really matter? If it does not matter, then why do they get hung up on changes? Also, have you ever wondered if the choices you make will affect the ones you love if they ever decide to run for office? Should you change what you do or who you are?

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That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a laugh or a smile. You can catch the Beaveman on the new Wisdom App as well for brief conversations about podcasting. Thanks for listening.

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On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of course they also talk about completely arbitrary subjects like vampires and werewolves. Team Jacob! We dedicate this episode to the memory of an amazing friend and fellow Paratrooper Chris Simons. Old paratroopers never die, they just slip away. Airborne! I love you brother.

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Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not agree. It is going to get loud. Is Tromondae the voice of reason?

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The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing about American folklore and that she would be relieved if sex robots were real because she would make sure that Beaveman had two of them. Finally they allow Ronz to rant but quickly shoot him down and tell him that his personal opinion is stupid and wrong. Hey Siri! Did Noah...

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On this episode the idiots discuss the use of Ivermectin and bust on people that do not believe in science. Seriously people, if the Beaveman tells you kitty litter in your pee-hole will prevent COVID 19, would you do that? Then why are you trying to harm yourself by ingesting bs? They also ponder the question of whether or not you should powder your package. Finally the Beaveman opens himself up to a ridiculous challenge. Seriously though, we hope Joe Rogan is really just a persona and is not ingesting substances unnecessarily. We want folks to be safe and make it through this. Enjoy!

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Do you have a dollar? If so you can get your prostate exam in aisle 3. The Beaveman thinks it is funny that retail locations are interested in providing healthcare but the squad thinks it is a great idea. First the Beaveman is self-deprecating and to make himself feel better he busts on Ronz. Maybe he can get plastic surgery at a retail store. They are just having fun. Why? Because they are idiots.

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The Ronz attempted the 7-minute mile. Was he successful? Guess you just have to listen to find out. We chat about Pokemon briefly and the new obsession Ronz and Swan have with Pokemon go. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support.

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The Ronz and the Beaveman are sleep deprived. It seems like a competition for Ronz. He wants to prove he sleeps less. Who has the shorter temper? Who can be the bigger dick? Guess you have to listen to find out.

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On this episode, after a brief chit-chat about the Beaveman's new hobby of cutting with the medieval sword, the squad questions Ronz about training for his 7-minute mile. Truly the Ronz is a highly confident individual because he believes that his job will get him in good enough shape to run the mile. Who thinks he can do it? Apparently just the Ronz. We can't wait to see. You will know by episode 77. Thank you all fo listening and being members of the great Slaptail nation!

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