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Don't miss this episode. It tells how Epstein was able to run his sex trafficking business like it was a McDonalds. Hear about the women who were pimp Ghislaine Maxwell's lieutenants.

Want to know more about the Jeffrey Epstein news?

Journalists Lisa & Jen update you on news about Ghislaine Maxwell, aka the Epstein pimp, meeting up in June with Prince Andrew at Buckingham Palace. What were they doing?

Plus we expose some news about Prince Andrew's ex-Koo Stark. She's one impressive lady who knows how to kick butt.

Plus Andrew's great uncle Lord Mountbatten was not the sweet old man like in The Crown. (shudder) Why was he friends with the monstrous Jimmy Saville?

Then there's Andrew's cancelled birthday party.

Plus what was Epstein doing in the 1970s? We have part of the picture but this rabbit hole just keeps getting weirder but we are determined.Epstein's Island, was he murdered or did Epstein kill himself.

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Is modern life making you rage-clean the kitchen? What's on your list today? This is the podcast for you.

In this episode, we're mad, bad and dangerous to know, well not really, we are just two cranky ladies.

We answer your questions about Aldi Rules, offer to help with rental dilemmas and attack Qantas for its plan to make customers dance the Macarena, do squats and drink minimal alcohol on flights. Plus we talk social warfare amongst school parents.

Give us a listen & we will air your grievances.

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A sample of our new podcast, Epstein News - The Prince & the Pervert. Journalists Lisa & Jen break this nightmare down. So just search Epstein News: Prince and the Pervert on your podcast app for all the episodes.We are on Spotify, Itunes & Google Podcasts.

Prince Andrew won't shut up with his "innocence talkfest." That BBC interview was a car crash.

Plus ABC news won't talk about Epstein but we will. It is our human responsibility.

The UK Royal Family is going hard on protecting a child sex offender aka Prince Andrew. Then there's Matt Lauer with his explanation of his alleged sex crimes allegations and his supposed victimhood. Plus there's Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell & our own experiences with sexual harassment. We also offer to go get Ghislaine from Brazil.

(This episode is produced by Aussies, so we are being sarcastic and we use black humour, but we would never mock victims. But perps are fair game.)

Keep talking about Epstein!

NSFW. Language.

Need a problem solved? We have loads of solutions. Some are useful, others are craycray. Your choice.

Snark is in a tizz again. Hear how she solved the mystery of the doffdoff music partygoers.

Rella hates Apple stickers and rightfully so. What about kiwi fruit stickers? Snark has ideas. Plus who ate edible undies in history class?

The girls are overheating in the studio and Rella has hairy legs. Snark solves that one too...But there's nothing she can do about sub-par cocktails.

Jam packed with first world problems and

grievances.

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The Snarkarellas are still on their country retreat and someone has started moving, via a tractor, piles of manure! Who would have thought - cow poo on a farm? On the List!

Rella is upset that no one paid attention to her fire-building survival skills. On the List!

Snark puts herself on the list for pathetic Facebook live techniques. She says she hates birds (again) and is in a foul mood.

(Not safe for work. A few f-bombs.)

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Do you feel you're not being heard? Are your knickers in a knot? This is the podcast for you!

Why are the Snarkarellas not getting enough sleep? Why are families falling apart across Australia? What's wrong with their scrolling fingers?

What's on the list today? Jen tells how Snark and herself are obsessed by the unfolding Jeffrey Epstein case. They talk diets, manflu, not getting work done, erotic fireman videos, horses heads, anxiety & insomnia.

Thanks for filling in for Rella, Jen!

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Transcript:

First World Problems From The Snarkarella Bunker

his modern life making you rage Clean the kitchen . Asked the snack umbrellas for advice . There the Cinderellas of snark . Hello and welcome to snack gorillas . Do you feel like you're not being heard ? Do you feel something ? Is getting your knickers in a twist , or is someone really pissing you off ? Well , this is the podcast for you . High on snark . And today we have L . A friend of our podcast , Jin , who is replacing my co host while she does a few missions for us that they're in compliance world . Hello , Jen . Hello . How are you ? I'm good , Thanks . What's getting your goat ? Oh , everything . Everything at the moment , but abstain . Oh , kiss . We should be talking from a bunker . Were obsessed by Jeffrey . Abstain . Now , we're not gonna go into the details , but we're not getting a lot of sleep because we're at one in the morning . Refreshing Twitter . Oh , it's just being brilliant . I've had no sleep for days over this . You know , the family unit is falling apart . There's been a housework as I sit there in the dark . Refreshing on a lot . But we can't miss a thing . Can wait . Oh , no . What ? When We have to share everything immediately . Yet you do . What about a Facebook messenger group dedicated to the latest news and all the theories that are going around about Casey ? Don't know . Jeffrey Epstein was a high profile American figure world figure who waas up on six offenses against children charges , but he's either disappeared or is dead . He's not dead . He's in witness protection . The body they brought out of that job was not him . No , definitely not . He is alive and they're gonna take down some big names . Yes . So that's why we may be a little bit short tempered today . Lack of sleep . It means we react a bit more to general people , provoking us . Oh , I'm just pissed off everywhere because of lack of sleep . Well , I was up at 1:35 a.m. Because I'm a bit eight ships I've got so much on at the moment . And when I'm anxious , I get itchy . Have you ever had that ? No , it's terrible . So I keep scratching my head in the middle of the night , so I think all right , Well , I'll just get on Twitter . Save something's happened , but it's always a dick dive you gotta compete . When you get on to Twitter , you just end up going through pages and links and then following another thread over there and , you know , three hours ago on past . Exactly . And then my daughter , we've had trouble motivating her because apparently she gets sick on Monday mornings . Jin , you're right . So this morning Caroline went off it seven , and it woke me up but didn't like her up . So I've been up 1 35 I am reading the latest on this breaking story . Now Jen and I are externals . We are obsessed by this abstain story , zipper . Where tracing the story , waiting for that day , Throat outsource our secret source to ring us back . And they're not bringing us . And the deadline is coming , and we're getting anxious . And it doesn't matter how much coffee we have . All booze . That phone's not ringing . And we...

What's on your list today? Tell us on the Snarkarellas' Facebook page. We are here for you & your problems, no matter how minor.

Petty is our speciality.

Sub-par cups of tea, cafe ripoffs, diets and children, we cover it all in this episode of Snarkarellas.

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