Do you feel you're not being heard? Are your knickers in a knot? This is the podcast for you!
Why are the Snarkarellas not getting enough sleep? Why are families falling apart across Australia? What's wrong with their scrolling fingers?
What's on the list today? Jen tells how Snark and herself are obsessed by the unfolding Jeffrey Epstein case. They talk diets, manflu, not getting work done, erotic fireman videos, horses heads, anxiety & insomnia.
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Transcript:
First World Problems From The Snarkarella Bunker
his modern life making you rage Clean the kitchen . Asked the snack umbrellas for advice . There the Cinderellas of snark . Hello and welcome to snack gorillas . Do you feel like you're not being heard ? Do you feel something ? Is getting your knickers in a twist , or is someone really pissing you off ? Well , this is the podcast for you . High on snark . And today we have L . A friend of our podcast , Jin , who is replacing my co host while she does a few missions for us that they're in compliance world . Hello , Jen . Hello . How are you ? I'm good , Thanks . What's getting your goat ? Oh , everything . Everything at the moment , but abstain . Oh , kiss . We should be talking from a bunker . Were obsessed by Jeffrey . Abstain . Now , we're not gonna go into the details , but we're not getting a lot of sleep because we're at one in the morning . Refreshing Twitter . Oh , it's just being brilliant . I've had no sleep for days over this . You know , the family unit is falling apart . There's been a housework as I sit there in the dark . Refreshing on a lot . But we can't miss a thing . Can wait . Oh , no . What ? When We have to share everything immediately . Yet you do . What about a Facebook messenger group dedicated to the latest news and all the theories that are going around about Casey ? Don't know . Jeffrey Epstein was a high profile American figure world figure who waas up on six offenses against children charges , but he's either disappeared or is dead . He's not dead . He's in witness protection . The body they brought out of that job was not him . No , definitely not . He is alive and they're gonna take down some big names . Yes . So that's why we may be a little bit short tempered today . Lack of sleep . It means we react a bit more to general people , provoking us . Oh , I'm just pissed off everywhere because of lack of sleep . Well , I was up at 1:35 a.m. Because I'm a bit eight ships I've got so much on at the moment . And when I'm anxious , I get itchy . Have you ever had that ? No , it's terrible . So I keep scratching my head in the middle of the night , so I think all right , Well , I'll just get on Twitter . Save something's happened , but it's always a dick dive you gotta compete . When you get on to Twitter , you just end up going through pages and links and then following another thread over there and , you know , three hours ago on past . Exactly . And then my daughter , we've had trouble motivating her because apparently she gets sick on Monday mornings . Jin , you're right . So this morning Caroline went off it seven , and it woke me up but didn't like her up . So I've been up 1 35 I am reading the latest on this breaking story . Now Jen and I are externals . We are obsessed by this abstain story , zipper . Where tracing the story , waiting for that day , Throat outsource our secret source to ring us back . And they're not bringing us . And the deadline is coming , and we're getting anxious . And it doesn't matter how much coffee we have . All booze . That phone's not ringing . And we...