The Snot Rocket Podcast

In this episode, we announce the winner of the Easy-E/Boston Goodrs contest! We pose the question of what’s worse, having two first names or two last names? Did Conner Mantz and Clayton Young fix the US Olympic trials? The USATF CEO, Max Siegel, is a douche. But a wealthy one! Andrew gives travel advice, gets sexed up about a mannequin, and runs out of Runner’s World articles. Tommy tells the worst Canadian joke ever, makes fun of Italy, and repeats something Andrew said because he clearly wasn’t listening.

This episode’s beer is Summer Ale from Sam Adams. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mivQjqWKZHUWeTLr6CFFl9UtGScVk5jpDcc4jUz_28k/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, Andrew and Tommy chat about the Boston Marathon and change what they think is the most controversial topic…more than once. There is still a contest going on, and you should give us ideas on how to do our job. Please. Andrew tells Tommy to take a break from being an asshole, provides the show with some really good beer, and is a little slow. Tommy insists on telling French jokes, makes up new words, and can’t help but talk about drugs. Tommy cannot separate his hate for Boston sports and the marathon! Ultimately the boys go off the rails and argue about the prestigiousness of Boston. It’s a long one…that’s what she said. 

This episode’s beer is “Superb” from Alewerks Brewing Company from Williamsburg, VA. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VunxY39KQz4pQ-1ZffTm-zaX_bfy4QX1Y58d4AaDKfw/edit?usp=sharing

The boys are on a tear of putting out episodes weekly, it won’t last, just calm the hell down. The kids start to get into the Boston Marathon by talking about the trio of Rosie Ruiz, Superman, and Hank. They also reveal they are not billionaires and slam DJs. Andrew tries to kill the lead singer of Iron Maiden, introduces Tommy to Diplo, and presents Goldfish with a gift. Tommy talks way too much about his dad, makes a joke that Andrew doesn’t get it, and accuses Bill Rogers of being burnt.

This episode’s beer is the fraudulent Southern Tier Brewing @stbcbeer variety pack.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T6V5cfkbiokj694oqBhiVMRl-FMiK0A76IkzeZ6I_KA/edit?usp=sharing

The clowns who run this have a contest! We want to hear your best show ideas that we should cover. On the line are some Boston-style Goodr sunglasses provided to us by Easy-E. We love her! Tommy can’t help but to talk about Japanese porn, comes up with a terrible idea about safe sex, and hasn’t learned to play nice on social media. Andrew talks about a topless man, gets freaky about Paris, and drops his headphones. 

This episode’s beer is “Notch 9” from @smartmouth provided by John!

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1paqAh6iGzMMVxuWdj6X8Mv8sjj6xmYvJdVTnU6fXeXE/edit?usp=sharing

“Live” recording from the VIP tent at the Shamrock Marathon. The audio is shit, so don’t complain. The boys blast a dad training his 6th-grade daughter for Boston. Tommy offers beer to a toddler in a stroller, and then they recap their pacing duties.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Snotties are gifted a bonus episode … that’s just as long as a regular episode. Tommy thinks everyone from Pennsylvania is Amish, reveals he’s a damn 8K cheater, and gets pissed about Strava. The boys come up with a beer mile relay in Walmart! We are gods. Maybe. But no. Andrew balls up on an 11-year-old and brings up Saquon Barkley. 

This episode's beer is "Hoplandia" from @newrealmbrewing.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oGtY0tCQKXPh4PfUWLNtjqDH7o78zeesMx91r0DxztE/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, Andrew runs a marathon. The boys plan on getting trashed at Shamrock. “Drew” joins the show. Tommy incorrectly tries to correct Andrew. Tommy advocates violence during running, critiques the form of a robot, and says, “fuck Iowa!” Andrew tried to prove Tommy wrong and calls him a cocksucker. 

This episode’s beer is “IPA” from @ardentcraftales

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18HZ2qvdJWmMSSfi5ZjfWzhufdOXDkjtFZHI0B_ZBWyc/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, your somewhat favorite duo talks a bunch of bullshit and pineapples. Andrew sets up an interview with Mo Katir about his recent ban due to missed tests. Tommy’s music selection gets him fired up and can’t read. The SRP offers the sage advice of not fucking more than one person at a time, and running is stupid. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yk6_GuXYrt0sCjHC1igXwtsDCdiFAmn0fJMHvhwDU6M/edit?usp=sharing

The boys get into a plethora of topics. It’s like they just made shit up. Andrew makes a plea for age-graded hurdles and absolutely fucks up the Tokyo Olympic medals - but we deleted that shit. Tommy doesn’t wear his glasses and shows he’s completely insensitive … multiple times. Plus they dissect the US Olympic trials.

This episode’s beer is “Drip” from @smartmouthbeer

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PTZV0tugkLFyITnGw_7bYtpUxBLdT0leUYTs5jJuT1Y/edit?usp=sharing

 In this episode, the boys meander in the housekeeping. Tommy critiques Andrew’s marathon training. Does the Boston Jacket have an expiration date? Who knew? Andrew reads a story about a cheating school administrator and has stage five turtle head before his 20 miler. Tommy tries to lift the veil of mystery behind hashing. 

This episode’s beer is “King of Clouds” from @threenotchd

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bwF4YHg1O51OuFhrrY9PA8APoEYFhWRNx5icXdNJ8_M/edit?usp=sharing