It’s the Inaugural Snotty Awards! The boys record live from Murphy’s Irish Pub in Virginia Beach, so enjoy the sound of the nightlife. Tommy brings up fast old people who are on drugs, calls out Mark, and lays off Greta. Andrew covers a fast-running marathon momma who treats her uterus like a clown car, makes fun of Tommy’s car, and gets hiccups. The show gets a surprise visit from French Olympic marathoner Mehdi Frere, suspended for a whereabouts violation. Maybe there’s a Willie Nelson sighting. Finally, Goldfish and Drew present the Snotty Awards for the first year.

This episode’s beer is “Assateague Island IPA” from Cape Charles Brewing Co. Courtesy of Murphys Irish Pub

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K0TGh24iPPBbnV43xy7LS-rw4CeTHdlg8jqFu0qqA94/edit?usp=sharing

The US trials happened and we have to talk about it. Ugh. Andrew fucked up royally and lost the original recording, not that anyone would notice, and corrects Tommy because he’s wrong. Tommy does two jokes Andrew misses, loses his mind over transgender athletes because he’s a crusty old white guy, and tries to rap … unfortunately.

This episode’s beer is “Cheat Day IPA" from Solace Brewing Co.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZSGpvJK4ooYjFDQw6jfii138K3IVwQsCwwVgsSFWfks/edit?usp=sharing

Teaser post-write-up: In this episode, the trio, minus one, presents the last of a five-part series on deplorable runners. Tommy calls Greta Thunburg the C word, rails against the Boston Marathon logo … shocker, and goes off on an environmental rant. Andrew goes to the store and gets beer, calls Tommy a … well, just listen…, and says, “Fuck the metric system”.

This episode’s beer is “Kung Fu Kittens” hazy IPA from @precariousbeer. It is provided to us by everyone’s favorite unknown host, Andrew.

 Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uptjr_Av5cbn9QQnWdVF_EQ7NU32g9irdJ-Xd4DHNWM/edit?usp=sharing

In honor of Father’s Day, the Snot Rocket Podcast presents the worst human on the show ever—another sprinter. Andrew talks a lot about wieners, admits to driving through Ohio, and gets propositioned by Mormons. Tommy can’t pronounce names from Kenya, begs people not to be assholes, and volunteers his time for science.

This episode’s beer is “Hazy Tides” from @reaverbeach. It is provided to us by You Suck Rob.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MC3hDbJZ0ukV0lTVTkx4mdDgTO4larmI25BwhLwU0W8/edit?usp=sharing

Believe it or not, the boys go on for an hour about a sissy sprinter, they talk way too much about how important an inch is, and for some reason give collegiate advice. Tommy calls Cole Hocker a pussy, tells bad religious jokes, and talks about a white woman. Andrew has two fillings replaced, feels personally attacked, and writes a backward m.

This episode’s beer is Skyline Falls, The Brothers Craft hazy IPA provided to us by 14:52.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18-wJ4AIj7zpSQWwwVzutlnoStBDy92YsI56ZZ3MG8ek/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, the boys talk about one of the most unknown historical high school boys milers of all time. Andrew doesn’t beat dogs, just his wife, rails against 50-year-olds having kids, and says there is a pot for every lid. Um, what? Tommy calls Alan Webb a piano-teethed mother fucker, doesn’t know what a silent movie is, and says USC girls are all sluts.

This episode’s beer is brought to you by Easy-E who strikes again, hooking us up with Mason Ale Work @masonaleworks “Even an Immortal”

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1raXp4TxGv7hL9kHQi3TfOtUR-Ps81HqMHJt5qaQrM9s/edit?usp=sharing

Johnny delivers again! The boys unleash the first of a series dedicated to “This Fucking Guy.” Tommy gives a brief summary on how to count cards in blackjack, speaks way too much about religion, plus thinks he knows about homeschooling. Andrew goes to bible summer camp, takes the “to death do us part” too seriously, and says, “Fuck them kids.”

This episode’s beer is brought to you by Johnny who hooks us up with Focal Banger by Alchemist Brewery. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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In this episode, the boys talk about Jelly Roll’s 5k. A Canadian sprinter actually taunts other racers and DQs! What’s the world coming to? Tommy disrespects France AND Greece. The US is only sending two men marathoners to the Olympics. Boston continues to be a snob trot! There is zero chance the Snot Rocket lads are toning down the debauchery.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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We admit in this episode we are going to steal ideas you send in and maybe give you credit, and dispel the theory that we gained independence because of taxes. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he gets all uppity about wine and doesn’t know about vegetables. Tommy makes fun of the Irish, tells Paula Radcliffe to eat a dick, and has a problem with a grown man saying “tummy.”

This episode's beer is "Kickflipper" from New Realm.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t7b6RiCn6O8AttGddZ69xF6MrudlXzOo-AEAePsg0LE/edit?usp=sharing