The boys get together with their ole pal Mike Stahr to give Snotties a little history lesson on the mile. Mike tries to ruin the show with an Animal House quote, guesses race times, and then accurately calls Andrew and Tommy assholes. Tommy jokes about Andrew’s mom’s baby weight, disparages Italians, and argues with Mike. Andrew mispronounces “El Guerrouj,” tries to keep the show on the rails, and attempts a Jamaican accent. 

Tommy’s beer is a variety pack from Stone Brewing and Andrew is drinking an Old Bust Head “Vixen Irish Style Red Ale.” Mike is drinking “Marlot.”

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Another episode with Tommy in New York. He’s back now, so hide your wives and hide your children. Goldfish’s brother makes an appearance. Goldfish promptly tells him to, “Fuck off!” The boys double down on the asshole and rip into running influencer Matt Choi, and celebrate his DQ from the NYC Marathon. Tommy wants to fight Matt Choi in Chicago, describes his genitalia, and still cherishes his anal virginity. Andrew can’t read the Reddit thread without busting up, ploys Snotties to read the show notes, and calls Abbot “money-hungry cunts.”

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dj5NHKgR2ialV6Ujy36HL9JpDN_-A4DPUR8xtDvkuzc/edit?usp=sharing

The boys cold open … again … because they think it’s funny. And it’s their podcast. The boys talk a bunch of nonsense and possibly admit they are misogynistic … but certainly assholes. Andrew tries to get romantic, gets upset about being friendly, and talks German pizza. Tommy wants to do gymnastics for condoms, talks nicely about a Snotty who can kick his ass, and gives martial advice

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fDzG0Au_rdkJEB1mwTM5r2TmxWN8__cURR50EGajZYI/edit?usp=sharing

Johnny Walker’s White comes through again with another stellar donation to the Snot Rocket Podcast. It’s a mixed 6-pack of Scofflaw by Basement Brewing and Automatic IPA by Creature Comforts Brewing Co.

Live from New York it’s Goldfish! The boys record a bonus episode as Tommy is in New York City. No beer! This episode sucks. Not really. Tommy gives his first-hand review of the vibe from NYC, takes in all the second-hand pot smoke, and gets berated by New Yorkers for running with a stroller. Andrew gets way too in-depth with shoes…again, recaps the marathon highlights, and claims to be Dutch. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

In this episode, the boys develop a master plan. A master plan that enlists the help of Snotties! Andrew can’t see with his new glasses, gives Goldfish props for playing the role of a dickhead, and overexplains triathlons. Tommy threatens to shit on Easy-E’s porch, brings the show down, and accuses more Kenyans of being on drugs. 

This episode’s beer is an in-house assignment, Goldfish coughed up Space Pegasus by Booneshine Brewing Co.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Melt2GRwRhV45pgE1dF2FvHQJZPmkx3VR91OeYWeiKQ/edit?usp=sharing

Yiannis Kourus is the topic of this episode. An incredible ultra marathoner who is an absolute lunatic. Tommy is afraid to say the name of his drug moment person, refuses to go over what the Spartathlon is, and does an interactive trivia question … poorly. Andrew finally stumbles over a name, but redeems himself, and doesn’t get Indian names in NY. Sorry about the Phillies. And. Fuck. The. Mets.

This episode’s beer is from “Don’t Listen Julie,” as her gift card got us "Rockers IPA" by Big Ugly Brewing.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nrgr7vsZ3avbfAOMW4cocBqeVcPDCHBpDVTZxvbFg7U/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, Andrew and Tommy try another cold open to the show, which means another iffy opening and talks about death. Andrew unveils music for Tommy’s drug moment, plays Kid Rock during the show, and gives an update on the Phillies game. Tommy wants to have political candidates play Woody Ball, almost fights someone while pacing, and kills Eliud Kipchoge.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14tdSjaaX5ZmlHuNBTGbSPHgsz5XnmfdzBruAlVSMhQI/edit?usp=sharing

This episode’s beer was donated by “Tiger Woods.” She tossed in our lap “Circle the Wagons” by Resurgence Brewing Co.

In this episode, the Snot Rocket Podcast gives you a history lesson on the marathon. The guys cold open the show, and we're not sure that went well. For good reason, the boys don’t trust fruit in their beer. Andrew brags about learning Italian 35 years ago, attempts to make the marathon special, and says women weren’t busy until the 1960’s. Shocker, Tommy can’t pronounce names during his drug minute, has issues with nurses, and fumbles his setup.

This episode’s beer was a donation by … Russ. He sent us a variety pack featuring Hollow Victory hazy triple IPA by Adroit Theory Brewing and another beer they couldn’t finish.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1klYqtrkkpC4gGLtTd35EGJUNXEHqu01vWgz2RRwybW4/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, we get to one of Andrew’s favorite things - a movie review. Immediately, Tommy brings up the beer situation, Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, and we hear from Preview Mike. Andrew loves and hates the movie, shares a story about otters brutalizing a runner, and explains midsole drop. Tommy bitches about women having special safety measures then blames it on the stout, once again struggles with people’s names, and yabbers on about cheater shoes.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rSL9x1qEq_cPVnS_YvsHrB4O1_Cc5fW-AIdqqqNVBuY/edit?usp=sharing

This episode’s beer was bequeathed to the Snot Rocket Podcast by Chesty Puller who threw at us a six-pack of Peanut Butter Chocolate Milk stout by Lost Coast Brewery.

Mike reveals he’s a Mets fan AND a 49ers fan! He also recounts some more stories about his running past. Mike shares that he endured a sports officiating class. Mike reveals the story behind the Oreo Team. Tommy has to take a bathroom break because he has a weak bladder and has too many beers. Andrew continues to play the third wheel.

And they are still drinking the same beer as last time.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license