The Snot Rocket Podcast

In this ironically, or not, numbered episode, the boys discuss the interesting life of Suzy Favor Hamilton, and they have zero housekeeping. Andrew describes his fingers, needs jokes explained, and wants to see a mouse on cocaine. Tommy proves why he’s the worst, thinks he knows about high-priced hookers, and admits he’s an idiot.

We spend all our advertising money on beer and our first offering is Founders Mortal Bloom.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1axN3nUMqtJQv4r77Z2eLD8gTghWvOiMFZlUqN8TXxh8/edit?usp=sharing

The boys shit on a couple of teenagers who put on a charity marathon for a bunch of Karens. Tommy has shit to say about Conner Mantz, a woman who once again doesn’t call him back, and defends Britney Spears … a little too emotionally. Andrew gives Goldfish a birthday gift, gets annoyed with a Malaysian man, and gets tired of a mother bitching and moaning.

This episode's beer is from Jam Master JJ, formerly pinbuster300, who gave us a gingerbread stout from Hardywood and Mad Elf from Troegs.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z0RbS8o55cgIipQdw4d9WEdlO2E7adPgx4BYLs8nCug/edit?usp=sharing

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time the duo gets into the movie Tyson’s Run. They also talk about streaking and discuss 1974. American Airlines gets back with Tommy. He’s not impressed. All of Andrew’s trees are down and put away, he plans on leaving a flaming bag of shit on Tommy’s porch, and fact-checks him.

The beer in this episode is a variety pack from Cape Charles Brewing Co. and their brewer, Mark.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bvx6yebsWP-zGiVfnZtLWLOqL3BrvhfD-1RNF5mf2AU/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, the boys go to Mongolia, laugh in the face of death, and Andrew’s mom checks in. Andrew is not allowed to touch the $700 Christmas tree, knows a lot about pussy, and wonders if Suzy Favor is still hookin’. Tommy talks heavy metal, provides an update to his fight with American Airlines, and laughs at being awful humans.

The Guardian drops off Solace Brewing Co.’s “Griswold’s Winterbock” and it’s received warmly.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1shb98Ic3_zPfZPZSe0ppWWJjJTc62eb4J9qhHc379qU/edit?usp=sharing

The cold open goes realllllly long, the boys almost get political, and the Greek Freak sends us a heartfelt card. We love him. Tommy loses his shit on vacation, spills his beer on his computer, and doesn’t know his name is Thomas. Andrew educates Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, on the history of dachshunds, declares that all time stops in an airport, and asks if Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, if he shit himself. 

The boys are bequeathed Free Verse by the Virginia Beer Company from the one, the only Greek Freak.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

In this episode, 10% almost takes us down, a major announcement is made, and we barely talk about running. Tommy gives Andrew a gift, can’t say Elizabeth City, and wants an Anti-Social Behavior Order. Andrew reads the same thing twice, chastises a priest, and tries a few times to do an accent.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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It’s that time of year, Snotties, it’s time for Snots for Christmas! The boys dismiss Canada, chastise a Chinese man, and talk about Pennsylvania. Andrew counts to four, does an impression, and doesn’t read the show notes. Tommy is scared of Andrew’s wife, wants Juan Soto’s pancreas to fall out, and tries to redeem himself for a shitty prior drug moment.

This episode's beer is from Chesty Puller who tossed us a variety pack. It was outstanding and we love him!

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DVk2QXw6JElF3iD6w_RHf3yLDDS-dnanOipGCkDzlOE/edit?usp=sharing

With new microphones, the duo discusses the dirtiest race in track and field, the 2012 London Olympic women’s 1500m final, and talks about child rearing way too much. Tommy gives a useless update and says his ex-wife is smart and wants to talk about communists. Andrew pronounces Norwegian names correctly … mostly, describes ass-kicking his son, and doesn’t know Leningrad isn’t a city anymore.

This episode’s beer is Goldfish’s acquisition of Mohop New England-style IPA from Frog Alley Brewing from his NYC trip.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gGacaAKp6J0sa8AUhP6OuHxtJBML2V33P2d9O6KOoKo/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1912 Olympic marathon, for some reason talk about Utah, and expose a worthless gold medal. Tommy thinks everything is in Asia, forgets his microphone, and wants to fuck up Mo Farah. Andrew talks about a greased-up Cuban man, plays fuck, marry, kill, and tries to murder a Portugese marathoner.

This episode's beer is from You Suck Rob and Tiger Woods. They passed along their winnings: CPO IPA from Bold Mariner.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CTg-QPADPq2f_tceF74-f2Yt-N_88x0Pgcaybr9X1O8/edit?usp=sharing

The boys, live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, defend a homeless man in London, try to talk about running, and have a special guest, Chuck, who returns a Christmas tree. Andrew reveals why he can’t decorate a Christmas tree, accepts Goldfish’s bet, and accuses England of being a communist country. Tommy … well, he says some stupid shit … again.

Because we’re recording on a Sunday morning, Andrew is partaking in orange mimosas, Goldfish is enjoying pineapple mimosas, and having breakfast.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S0hXrbp_4ru8uhnAMYqmEcl694FBjvrMIezDinT2gLo/edit?usp=sharing