The Snot Rocket Podcast

Andrew and Tommy tear “apartheid”  a disabled athlete … and aren’t even ashamed. In this episode, they get into South African sprinter and convicted murderer, Oscar Pistorius. Tommy continues to swallow into the microphone, counts the ways he can get into the Paralympics, and talks as if he knows about sprinting. Andrew puts the TV remote in the fridge, really digs the centerfold in the Nature and Metabolism Journal, and asks his wife a question about hepatitis.

The boys enjoy Virginia Beer Co’s Gorgeous IPA.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Not sure why we are counting episodes anymore, according to Andrew, but it is episode 88, and we're talking about a middle-distance runner, David Mack. He also killed Biggie Smalls … allegedly. Goldfish annoyingly talks about high school track and field rules, completely butchers a bit he wrote, and goes into detail on how to launder money. Andrew suggests high schoolers should do a Hitler salute, says Flo Jo was murdered, and looks forward to hookers and blow in Chicago.

This episode's beer is a plethora of choices from Chesty Puller, who still thinks we’re wankers.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15BZMrxQSiORA6NYlfhM5x2cu3CF1VwskbZCZepDpFOQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys welcome Bob Schniedwind, better known as Leprechaun Bob, into the mobile Blair Court Studios. Andrew and Goldfish offer up their promotional services for Bob’s online dating profile, and give potential costume ideas, both of which he declines. The SRP hosts take advantage of Bob’s good nature and top quality announcing skills by having him say sketchy names like "Dick Pound." Bob reminisces for the listening audience with accounts of near GI disasters, Navy tales of yesteryear, and professes his love for a woman he’s been married to for a mere 49 years.

Sir Goldfish comes through once again with this episodes beverages with offerings of New Belgium’s “Fat Tire Ale” and “Bikini Blonde” from Maui Brewing Company.

Show notes:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bAveIX0TSOXBOggAznYXFcaMXIpXXx42RyQD9bIbfww/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

 In this episode, the duo gets into what it takes to put on a Marathon Major. For those that don’t know, Andrew is actually a host of the show. In fact, he’s half the damn show—the “Other Guy.” We love him. Andrew also says, “Let’s go back to the tape!”, asks, “Do you want to hear about shitters?” Goldfish claims no one cares if the Aborigines can read, Amelia throws his second-place age-group award in the garbage, and argues about postpartum … why? We aren’t sure.

This episode's beer is Free Verse from the Virginia Beer Company, a back-to-back offering from Sir Goldfish.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2McEHcc0mEmZj8RsufSmVRaHn0X_yT5235e9jl2Bmw/edit?usp=sharing

Going back to back with dead runners, the boys get into a Canadian, eh. Terry Fox is the subject of this episode’s offering, an inspirational story of dedication, determination, and heartbreak. Andrew is almost back to running, says Eritrea correctly again, and says goldfish goes, “Tits up.” Tommy tells Snotties to take drugs, makes fun of handicapped dead people, and is a mama’s boy.

Sir Goldfish came through with 2 Silos’ Mosaic Goat which is a hazy double IPA.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wT1mkp77QESZS3CiZIRlmxdn_5WBnOMDbns5vrlnMHo/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, we discuss a pioneer in women’s marathoning. A little midget by the name of Miki Gorman. Who? Well, listen to the episode and find out. Tommy says barely wine as opposed to barley wine, finds out the largest race in the US is white people, and doesn't listen to what Andrew says. Andrew saves Tommy from forgetting a great quote, asks the back of what magazine Gorman was bought from, and schools Goldfish on condiments. 

This episode’s beer is apparently a test of wills by Chesty Puller. He tossed the boys two beers by Three Floyds Brewery. One is the “Pillar of Beasts” and the other is “Cocomongo.”

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pR9ZJfTbcncTq5BaHgKNod5gX-ys3AF-SH_NIqPyylE/edit?usp=sharing

This episode talks about one of the greatest teams in all of sports … and they are a bunch of sissy runners, the 2021 Newbury Park High School XC team. Andrew admits he shaves his chest, tries to update Snotties on a race no one cares about, and does some good research on Belinda Carlisle. For some reason, Tommy threatens to punch Andrew in the face, almost drowned when he was 10, and wants to beat up teenagers. 

This episode's beer is an offering from DJ and Chelsea, who donated (albeit the second four pack) to the show Precarious Beer Product’s Kung Fu Kittens.

The Snot Rocket Podcast would like to dedicate this episode, whatever that may mean, to Rian Tracy, who succumbed to brain cancer on Cinco de Mayo. Rian is the youngest son of Tommy’s cousin in Scotland, Neil.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14qS0AVNw1-4zL9vG7s7gNDu1Am-CSPekgObaDFtEKOg/edit?usp=sharing

It’s a grab bag kinda episode as the boys didn’t feel like bringing you a valid topic to talk about. Sue us! But they do discuss their 100th episode. Andrew has a friend who is white, makes fun of little people, and has little feet. Tommy wants to sell urine, buy 100 mimosas, and doesn’t give a shit about his lifestyle.

Pinbuster300, aka Jam Master JJ, aka one of the greatest Snotties to ever live, hooked us up with Sierra Nevada’s Torpedo IPA.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eLt7NAU9e_7YYfdBrkkR5kPS8LWXjHQOI68UIxJGWyA/edit?usp=sharing

We are back to Goldfish’s favorite topic drugs! In this episode, they boys keep it homegrown and tear apart the hypocrisy that is the US Olympic Committee and US Anti-Doping Agency. Andrew critiques Tommy’s typing, doesn’t want a dick pic for Christmas, and wants nothing to do with the last 18.4% beer. Sir Goldfish gets in a fight on Facebook, well, multiple fights, denies he hangs out in Des Linden’s bushes, and needlessly talks about prior race performances.

For our refreshment, we have Smartmouth’s Sunshine Daydream

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jXGlRC4GC9ZiFE7UjmJz9iLH5Fmekeku1bEiiuF7bzc/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, we celebrate the achievements of one Grete Waitz. Tommy says repeatedly that she’s the greatest distance runner ever, and he also lies to Andrew. Tommy takes a shot at North Dakota, knows too much about L’eggs stockings, and forgets about getting beer. Andrew criticizes Jakob Ingebrigtsen, falls hook, line, and sinker for Goldfish’s antics, and reminisces about growing up in the 70s and getting your ass beat in the car. 

This episode’s beer is NOT 18.4%, but is leftover from Delaware. The boys polish off what’s left of Cape May Brewing Co’s variety pack.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jNwG5wa7bJonf95PyRx9vdTRKED924RW7MbKsXHaI9o/edit?usp=sharing