The Snot Rocket Podcast

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1983 NYC marathon, get into sandwiches, and learn about hemp and the Declaration of Independence. Andrew misses the days when he had some good balls in his mouth, talks about his new friend Cory, and has never set foot in Florida. Tommy says kids are barely worth the tax break, doesn’t listen to Andrew, and talks about a man named Button.

This episode's beer donation is from Glass Joe, aka Jason Al’a Carte, who passes along Devils Backbone’s O’Fest lager.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WBvlxDegiCMYDA3dbJoktAIhzmVc5M1GUDTwwRWXnZA/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The cold open goes a little astray, we trash Chariots of Fire, and forget about the top 5 list. Andrew gives his wife beer while she’s naked, grabs the wrong mouse, and thinks group runs are cringy. Tommy thinks he knows the law, has serious repercussions for Camille Herron, and has a problem with the word “heckahva."

The boys' assholes are going to be torn up after Pete’s offering of a 12-pack from Ass Clown Brewery, specifically their Go Reap Yourself, made with Carolina reaper peppers.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yPewxyaN6KntQEwG5SYzciEOmZiMdwe5nWED2SWT6gc/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys discuss one of the greatest distance runners most people have no idea about - Rosa Mota. Who? You’re gonna find out, and you should. Tommy is inappropriate about a teenage girl’s weight, doesn’t do trivia, and says Gilda Radner wasn’t very good at the marathon. Andrew still likes a good prison sex scene, doesn’t want to talk about non-binary shit anymore, and speaks Portuguese.

This episode’s beer is a variety pack from Automatic Knife Gun, which includes Old Bust Head’s Graffiti House IPA.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-YDtFAf86Uirt9Yh2qV2v_7mCB2kwQPH2GLNB9GdNH8/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Chicagoland! The boys travel to Chicago and meet up with The Freak Greek and Mike Stahr, also known as “Galen Rupp,” to record an episode on the eve of the marathon. We discuss the top 5 TV shows of all time. Tommy goes on the attack, cannot do math, and has impure thoughts about Kelly Bundy. Andrew wants to name a baby “Kipchoge,” literally wants to beat up Oprah, and correctly predicts the new American record and a Canadian top 10. This episode goes off the rails in a hurry!

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s the last of the 80’s Olympics, and boy, is it a snooze fest, just like every other episode, and do another top 5 list. Andrew fucking kills trivia … literally, watches soccer while feeding his son, and denies eating dogs. Goldfish tells a story about a man from Bosnia in 2007, talks way too much about Geraldo Rivera and hepatitis C, and studied some animals on all fours. 

This episode's beer is a wonderful gift from Mrs. Drew and is OMG hazy IPA from Maui Brewing Co.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsPQ-xDYfAh-vY9jbNWF3pzUyqrkFF0anLgnoOMHc54/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Tommy is in New Jersey and doesn’t tell Andrew. Do they even talk anymore? The boys know their 80s trivia, marvel at how far women can run, and recap the 1984 women’s Olympic marathon. Tommy claims Mary Lou Retton is flexible, admires Jim Palmer’s body count,  and admits he sucks at golf. Andrew stumbles, sends out an invitation for Flea to come on the show, and would give away a testicle to run faster.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qSjhD7nOjODfmvqtdDilCYOG53W3CwkkXXgKVN2UpUA/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys talk communism, have a top 5 list about dead people, and admit the 100th was a shitshow. Tommy continues to cough like he has TB, can’t find a video about Hole Cocker, and unnecessarily explains rules in track and field. The Other Guy butchers a German accent, asks how dumb Matt Choi is, and talks about the Soviets in Vietnam. 

Jam Master JJ and potentially Jam Master AJ toss the show a great variety pack from various breweries. 

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdH8r791JZOzEtkZW0ugrPgyWzOlbJ-P5MqUcyJwFRg/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro

You Get a Mimosa! The Snot Rocket Podcast goes live! Murphy’s in Virginia Beach welcomes the boys for their 100th episode. Aaaand nobody cares! Everyone finally meets The Other Guy. Tommy buys everyone Mimosas, yells into the microphone, and tricks Andrew once again. Andrew holds a moment of silence for Tommy’s running career, thinks Stephen Hawking was the voice of KITT,  and gets a little help with the trivia. 

Thank you to Murphy’s Virginia Beach for hosting our 100th episode. No beer for this episode as everyone had mimosas!

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, Fanny Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome …  shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.”

Chelsea and DJ hook the boys up with Commonwealth Brewing’s double IPA, Big Papi. Tommy’s not even mad, it’s a Red Sox reference.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YSxg3q7sbVVrdMCioQsQc6ytQbbj5OgeQXrW5Nidjog/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Continuing with an ongoing bit, we decided to do random trivia questions until you tell us to stop. We don’t actually get into the topic of the episode until 40 minutes in, and do another top 5. Tommy plays Pretty Reckless … doesn’t help the show a bit, loses his mind over Luis Gonzalez, and wouldn’t mind finishing 7th in the African Championships. Andrew thinks Goldfish is his older brother, tells Tommy “fuck you”, and should be dead already.

Sir Goldfish brings “Great Return IPA” by Hardwood Brewery to the show.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NF9_ol7wXYH7Psr10wxjjZQxCIBeRIpvuBXau0qdTM4/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.