The Snot Rocket Podcast

This marks the start of a three- or possibly five-episode series on the innovation of running. And episode one is about training. Yay. Oh boy. Great. Yippie. Shit. Goldfish drives in traffic, says, “Fuck Strava,” and talks about packing asses. Andrew calls Abbott World Majors whores, is tired of dressing up as a French maid for sex, and checks his phone.

Mrs. Drew tosses us a 6er of Face Plant by Lost Rhino Brewery.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N1Bs4Xc005bDCop9GsX7tu9CVRdIRBuBvAQEihTOmyw/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Going back in history a bit, the boys dig into Colter’s Run, a crazy historical event that spurred on a race that continues today. Andrew is willing to mail stickers to Snotties … until he finds out how much a stamp costs, doesn’t trust the government, and fails to beg Des Linden to come on the show. Tommy admits he’s a pussy, makes fun of Preview Mike, and talks shit about Taylor Swift.

The Whispering Yinzer hooked us up with Helltown Brewery’s Buffy Hazy IPA

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xm__wMoFWukgyw7Qg8ncqHh6TGnMUQOHzNdBJjikGmQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a wrap-up of the 2025 year. Andrew’s son Hans joins the show to go over his top 5 underrated movies, and the boys actually drink a stout - which is how they get you. Andrew coughs like he’s Goldfish, makes another plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and threatens to re-gift socks to his wife. Goldfish gives Andrew a present, doesn’t want to hang out with Conner Mantz, and can’t figure out a scratch-off ticket.

Beer for this episode is from Personal Bitches, who tossed us Oak City’s Churro De Noche imperial stout and Six Step Hop Back double IPA.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14uISMSWggyu2JtvXB_XVrKSZLRGY4tMLcm4eqaVFj5U/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a movie review of Run Fatboy Run. Which means … Preview Mike is back! And the boys on the fly highlight a special Snotty, Allie Bobe, and Goldfish butchers the name of the half-marathon near and dear to her. Goldfish fails at being a good person, lashes out at a Prairie, and misses an Aaron Boone joke. Andrew can’t pass up good cans, uses the pronoun “It,” and has handwritten notes.

This episode's beer is from the Other Guy, who coughed up Falcon Smash by Triple Crash.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about dildos, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment.

This episode's beer, we believe, is from Sir Goldfish, but he doesn’t remember buying it, and it’s 6 Bears and a Goat’s “Mae West Blonde Ale.”

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V_BtyUrvuBZK5v6cQZRkkdXPAaYm-Qc-PZJFSgQcDlU/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his shit on Aaron Boone.

This episode's beer is from Mrs. Drew, who passed it along to us: Afterglow Brewing’s Dad Vibez Pilsner.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fucking weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too much about a Canadian Running article, fails at his own research, and states, “Kangaroos don’t go in fucking trees!”

One of our favorite Snotties, John, tosses us some William and Mary, Griffin Gold beer from Virginia Beer Company.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aDSG4xY7amuh1WL2tTalhbI5IkWJeHBGjaBytsYlWxE/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the fuck down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away from his wife, details how he got beer delivered to him as a teenager, and recommends running with your wife on your back.

This episode's beer is from a trusted and adored Snotty, Chesty Puller, who bequeathed the show Wild Heaven Beer’s Emergency Drinking Beer, a pilsner.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LUoUFOkAnqnYH1_9uEE_IYvTDUqFlcdk0oK906e4DU/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

For your listening pleasure, the duo discusses the 1972 NYC Marathon, specifically the six women who wouldn’t take a head start. Andrew fails at his promise not to be misogynistic, reminisces about his dad beating him with a belt, and impersonates Casey Kasum. Sir Goldfish brings the show down by talking about dead people, calls Nathan Kahler a cock bagel, and wants a cease and desist order written in crayon.

The Other Guy plays the role of hero by getting Three Notch’d Brewing Company’s Bright Future IPA.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nD2Cnh4ZgibbIB0MRzV9Sbn2LtwINi0pEVXn9jKjXfs/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back a hundred-plus years to talk about a Scotsman. Hank is smiling proudly. They talk about the royal family and discuss the NYC marathon. Tommy ruins his laptop, is able to pronounce the name Rob, and says he’s not “small.” Andrew talks about his grandfather's… clock, his MILF’s are older, and won’t kick a woman out of bed for eating crackers.

This episode's beer is a two-donation gifting from Chesty Puller with Takes Two by Bingo Beer Company and Glass Joe with a German beer we can’t pronounce Veltins helles Pulleken.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.