The Snot Rocket Podcast

It’s marathon day, kids, and on the menu is 18.4% beer. The boys are on the road in Rehoboth, Delaware. Plus, we got a bunch of broads on the show. The WAGS join us for this one! Tommy proudly dons Red Sox gear, runs a 28-minute 5k pushing a stroller, and crosses the line several times. Andrew recaps his marathon, is attacked for snoring, and overthinks a race again! 

Christina provides the show with “Pinkies Up” from Aslin Brewery.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wnbMokMq3FTzTO3BetXU_BODPptCHqSRHKJkXLcpPuE/edit?usp=sharing

For your listening pleasure, Andrew and Tommy dive into the 1947 Boston marathon and the documentary, of sorts, that depicts the race. Sir Goldfish declares “Andrew’s fingers are so white” will continue as long as he thinks it’s funny, sets forth that Japan are assholes, and thinks a 2:59 sucks. Andrew gives a detailed relationship between Japan and Korea, can’t help himself from making an Asian accent, and does bottle feeding while watching soccer.

Hardywood’s Cosmic Sheep Mullet juicy DIPA was graciously passed to us by Mark, who actually listens.

Breast Cancer Now: Louise's page Louise is an amazing woman and should be recognized and rewarded for her charity. 

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this episode, the boys get into the world of cheating and talk a lot about Marathon Investigation. Goldfish (that’s Sir Goldfish) talks about a teenager's balls dropping, tells Mark Porter to go fuck himself, and gets angry … very. Andrew hesitates to talk about transgenders, vows to stop donating semen, and impersonates Hank.

This episode's beer is internally supplied and is Port City Hazy IPA.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Lb34icfNANCJ8upyqCXOgR_2vbbvIu_nh-r8jF2Jld8/edit?usp=sharing

In this episode, the boys do a big dive into the steeplechase, unnecessarily go off on a tangent about hurdles and Tommy’s drug segment returns … for now. Andrew proudly proclaims he will run faster, throws awards at kids in the neighborhood, and forgets Grant Holloway’s name. Tommy is able to finish a kid's dash, makes fun of a burn victim, and over-explains bonus money.

Alewerks Brewing Company’s Chesapeake Pale Ale is the beer of choice for this episode.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vbEgXzTbeOjk6XHg5qtX7UklagHCeEmjARAtiK6BfDw/edit?usp=sharing

Henry Rono is the man of the hour for this episode, from his collegiate cross-country accolades to his liquid downfall, the boys pay homage to a great runner. Andrew does the worst Kenyan accent ever, wants races to give out chickens as prizes, and wonders if Jimmy Carter is still alive. Tommy inappropriately talks about boob sizes, gets into another lousy race he had, and tells a terrible joke again.

This episode's beer is a result of marketing and the Snot Rocket Podcast's dedication to spending every penny on beer, resulting in the Ardent Craft Ales X IPA.

Music credits: https://youtu.be/ITLWydLl9xA?si=KRYuFKYdeCVcljTN

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jua_tTZVLapHosF_eOSJIXAM47gwGJjd13HhQ2n5NG8/edit?usp=sharing

The boys go to Italy to get into a most unusual race, there is a sneeze, and neither knows who Harry Styles is. Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names, but Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names with hand gestures and doesn’t get his mozzarella sticks. Tommy says he was cool for two minutes, holds for applause, and admits he wasn’t good at 800 meters.

This beer was bequeathed to us by a two-year-old, “Wait, Wait, No, Listen.” She gave us Great North IPA brewed by Great North Ale Works

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11hzy292ax7rbcqo70RuhOnLKE3OzkM2YpayIJ_9CI_w/edit?usp=sharing

The boys get into one of the classic marathon battles, the 1982 Boston Marathon and still don’t think highly of Alberto Salazar. Andrew refuses to acknowledge Goldfish’s title of Sir, disappoints a two-year-old, and his wife interrupts the show. Sir Goldfish screws up his drug segment, thinks Andrew is adorable, and reminisces about old sneakers.

This episode's beer is one of Sir Goldfish’s favorite beers, Hoptopus by local brewers Reaver Beach.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eUUScQEluLlPuuvOGgPsW9K3om5ariP9K7vZfdDaeOo/edit?usp=sharing

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time we take on the conglomerate in Disney and their offering McFarland USA, Preview Mike drops us a note, and they read a movie review from a nun. Andrew gets a side-eye from his wife, proclaims no self-respecting Mexican eats Taco Bell, and picked raspberries. Tommy beautifully segues into how white Andrew’s fingers are, does terrible Mexican accents … repeatedly, and claims to know about farming.

More of our earnings are spent on beer in the fashion of a Firestone IPA mix pack.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

 In this episode, the duo gets into a race from 40 friggin’ years ago, drink more of their income, and lie to Snotties. Andrew professes his love for Kevin Costner, is worried about a woman's uterus, and avoids being misogynistic. Goldfish conducts a master class on segueing into Andrew’s white fingers, calls Mary Decker a World Class beotch, and talks about a terrible weekend.

This episode's beer is Hazy Days IPA by Legend Brewing. Still part of the money we got for ads that we pissed away on booze. Yeah boiii.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GLLIH3yMQSG0czUhq4Sq7iTTw4Dgry7mkoNvLS9Wr3I/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, the boys get into listener mail and a bunch of other stupid shit. This one is a short one! That’s what she said! Tommy mansplains migration, tries to will a lesbian encounter into existence, and once again shares how white Andrew’s hands are. Andrew reads a “Florida Man” story, defends the show’s advertiser vetting process, and forgets Jimmy Carter is dead.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada.https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0):https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUAG0yVYAL7Ogljt1FpMyjrYBsiKNWjJIKdlYqJUY-4/edit?usp=sharing