The SoCool Podcast

Episode 5: Suicide by Charleston
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..."

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.

This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the untold, scandalous stories of Gary’s past. Will she be able to keep Josh Scramble and Jerry Pancake on track? We’ll see!

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• IBY by DJ B-Duke
• Amish Paradise by “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Moons over My Hammy by our very own Jerry Pancake

Check out - Our Gary Stories for more info on Gary's scandalous past! It is an amazing site! 

Tune in for a mix of history, humor, and a touch of the outrageous—just the way we like it in Miller Beach. Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review to help more folks discover the Madhouse!

Stay Cool, and remember… sometimes, history dances on the edge.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

• (00:34) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio

Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands…

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! 

Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices).

But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so don’t forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if you’re interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at [email protected].

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: We kick things off with IamDaylight by Funky Cat to set the tone.
• Chad GPT Ad: The world’s first "gay-I, not AI," ready to help in more ways than one.
• Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel Ad: Catering to your every…mechanical need.
• Transitions: We groove along with Ru Paul’s You Better Work and Pat Travers’ Smokin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine for that extra punch.
• Outro Song: Closing with Arlo Guthrie’s City of New Orleans, Tic Tac Toe, and the SoCool exclusive So You Wanna F** a Sex Bot* by Jerry Pancake.

Special Thanks: 

Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the rails—or as close as we can get! And don’t forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you won’t want to miss!

And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scramble’s past, revealing some…creative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago.

• (00:24) - Welcome to Miller Mornings U

Episode 3: Just the Tips...

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNB

We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor?

But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners for your support. Your love, your laughs, and your ratings are what keep this madhouse going. Don’t forget to rate us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—and if you’re looking to sponsor the show, hit us up at [email protected]. We’d love to hear from you!

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: Clap to the Disco by Yarin Primak kicks off the madness.
• Hair BNB Commercial: Featuring Hair by The Cowsills, because fabulous hair is just a rental away.
• Transitions: We keep it groovy with Whatever You Like by Messwave.
• Outro Song: Close out the episode with Moons Over My Hammy by Bill Harrison, written by none other than Jerry Pancake.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors...
 
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!

In this episode:

• We dive into the wild story of Jerry Clemons, who recently got hacked and is now scrambling to fix his life. But don’t worry—he’s still set to play Flamingo on Wednesday, 10/9, alongside Chad Burton. Will he rise above the digital chaos or get hacked again before his set?
• Jerry and Josh open up the email inbox for fan suggestions on new show characters. Let’s just say... you guys didn’t disappoint. If you’ve ever wanted to have a hand in creating the madhouse, now’s your chance.
• Jen Porkbelly-Hamhock takes on the role of weather forecaster this week. Between her four divorces and her expert predictions, we’re not sure which storm will hit harder—the weather or her love life.

Commercials for:

• SoCool Shirts—Home of the coolest and most questionable t-shirts. When your wardrobe needs a little more chaos, hit up SoCool Shirts for some fresh gear.
• Sledgehammer Law—When life hits you like a hack, let Sledgehammer Law smash back. For all your legal needs, especially the ones you never saw coming.

Musical Highlights:

• Intro Music: "Cool My Bass" by Balloon Planet
• Outro Music: Walkin' the Dog (Cover) as performed live by Nick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad Burton — Check it out on YouTube
• Will it Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston - Transition
• Island Girl - Elton John - Transition

Show Notes:

• In this episode, we follow the chaos that is Jerry Clemons trying to recover from getting his persona hacked. Despite the digital drama, he’s still gearing up to play at Flamingo on 10/9, so catch him and the Nick Danger Band.
• Fans of the show get their chance to shine as Jerry and Josh read out their character suggestions from the madhouse email inbox. Let’s just say, things got weird email the show at [email protected]. 
• Weather is brought to you by none other than Jenny Porkbelly-Hamhock. Expect some stormy forecasts...and we’re not just talking about the weather. Stacy Sizzle is also floated as a replacement for Miss Hamhock. 
• A huge thanks to SoCool Shirts, Sledgehammer Law, and Romantix for their continued support. 
• A special shoutout to the Marshall J. Gardner Center for hosting the great events at All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble and the Miller Community Theatre. Big thanks as well to the MBACD for making these events possible and supporting the community.
• Tune in next Sunday for another episode—if Jerry Clemons doesn’t get hacked again, and we’re not too hungover to hit record!

• (00:20) - Welcome to Miller Hall of Shame

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...
Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!

In this episode:

• Jerry Pancake shares his unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11. Yep, you heard that right. Only Jerry could turn a day of national memory into something... well, you have to hear it to believe it.
• Then there’s Little Billy Nailer, the poor kid who got sucked up by a twister in Kendallville, Indiana, back in 1968. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll wonder how anyone could find humor in this whirlwind of a story.
• And who could forget Hairless Hezakah, the man, the myth, the (hairless) legend. Honestly, we're still recovering from this one.

Thanks to Our Sponsers:

• Two Time Tony’s F**k Sheds—If you need a shed (or, you know, something more questionable), Tony’s got you covered.
• SoCool Shirts—The place to get t-shirts cool enough to survive the madness of Miller Morning Madhouse. Shop now and grab something questionable yet stylish!
• All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble—Join Josh at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for trivia nights that are as wild as this show. The questions might stump you, but the fun is guaranteed!
• Miller Community Theatre—Also at the Marshall J. Gardner Center, the local talent puts on shows that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question reality (kind of like this podcast). Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these great events!

Musical Highlights:

• Messwave - "Whatever You Like"
• Rex Banner - "Run The Place"
• Van Halen - "Humans Being"
• Thomas Newman - "The Whistlestop Cafe"
• Weird Al Yankovic - "Amish Paradise"
• Captain Joz - "Tik Tac Toe"
• Bill Harrison - "Moons Over My Hammy"

Show Notes:

• Miller Morning Madhouse is Miller Beach’s most unpredictable and hilarious morning show, where local legends and absurd stories collide.
• In this episode, you’ll get to know the infamous tale of Jerry Pancake forgetting 9/11, hear about Little Billy Nailer’s tragic but laugh-out-loud encounter with a twister, and meet the enigma that is Hairless Hezakah.
• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Two Time Tony's FCk Sheds*, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next Sunday morning—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Please contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or [email protected] if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.)

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.

This madhouse has everything:

• Fuck Sheds (yes, that’s a thing).
• Little Billy Nailer—the kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.
• Getting over 9/11 because I forgot—you won’t believe where this conversation goes.
• And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfast—which are as strange as they are legendary.

As if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.

Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.

Stay cool, Miller Beach!

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. 

This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. 

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. 

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan Pool Party. Songs from Oingo Boingo, Montrose, White Bones, and DJ Mayson. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].