The SoCool Podcast

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...
Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!

In this episode:

• Jerry Pancake shares his unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11. Yep, you heard that right. Only Jerry could turn a day of national memory into something... well, you have to hear it to believe it.
• Then there’s Little Billy Nailer, the poor kid who got sucked up by a twister in Kendallville, Indiana, back in 1968. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll wonder how anyone could find humor in this whirlwind of a story.
• And who could forget Hairless Hezakah, the man, the myth, the (hairless) legend. Honestly, we're still recovering from this one.

Thanks to Our Sponsers:

• Two Time Tony’s F**k Sheds—If you need a shed (or, you know, something more questionable), Tony’s got you covered.
• SoCool Shirts—The place to get t-shirts cool enough to survive the madness of Miller Morning Madhouse. Shop now and grab something questionable yet stylish!
• All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble—Join Josh at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for trivia nights that are as wild as this show. The questions might stump you, but the fun is guaranteed!
• Miller Community Theatre—Also at the Marshall J. Gardner Center, the local talent puts on shows that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question reality (kind of like this podcast). Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these great events!

Musical Highlights:

• Messwave - "Whatever You Like"
• Rex Banner - "Run The Place"
• Van Halen - "Humans Being"
• Thomas Newman - "The Whistlestop Cafe"
• Weird Al Yankovic - "Amish Paradise"
• Captain Joz - "Tik Tac Toe"
• Bill Harrison - "Moons Over My Hammy"

Show Notes:

• Miller Morning Madhouse is Miller Beach’s most unpredictable and hilarious morning show, where local legends and absurd stories collide.
• In this episode, you’ll get to know the infamous tale of Jerry Pancake forgetting 9/11, hear about Little Billy Nailer’s tragic but laugh-out-loud encounter with a twister, and meet the enigma that is Hairless Hezakah.
• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Two Time Tony's FCk Sheds*, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next Sunday morning—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Please contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or [email protected] if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.)

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.

This madhouse has everything:

• Fuck Sheds (yes, that’s a thing).
• Little Billy Nailer—the kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.
• Getting over 9/11 because I forgot—you won’t believe where this conversation goes.
• And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfast—which are as strange as they are legendary.

As if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.

Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.

Stay cool, Miller Beach!

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. 

This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. 

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. 

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan Pool Party. Songs from Oingo Boingo, Montrose, White Bones, and DJ Mayson. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

Yolo is back with the SoCool Boys in this super LONG episode. The gang talks about Sex Demons, Mead, and Christopher Robin's Covid-19 Cures. Pancake is on Sex Demon dating website. Yolo hates fucking Goya and Chick-Fil-A.  Christopher Robin is negative on Covid, but positive on having sex with a Demon. Beelzebub makes an appearance and fucks with the technical aspects of the show. Songs from The Black Crowes and A/C. Sponsored by Trump's Old Balls *Formerly Trump Steaks. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

The commercial everyone is talking about! What's for dinner at little Johnny's house? It's Trump's Old Balls! This commercial is performed by Yolo Monte Cristo (Mom), Jerry Pancake (Dad), and Christopher Robin (Little Johnny). Get Trump's Old Balls while they're hot!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

The boys are on their own for this episode because Yolo is working six jobs. Christopher Robin is a Stay-At-Home hero this week, as he salutes front-line workers from his window. Pancake has a theory on Prince and saving his jizz. On the B Side - THE FISHBOWL COMES BACK - A bit broken, but it spits out a maskless movie 'OutBreak' Starring Tootsie Dustin Hoffman, Patrick Dempsey, and a Monkey. BTW, Covid Sucks. 

Songs from Freddie King, Duice, and EbnOzn. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].

The USA is Burning. Pancake and Yolo step out of character to talk about all the crazy racist shit going on; Donald Plump, and Karens. Is that Wuhan Flu still a thing? Christopher Robin is off doing White Guy stuff. Songs from 2Pac and Public Enemy. #BlackLivesMatter

hank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected].