Hey Y'all!

Welcome back to another episode of Work Horror Stories! We dive deeper into Misty's horror inducing moments at Castles and Poor People, my stories scattered all across the board, and our very special guest, Talar, taking us into the bowels of the courthouse and giving us a behind the scenes tour of what really happens when the courtroom isn't full.

It gets wild, and gross, and sometimes plain stupid and silly, but it's a journey we highly enjoy taking you all on, even if we can't see or hear your expressions when we bring up all our experiences.

From the cleaning crew doing things you only ever hear about in the news, to old men being gross old men in public (you'll just have to listen to get the full picture) we bring you another episode to spice up your day and let you know you're not alone in the shit you deal with day in and day out.

If you have any stories of your own you want to share with us and have it featured in one of our episodes, don't hesitate to send us an email or dm or whatever you feel comfortable with. All names and actual work locations will be kept confidential, so don't worry about your boss finding out you're talking smack.

Let the chaos begin!

Hey y'all!

We've come to entertain you once again with more magic and mystery and overall confusion when it comes to how children are managed and cared for at Hogwarts.

Enter Fred Weasley: Honestly people, you call yourselves our fans...

(Beyond a legit explanation, Fred is the superior twin. I don't know why but he is so don't come at me (us) about it.)

Three 11 year old children have made it past the obstacles guarding the sorcerer's stone which, in all honesty, seemed as if they were perfectly designed for each child in mind. Think about it; the devil's snare requires herbology knowledge that only Hermione would know: catching the winged keys and Harry is the best seeker the school has seen in centuries; and a most daring game of wizard's chess that only Ron could pull off. Are you not convinced that Dumbledore (aka Dumbydikes) knew these kids would go looking for trouble and curated these tasks specifically? Are you not convinced that Dumby should not be in charge of children? Are you not convinced that the head Mugwump is an absolute loony and overall dickhead?

If you answer is yes, then congratulations, you have common sense!

If you answer is no, then pray tell, what went wrong in your learning years that you don't see it?

I implore you, continue listening to get a clearer image of Albus and his shenanigans as we dive deeper into the world of witchcraft and wizardry at Hogwarts.

Trust us...it's going to be a fun, albeit bumpy, ride.

The time has come.

We officially begin our journey into the world of Harry Potter; the boy who lived.

Call it the sorcerer's stone, the philosopher's stone, the red rock of doom, but whatever you call it, it's still the same shite. An 11 year old boy who has grown up in the muggle world, albeit poorly, is thrust into a world of magic and wonder and danger. Everyone knows who he is, what he's done, his entire backstory. Meanwhile this kid is trying to figure out what his life has turned into overnight after a giant snatched him away.

Honestly if that was me, I'd need about a week or two of alone time in my dormitory to let it all sink in and adjust. Not go chasing after trolls and giant 3 headed dogs.

You all know the story. We love this series and this world (not the writer) but we still have a lot of opinions to share with you all.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

(P.S. No broom riding until after your first lesson)

Let's talk about...Covid!

It's our first Tea Time episode so it's going to be a bumpy ride as we try to maneuver the conversation around this one. But we all know neither of us can keep our thoughts on a one way road so you get, a disaster. Isn't that what keeps bringing you back to listen? Haha...

But seriously. From what life looked like for us pre-Covid and how it's changed since, and how we're evolving as the pandemic rages on, to mandatory lap dances in a high school (there's a funny story behind this one, I promise you).

We cover a lot, and a lot of nothing too, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Hey yall! Welcome back to the show as we showcase some of our more "memorable" moments in the workforce.

From tales of swinging chains and decades old expired café items to crying in the office and watching corporate crumble after you quit, we're bringing you a whole slew of new adventures! We're also happy to announce that we have our very first special guest joining us today to share their stories with ours, and give yall a deeper idea as to why we are the (fucked) way we are.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Y'all, we have reached the final episode of the Twilight saga and suffice to say we are as excited as Aro is whenever he's around Alice. Creepy, yes, but the joy is the same. Bella is finally a vampire, we have a creep CGI baby in the works now, and apparently two attempts at trying to hone a new skill is not enough effort for vampires. Anyways, we've made it to the final battle between the Cullen's (and their their friends) against the Volturi. A battle that should have been epic, but like everything else involving this series/world, was just plain old disappointing. Our commentary about it, however, is not. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the final Twilight ride!

I'll give the Cullen's credit for throwing a beautiful wedding, but we all know that this wedding was just another form of manipulation for Edward to get what he wants. Then again, Bella goes along with it to get what she wants: to be turned. I don't know what y'all would put up with, but this much struggle just to get turned is not my idea of a good time. And we get a damn demon baby out of it, that's drinks you dry from the inside. I'll pass

The cough epic battle cough has finally arrived. Vampire versus shifter. Diamonds versus fur. Who will win? Will it be the fiery Victoria and her army of newly turned vampires, or will it be the ever growing pack of testosterone fueled fur-babies with a bone to pick with everyone. And why, you may ask, is there a battle in the first place? Because our toxic duo are at the center of the problem. Like always

Hey yall!

We're back with more shenanigans as we enter the third chapter of this toxic duo. Trio? Ensemble? I don't even know what to call it anymore. Bella and Edward somehow manage to draw everyone into their world of problems because now we have an entire vampire army after them. Well, just her; the lone human in a world of blood drinkers. Tune in and hear how we really feel about this entire world that Meyer created. You've come this far with us, can't turn back now!

Hey yall!

Aaaand we're back, finishing off New Moon with more rants and raves about your (not-so) favorite vampire/human couple. With some "heated" tribe action. Get it? Heated? Because the shifters run at a high internal temperature...you know what? Just listen to the episode. I promise it wont bite. Much