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Welcome back as we kick off our Holiday season with a sneak peak into how we celebrate the holidays and the holiday season, things we would like to experience during the holidays, and a history lesson in ancient Armenian traditions.

Each of us have different ways of celebrating, wherever you're celebrating from, and that's what makes the holidays so cool. We can learn from each other, partake in different traditions, learn about traditions that we want to incorporate into our own, etc.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the holidays, however you celebrate!

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Welcome back to another DnD session with your favorite trio! This time around, we find our brave yet odd friends above the surface, making friends, making enemies, and making something....fishy.

That's all the synopsis you get. Listen/tune in to see what mischief and chaos our group gets involved in and brings to this quiet, unsuspecting winter town.

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Well...we made it to the end. We started this journey with magic and wonder as our little eleven year old selves wandered the corridors of Hogwarts for the first time, and we ended with battles and burials. Tis a bittersweet goodbye to this journey, seeing as we spent months giving you all our thoughts and opinions and wayward laughter about the boy who lived and his loyal friends.

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Even though our Wizarding World journeys have come to a close (or have they?), Hogwarts is my home and help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it

Fare thee well my witches and wizards! Until we meet again, at Platform 9 3/4

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At the end of year six, the Golden Trio decided they would not be returning to Hogwarts. Instead, they would be traversing the entirety of the UK, looking for Voldemort's scattered horcruxes, in hopes of weakening and defeating him. While this is a very noble act, and bless Hermione for thinking ahead and packing the essentials, why/how did the Muggle not think to pack food in that enchanted bag of hers? She packed a tent, she packed clothes, and first aid, and books, but no food? C'mon...

Anyways, we spend the first hour running amuck in the Ministry of Magic where, mind you, the entrance is flushing yourself down a toilet, and the rest of our time on a camping trip that far exceeds my willingness to go without steady shelter and indoor plumbing.

Let's get this wild show on the road and see how our heroes try to find and destroy things they have absolutely no leads on. At all. None. Zilch.

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Welcome back to Tea Time! Where we spill the tea about anything and everything that catches our fancy. Why? Because we can. This time we deep dive into the world of red flags. From the glaringly obvious to the obvious (because all of these red flags/tropes are in your face) we give you our honest opinions on what we would kinda-sorta let slide in real life vs what we would definitely fall for in fiction. Clearly we have issues, but that is neither here nor there.

Misty chimes in with just how much she seriously dislikes the love triangle trope: "It's not a triangle if one of them isn't gay!"

Erin: "Edward and Jacob don't fuck, therefore it's not a triangle between them and Bella"

So sit back, relax (if you can) and enjoy the show!

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Welcome back to the adventures of the Jaz'Zara, Asha, and Valkaria, the only hope that Dragonite Syndicate and The Nameless City has at surviving the Ilithid attack that is currently ravaging the city and its inhabitants.

Our team has officially made it to the surface: Asha has gained a beautiful shield called The Moon's Defense, and Valkaria has found herself a shiny that is in tune with her shadow magic. Our first night on the surface has already started off on an interesting note, with lots of snoring, poking, and hissing.

As our party continues on, they come across a small winter town and put their skills to the test to help these people with whatever they can: Valkaria and her politics, Asha and her healing, Jaz'Zara and her vast knowledge of weapons and battle.

Tune in to see how far our trio has traveled so far, and what levels of nonsense they've encountered, taken part in, and overall experienced on their first full trip out to the surface world.

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We hope you've enjoyed our spooktacular Halloween episodes as a fun treat in honor of our favorite time of year (and my favorite holiday - yes Samhain is a holiday)

For our first year we decided to close out the spooky fun with one of my favorite films, and probably now a film that Misty never wants to see again; and that's saying something, coming from the queen of bad movies!

We got caught with a flat, made it up to lab to see what's on the slab, did the time warp (well, I did, and Misty continually lost brain cells), had some serious questions and concerns about how the 5-minute-old-mummy-ink-man -- that could very well be a squib relative of the Malfoy's -- knows who Damocles is, and much more!

We hope you have just as much fun on this journey as we did recording it for you! Well, at least I know I had a great time laughing and wheezing while Misty just regretted every decision she's ever made since meeting me.

Happy Halloween y'all!

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We're back and finishing up our sixth year at Hogwarts, a school that needs some serious changes in its child safety regulations. Speaking of safety regulations, a funeral memorial for a giant spider that tried to EAT Harry, Ron, and their Ford Anglia, while the two supervising adults (and I use that term loosely) get smashed, is a little sus. Meanwhile, Harry is high as a kite and could have very possibly OD'd on Liquid Luck because he drank the whole thing without researching how this liquid works. Is it in doses? Is it supposed to be taken in one gulp? When he "pretended" to add some Felix Felicis in Ron's drink before Quidditch try-outs, he put in a few drops. What is the correct dosage? Why did Hermione not scour every book and resource for the answer? Clearly we have some major concerns. Again: see lack of child safety regulations.

P.S. If I have to hear Lavender Brown call Ron, "Won-won" one more time, I may actually puke. While Ron and Lavender may not be the worst of the relationships in this series, they are definitely the most annoying; at least Lavender is.

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Here's a little something different. Misty "educates" me on the world of C-F rating scary movies that are, honestly, hilarious to learn the plots to. From killer sofas, to pastors turning into Velociraptors, to killer piñatas, to zombie beavers, Misty covers it all...and I just slowly lose what little brain cells I have left. But don't worry, I get her back in our final Halloween episode so stay tuned for the big finish!

And to stay on par for our podcast theme as a whole, we close out this episode with more personal nonsense. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

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We're back for more adventures with Harry and his friends as we enter year six, and all the shit that Dumbydikes puts this child through. Not to mention that as Dumbydikes takes Harry to visit Professor Slughorn (who, mind you, collects people) to convince him to teach Potions at Hogwarts that year, and Harry is the dangly piece of meat to lure Slughorn to say yes.

This is also the funniest of all the HP movies, solely for the fact that as shit gets darker and creepier and builds to the final battle against Voldemort and his groupies, the sheer random interactions and conversations that take place are just so out of left field, but also perfectly depict how reality works.