While the regular season has come to a close, the post season anxiously awaits. With 26% of total points still left on the table... Welcome to the BOWL BLOWOUTYOUR BOWELS BONANZA (part one)

If any of our international listeners have any BONUS B's to contribute, please send photos to [email protected].

Get your BOTTOMS in gear and get ready to BET every single one of the 39 houses you've won throughout the 2022 cfB season. 

You'd BETTER BELIEVE your tag-teaming, dp'ing co-commissioners toBykeith and almostBillclinton BROUGHT their BEST this week. Open up those BEAUTIFUL ear holes and enjoy!

Do you support my rival team?
     -YES : Get F&@*ed
     - No:
               - Are you a JEBDFFL Member?
                           -No: Good luck this weekend
                           -Yes: Get F&@*ed

  As this episode was originally filmed & recorded on election night, it should come as no surprise that the compiling/counting/finalizing took several days before being released to the public. Having a co-commissioning team comprised of a former & future president, our sweat glands have been never been less active.
 DADDY MICHAEL the chosen identity of a (fellow) world-wide celebrity joins us, breaking down the eleventh week in the third season of the Spicy Wiener Show. (XI-III for the roman listeners) So OPEN UP YOUR EARHOLES and let us on in (verbal and/or written consent required) for the HOTTEST college football pickem' show in the known world!

Toby Keith for Prez, Almost Bill Clinton & a suspiciously placid Led Tasso (formerly known as Intern Townie) bring you the CFB week 10 primer. The Spicy Wiener Show* is NOW FOUND UNDER THE ~EDUCATION~ SECTION of your preferred podcast listening service. 

Why should you petition to join the JEBDFFL in 2023 and download the AirB'n'Wiener App? Bruhh theres like 17,972 reasons but we'll summarize bellow:

 -Get learnt on why you should measure** your DONK's Baazonka-to-Donk ratio (after mutual consent).
 -Find out this weeks 65% accurate IMMORTAL LOCKS to win*** nearly 2/3's the value of your house/personal savings/untaxed income/ short term personal loan
 -Discover why NNN**** should be the next canceled social media challenge
 

*This episode of The Spicy Wiener Show is brought to you by AirB'n'Wiener and the AirB'n'Wiener sponsored 3rd Annual SpicyWienerBeach Celebration #DONKcityUSA
**The Spicy Wiener Show cannot emphasize how much consent matters to both parties in ANY physical encounter. You want a hug? Get consent you uneducated interbred fascist. 
***The Spicy Wiener Show and all affiliated parties do not encourage gambling more than you expect to lose. Accuracy and winnings from bets based of IMMORTAL LOCKS recommendations are not guaranteed. The Spicy Wiener Show makes no 'official claim' to being sports betting experts, no matter what our never-dying IMMORTAL LOCK track record may say. If you or someone you know has a gambling addiction, please call or text the NCPG hotline at 1-800-522-4700 ( <---this addendum is not satire)
****NNN, colloquially known as the 'No Nut November' challenge is not endorsed by The Spicy Wiener Show or any affiliated parties. 

Diggity Diggity Darn, Ya'll! 

Open up them ear holes!

This week's episode is ~slightly~ spicier than usual!
After repurposing materials from 1960's era Russian tanks abandoned in Ukraine, your co-commissioners have doubled the size (just like our bags of $h!t) of the infamous JEBDFFL-SWS-BroughtToYouByAirB'n'Wiener* rocket ship in both length AND girth to make room for this weeks special guest.
A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY!**
Go ahead and place your bets on who it could be.. and what vermin he is in a long standing war of territorial dispute with..

Spoiler Alert:
 IT'S CORN!


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**Of Anderson

.... Bye Week Snooze Fest Alert....






JUST KIDDING OPEN YOUR FUCKING EAR HOLES